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Mercutio
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May-08-14, 11:53 PM (EDT) |
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"TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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So. Just got back from a week-long, work-related trip to Denver. I don't fly often, and when I do, there's about... mmm... I'd say a 50% chance or so I come in for extra scrutiny in the security line. This is due, I am pretty sure, to the fact that my driver's license has my middle initial on it (which my boarding pass does not and, indeed, no other official documentation aside from my birth certificate ever does) and my picture on it is... less than a perfect likeness. For this particular trip, I had what I thought was a cunning plan: "Hey! I have an honest-to-god US Passport, the gold standard of personal identification. It has fancy electronics embedded in it and everything and a really excellent headshot that looks exactly like me. I'll bring that, and breeze right through the line." Except that all four times I passed through security, I ended up getting grilled about my final destination and if I was planning on changing my itinerary midway through the trip to leave the US. When I expressed some bewilderment as to that line of questioning, I was told that it was "rather unusual" for someone who wasn't planning to leave the country to carry their passport, and that it "called attention to me." You can't win for losing sometimes. -Merc Keep Rat |
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BZArcher |
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laudre |
May-09-14 |
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Wiregeek |
May-09-14 |
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laudre |
May-10-14 |
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Wiregeek |
May-13-14 |
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laudre |
May-14-14 |
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zwol |
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DaPatman89 |
May-11-14 |
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Wiregeek |
May-13-14 |
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May-13-14 |
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laudre |
May-14-14 |
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May-14-14 |
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The Traitor |
May-12-14 |
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thorr_kan |
May-09-14 |
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eriktown |
May-09-14 |
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thorr_kan |
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Meagen |
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laudre |
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Gryphon |
May-10-14 |
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laudre |
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Senji |
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laudre |
May-11-14 |
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Gryphon
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May-09-14, 00:21 AM (EDT) |
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1. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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>Except that all four times I passed through security, I ended >up getting grilled about my final destination and if I was planning on >changing my itinerary midway through the trip to leave the US. When I >expressed some bewilderment as to that line of questioning, I was told >that it was "rather unusual" for someone who wasn't planning to leave >the country to carry their passport, and that it "called attention to >me." Weird. I used my passport as ID when I had to fly to Florida for Zoner's wedding a couple years ago, and nobody batted an eye. The only security-type person I had a problem with the whole time was the metal detector guy at Logan who made me put my cane on the conveyor belt, then didn't seem to know what to make of the fact that I couldn't walk through the archway without it. (Numbnuts. Did he think I was carrying it because I occasionally like to break into vaudeville soft shoe routines?*) I was once questioned for several hours by a puzzled RCMP officer who seemed convinced that I intended to stay forever in St. John, not just for the couple of days I had planned. In fairness to him, though, I was between jobs and, for unrelated logistical reasons, I had packed more than two days' worth of clothes. He was also deeply puzzled by my CPAP machine, even after I demonstrated it for him. I think he thought it was some kind of crazy drug paraphernalia. --G. * I suppose I might have done this too, if I'd had any feeling in my right foot at the time. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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laudre
Member since Nov-14-06
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May-09-14, 09:53 AM (EDT) |
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4. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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LAST EDITED ON May-09-14 AT 09:53 AM (EDT) >He was also deeply puzzled by my CPAP machine, even after I >demonstrated it for him. I think he thought it was some kind of crazy >drug paraphernalia. As a fellow CPAP user, I did raise an eyebrow when I learned of the existence of vaporizers as a marijuana consumption device, because some of them do bear a striking resemblance to a CPAP (especially when one considers the humidifier). (I discovered these because of a jargon intersection between the marijuana users that prefer these devices and e-cigarette users, as e-cig consumption is typically referred to as "vaping." Nothing quite like trawling through Twitter data to get a handle on discussion of e-cigs, and finding, instead, a picture of a dimebag and what looks like a CPAP with design aesthetics from 1973 that has a plastic bag hung onto the filter exhaust for some reason.) "Mathematics brought rigor to economics. Unfortunately, it also brought mortis." - Kenneth Boulding
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laudre
