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0|0|0|||1||Today%27s Sign of the Apocalypse...|Jeffrey||13:00:57|07/11/2002|...when you notice the label on your plush Mokona doll includes the words %22batteries not included%22.  And you know for a fact that there%27s no moving parts or flashing lights in it.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A-------%0D%0AJeffrey McIntyre%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%3EUse .sig on message%0D%0AYou don%27t have a sig.  Also%2C this is the EPU Forum%2C not ZORK%2C so did you really expect it to work%3F%5B%2Fi%5D
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A Today%27s Sign of the Apocalypse...|cyberpagan||02:22:11|07/12/2002|%3E...when you notice the label on your plush Mokona doll includes the %0D%0A%3Ewords %22batteries not included%22.  And you know for a fact that there%27s %0D%0A%3Eno moving parts or flashing lights in it. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0ABut did you try and put a battery in it%3F Who knows what may happen...%0D%0A%0D%0ACyberPagan%0D%0A%0D%0A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%0D%0AI%27m really here%2C but I%27m not here%2C really.%0D%0ARCW%23665 the other neighbor of the beast
2|2|1|||1||RE%3A Today%27s Sign of the Apocalypse...|Matrix Dragon||03:16:54|07/12/2002|%3E%3E...when you notice the label on your plush Mokona doll includes the %0D%0A%3E%3Ewords %22batteries not included%22.  And you know for a fact that there%27s %0D%0A%3E%3Eno moving parts or flashing lights in it. %0D%0A%3EBut did you try and put a battery in it%3F Who knows what may happen... %0D%0A%0D%0ABesides people looking at you weird%2C considering that there%27s nowhere to put them%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A---------------------------%0D%0AMatrix Dragon%0D%0ARabid Crack Weasel %23 123 %0D%0ADirector of the Okatu Intelligence Division%0D%0AApproach With Caution%0D%0A---------------------------
3|3|2|||||RE%3A Today%27s Sign of the Apocalypse...|WengFook||07:10:27|07/12/2002|%3E%3E%3E...when you notice the label on your plush Mokona doll includes the %0D%0A%3E%3E%3Ewords %22batteries not included%22.  And you know for a fact that there%27s %0D%0A%3E%3E%3Eno moving parts or flashing lights in it. %0D%0A%3E%3EBut did you try and put a battery in it%3F Who knows what may happen... %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EBesides people looking at you weird%2C considering that there%27s nowhere %0D%0A%3Eto put them%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AAhh but is the label there in the first place%3F %0D%0AThat is the question.%0D%0A%0D%0AThen you will realize that the label does not exist%0D%0Aand you are the %5Bu%5Dlabel%5B%2Fu%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0AThat makes %5Bb%5DNO SENSE%5B%2Fb%5D %3AP 
4|4|3|||1||RE%3A Today%27s Sign of the Apocalypse...|Matrix Dragon||23:41:37|07/13/2002|%3EAhh but is the label there in the first place%3F %0D%0A%3EThat is the question. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EThen you will realize that the label does not exist %0D%0A%3Eand you are the %5Bu%5Dlabel%5B%2Fu%5D. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EThat makes %5Bb%5DNO SENSE%5B%2Fb%5D %3AP %0D%0A%0D%0A%3CDeadpan%3EI hadn%27t noticed%3C%2FDeadpan%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A---------------------------%0D%0AMatrix Dragon%0D%0ARabid Crack Weasel %23 123 %0D%0ADirector of the Okatu Intelligence Division%0D%0A%22Okay%2C that was %5Bu%5Dweird%5B%2Fu%5D...%22%0D%0A---------------------------
5|5|4|||||RE%3A Today%27s Sign of the Apocalypse...|WengFook||03:38:46|07/15/2002|%3E%3EAhh but is the label there in the first place%3F %0D%0A%3E%3EThat is the question. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EThen you will realize that the label does not exist %0D%0A%3E%3Eand you are the %5Bu%5Dlabel%5B%2Fu%5D. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EThat makes %5Bb%5DNO SENSE%5B%2Fb%5D %3AP %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%3CDeadpan%3EI hadn%27t noticed%3C%2FDeadpan%3E %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AIt worked for the guys who made the matrix.