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Apostate_Soul
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May-06-12, 11:00 AM (EDT)
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"Will lesbians give your pension diabetes?"
 
   No that I have your attention, I got it from this page.

Some of the headlines it generates are more coherent than genuine Daily FailMail headlines.


"It's difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity, but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss..."


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  RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes? The Traitor May-06-12 1
  RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes? DaPatman89 May-06-12 2
     RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes? BlackAeronaut May-06-12 3
  RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes? Prince Charon May-10-12 4
     RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes? dstar May-11-12 5
         RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes? Prince Charon May-12-12 6

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The Traitor
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May-06-12, 12:15 PM (EDT)
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1. "RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes?"
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   ASBO Kids Hide Climate Change Files in Uncollected Wheelie Bin - Are Immigrants Behind It?

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DaPatman89
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2. "RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes?"
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   I'm just gonna leave this here.

And this.

And for those of you who, like me, hate acidentally clicking on links to the Mail's website, try this.

Yeah, I don't really like the Daily Mail.

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BlackAeronaut
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3. "RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes?"
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   >I'm just gonna leave this
>here.

"I'm just gonna go wash my hands I think."
*nods* "I would if I were you."

*Shatters*


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Prince Charon
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   Could Binge Drinking Have Sex With Property Prices?

�They planned their campaigns just as you might make a splendid piece of harness. It looks very well; and answers very well; until it gets broken; and then you are done for. Now I made my campaigns of ropes. If anything went wrong, I tied a knot; and went on.�
-- Arthur Wellesley, First Duke of Wellington


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dstar
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5. "RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes?"
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   >Could Binge Drinking Have Sex With Property Prices?

Er... I thought that was known as 'Mardi Gras in New Orleans', and was an answered question.

(The answer is 'yes', btw. Binge drinking at Mardi Gras absolutely screws with property prices; the location of the property determines whether the outcome is negative, however (for example, it most definitely doesn't hurt them in the French Quarter).)

(To be fair, I should admit that the answer to _any_ question involving the words 'sex', 'drinking', and 'Mardi Gras' is yes. Even if the question is self-contradictory. Normal laws of time and space Do Not Apply -- I think it's the alcohol fumes.)

Shalon Wood


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Prince Charon
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6. "RE: Will lesbians give your pension diabetes?"
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   Thank you for the laughter.

�They planned their campaigns just as you might make a splendid piece of harness. It looks very well; and answers very well; until it gets broken; and then you are done for. Now I made my campaigns of ropes. If anything went wrong, I tied a knot; and went on.�
-- Arthur Wellesley, First Duke of Wellington


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