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May-14-14, 08:32 AM (EDT) |
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22. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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>more's the pity that a lot of policy is coming down with no science to >support it, and at least in the local cases, no representation. There's a couple of e-cig lobbying groups out there, although they don't have a ton of money behind them. Also, Big Tobacco is buying into e-cigs in a major way, either by buying up an established brand (Blu) or developing their own, and they're supportive of regulation. That's both because they'll take anything they can get that improves their public image, and so they can erect barriers to entry so that the tiny little basement/garage e-cig businesses won't be able to stay in the market. "Mathematics brought rigor to economics. Unfortunately, it also brought mortis." - Kenneth Boulding
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Wiregeek
Member since Mar-13-14
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May-13-14, 10:53 PM (EDT) |
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18. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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the plural of anecdote is NOT data. I regularly 'attend' a local vape store - I hang out, answer questions, make clouds of vapor, and use the opportunity (and their work table and excellent lighting!) to maintenance, clean, and even develop vaping hardware. Recently, we were talking about... I think it was stardrives and the usefulness thereof as weapons, actually. When a nice young lady came in with her dog. Her ancient, tiny, fluffball chihuahua variant dog. The dog spent about a half hour cruising around scoring pets and love, and having a grand old time. Think about it. Those horrible little rat dogs tend to just pop if they encounter bad air - their physical endurance is drastically lessened by the crude techniques we have used to produce them. They're like canaries, and this critter didn't mind at all. Now, real data aside, it'd be a minor irritant. Propylene Glycol has been used in its vapor form for years, in fog machines and as aerosol disinfectants. There's a minor chance you may have an unpleasant reaction to a particular flavor, sure. But the same could be said for perfume. Or deodorant. |
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laudre
Member since Nov-14-06
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May-14-14, 08:28 AM (EDT) |
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21. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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>Propylene Glycol is listed as GRAS (generally recognized as safe) by >the FDA. >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propylene_glycol It can be toxic, but only in stupidly large amounts (or somewhat less stupidly large if you drink it, urinate, and then drink your urine, so that you're ingesting the metabolite that's actually deleterious, but I think if you're doing that you probably have larger problems to worry about, if you're capable of worrying at that point). It's used in many medicines as a stabilizer and to slow systemic uptake (so that, for example, that Nyquil hits you over the course of a few hours rather than all at once). That said, there's clinical evidence that it's not quite as safe for the lungs as it is for ingestion. For example, it's also used as a stabilizer in house paints, and there's been cases where it's induced an asthma attack in children sleeping in freshly painted rooms with poor ventilation (so don't let your kids vape -- here in NC, it's now illegal to buy or sell e-cigs or e-liquid to people under 18, in fact). There's been observed, documented temporary decreases in lung function as a direct result of vaping, although it appears to abate fairly quickly after one finishes the vaping session (so don't vape while exercising). And, most recently, there are some studies, based on early longitudinal results, which suggest that there's long-term harm in vaping. Unfortunately, I haven't read those studies yet, nor do I have the reference to hand here at home -- I'll see if I can dig out the link once I get into the office, and if I have the time today I'll try to read up on it. The other risk is that, with no regulations in place to control content or labeling of e-liquid, there's some potential danger there, depending on where you buy and who you buy from. There's no guarantee that any given batch is safe to consume, or that the stated nicotine content is accurate (at least, not on a federal level; I don't know all the state laws). With all of the above said, it's almost certainly less bad than smoking or chewing tobacco. "Mathematics brought rigor to economics. Unfortunately, it also brought mortis." - Kenneth Boulding
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The Traitor
Member since Feb-24-09
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May-12-14, 07:20 PM (EDT) |
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17. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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LAST EDITED ON May-12-14 AT 07:21 PM (EDT) "You don't want to sell me death-sticks.""... I don't wanna sell ya death-sticks." "You want to go home and rethink your life." "I'm gonna go home and rethink my life." -- One of the vanishingly few funny bits in the Star Wars prequels that is intentionally funny. --- "She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards. |
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thorr_kan
Member since May-11-11
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May-09-14, 09:33 AM (EDT) |
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3. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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Sometimes you can't win. Last time I flew to Mex. on business, I saw TSA was breaking in a trainee in passport examinations. No prob; forewarned is forearmed, and I was there plenty early. So, the trainer hands lets the trainee loose into the wild a few people before me. When he gets my passport, he looks at me, looks at it, gets the "befuddled thug" look and calls over his trainer. "Is this a real passport?" I'm getting worried at this point. But the trainer takes a look at it and chuckles, "This is the old style, pre-<security gobblety-gook>. Look for <this> and <this>." He turns to me, and says, "Thanks, sir. We appreciate you providing this training opportunity." And off I went. |
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thorr_kan
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May-12-14, 02:57 PM (EDT) |
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16. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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LAST EDITED ON May-13-14 AT 09:51 AM (EDT) I have no use for TSA as a whole, but at least the ones at MSP are professional. Flint, MI, on the other hand...tin-potted tyrants of the banana republic sort. OK, so you've taken me aside to prove you're not racial profiling and informed me that if I put anything down, it will be confiscated and I'll be arrested. Then you tell me to present my hands. What, exactly am I supposed to do with the crying toddler in one hand and the freaked out preschooler in the other? Apparently, I'm supposed to shut up and comply. I don't fly much anymore. Too much trouble. |
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laudre
Member since Nov-14-06
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May-10-14, 03:00 PM (EDT) |
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9. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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>This is due, I am pretty sure, to the fact that my driver's license >has my middle initial on it (which my boarding pass does not and, >indeed, no other official documentation aside from my birth >certificate ever does)I just remembered this fun fact: Under NC state law, you're supposed to have your full name, middle name included, on your driver's license. Mine does not have that. Due to differences in how names are displayed in CT (where I first got my license), PA (where I lived for about a year and a half), and NC (where I've lived since 2001), and trading in my previous state-of-residence driver's license for the new one, my middle name/initial got list, somewhere in the chain of moves since 2000. I suppose I could correct it sometime, but I didn't learn about the middle name thing until after I'd already had my NC DL for some time (including filing taxes for the state and so on). The joys of bureaucracy. "Mathematics brought rigor to economics. Unfortunately, it also brought mortis." - Kenneth Boulding
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Gryphon
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May-10-14, 03:19 PM (EDT) |
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10. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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>>This is due, I am pretty sure, to the fact that my driver's license >>has my middle initial on it (which my boarding pass does not and, >>indeed, no other official documentation aside from my birth >>certificate ever does) > >I just remembered this fun fact: > >Under NC state law, you're supposed to have your full name, middle >name included, on your driver's license.There's a passage in one of Bill Bryson's books (Neither Here nor There, I think) in which he is unable to cash a traveler's check in Norway or someplace, because his traveler's checks say "Bill Bryson" on them and his passport says he is "William McGuire Bryson". (Do they even make traveler's checks any more? I remember using them aeons ago, but, I mean, even my father has an ATM card that can pretend it's a Visa now, and he's the kind of guy who wouldn't buy a car with power windows if they still made cars without them. :) --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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laudre
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May-10-14, 04:15 PM (EDT) |
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11. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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>(Do they even make traveler's checks any more? I remember using them >aeons ago, but, I mean, even my father has an ATM card that can >pretend it's a Visa now, and he's the kind of guy who wouldn't buy a >car with power windows if they still made cars without them. :) I believe so, but that's partly because some countries (and I mean developed economies, like Japan) are very cash-centric and aren't very big on plastic (be it credit or debit). You can still use an ATM, of course, since they're all then relevant networks (when I visited Singapore many years ago, I just hit up an ATM to pay for most things), although, in Japan, they're kind of pathological about that, too (like, it can be a challenge just to find an ATM that's open outside of Mon-Sat business hours, in some places). "Mathematics brought rigor to economics. Unfortunately, it also brought mortis." - Kenneth Boulding
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laudre
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May-11-14, 05:42 PM (EDT) |
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15. "RE: TSA Follies, Part The Infinity"
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> What possible business reason is there for turning an *A*TM outside >business hours? Does the imp have to go home for dinner? Take it with appropriate sodium chloride, as I'm relating what other people have relayed to me, but my understanding is this: they tend to be in places like the entrance vestibule of a bank, i.e., between the inner and outer doors, and both sets of doors are locked outside business hours. Here's a blog post discussing it, and another one attributing it to make-work and fear of technology. In fact, once you're outside of Tokyo, Japan tends towards a level of low-tech that's completely at odds with its international image as a place of ubiquitous vending machines that sell anything you might imagine, cell phones that do everything short of walking the dog, and so forth. Another blog post detailing this, mentioning that, where the author lives, the ATMs stay open until 9 PM. "Mathematics brought rigor to economics. Unfortunately, it also brought mortis." - Kenneth Boulding
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