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0|0|0|||1||Damn Tourists|Offsides||17:35:02|11/09/2002|I live in a tourist town%2C but it%27s usually not too bad this time of year.  Unfortunately%2C with the good weather today it took me nearly 15 minutes to drive home from the grocery store a half mile up the road... %3A%28%0D%0A%0D%0ADamn Tourists...%0D%0A%0D%0AOffsides%0D%0A%0D%0AUnemployed netadmin seeking job... so what else is new%3F%0D%0AEPU RCW %23%26pi%3B%0D%0A%23include %3Cstdsig.h%3E
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|EasternExile||18:00:22|11/09/2002|Yesssssss%21 Let the annoyance flow through your veins%21%0D%0AThose tourists%21%0D%0A%3EDamn Tourists... %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EOffsides %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EUnemployed netadmin seeking job... so what else is new%3F %0D%0A%3EEPU RCW %23%F0 %0D%0A%3E%23include %3Cstdsig.h%3E %0D%0A%0D%0A
2|1|0|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|BobSchroeck||20:34:40|11/09/2002|%3EI live in a tourist town%2C but it%27s usually not too bad this time of %0D%0A%3Eyear.  Unfortunately%2C with the good weather today it took me nearly 15 %0D%0A%3Eminutes to drive home from the grocery store a half mile up the %0D%0A%3Eroad... %3A%28 %0D%0A%0D%0ANo hope for New Hope today%2C eh%3F  %3Cgrin%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A-- Bob%0D%0A-------------------%0D%0AShort and sweet and armed and deadly%0D%0AThe Girl from Ishiyama is dueling%0D%0AAnd when she%27s dueling%0D%0AEach one she%27s dueling goes %22Argh%21%22
3|2|2|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|Offsides||22:05:41|11/09/2002|%3ENo hope for New Hope today%2C eh%3F  %3Cgrin%3E %0D%0A%3E%0D%0AThere%27s never any hope for New Hope... %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0AOffsides%0D%0A%0D%0AUnemployed netadmin seeking job... so what else is new%3F%0D%0AEPU RCW %23%26pi%3B%0D%0A%23include %3Cstdsig.h%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A
10|3|3|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|Astynax||21:43:09|11/11/2002|%3E%3ENo hope for New Hope today%2C eh%3F  %3Cgrin%3E %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3EThere%27s never any hope for New Hope... %3A%29 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0ANo hope of parking anyway...%0D%0A%0D%0A%5BP%5D%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%222%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmembers.aol.com%2Ferulogos%2Fgfx%2Fxsig.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5D%5BFONT SIZE%3D%222%22 COLOR%3D%22%23000000%22%5D%5Bb%5D-%3D%7B%28Astynax%29%7D%3D-%5B%2Fb%5D%5BBR%5D%5Bi%5D%22I%27d almost swear there%27s a town ordinance -forbidding- adequate parking%22%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%222%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D%5B%2Fp%5D
4|1|0|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|juniper||11:24:14|11/10/2002|%3EI live in a tourist town%2C but it%27s usually not too bad this time of %0D%0A%3Eyear.  Unfortunately%2C with the good weather today it took me nearly 15 %0D%0A%3Eminutes to drive home from the grocery store a half mile up the %0D%0A%3Eroad... %3A%28 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EDamn Tourists... %0D%0A%0D%0A%3Cwince%3E  I was born and raised in Washington D.C.%2C another tourist town%2C and woe betide you if you%27re trying to get anywhere when the President%27s decided to go somewhere.  Yuchk.%0D%0A%0D%0ABoy do I know the feeling - you have my sympathy.  I thankfully no longer live in a tourist town.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28Any reason you didn%27t walk if it was only half a mile away%3F%29%0D%0A%5Btable%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D2 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd width%3D%2265%22%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.dragonmage.net%2Fimages%2Fifurita_line_drawing-small.gif%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5D%5Bfont color%3D%22%230000dd%22%5DJuniper%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%23000088%22 size%3D-1%5DRampaging Karateka Crypto-Kwavu%27b Contributing Editor%5B%2Ffont%5D %0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%23000088%22 size%3D-1%5DEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited%5B%2Ffont%5D %0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22%230044aa%22 size%3D-1%5D%5Bi%5DBecause why be %5Bb%5Dordinary%5B%2Fb%5D in your choice of hobbies%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D1 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 
5|2|4|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|Offsides||15:56:08|11/10/2002|%3E%28Any reason you didn%27t walk if it was only half a mile away%3F%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AYeah - picking up kitty litter...%0D%0A%0D%0AOffsides%0D%0A%0D%0AUnemployed netadmin seeking job... so what else is new%3F%0D%0AEPU RCW %23%26pi%3B%0D%0A%23include %3Cstdsig.h%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A
8|2|4|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|cyberpagan||04:46:04|11/11/2002|%3E%3EI live in a tourist town%2C but it%27s usually not too bad this time of %0D%0A%3E%3Eyear.  %0D%0A%0D%0Asnip%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%3E%3Cwince%3E  I was born and raised in Washington D.C.%2C another tourist %0D%0A%3Etown%0D%0A%0D%0Asnip%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%3EBoy do I know the feeling - you have my sympathy.  I thankfully no %0D%0A%3Elonger live in a tourist town. %0D%0A%0D%0Abig snip%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AHey%2C I grew up in S Florida%2C the ultimate tourist destination. I remember that the worst thing you could be called or call anybody else was a tourist. It was the ultimate insult%2C and that has warped me ever since. I have never in the rest of my life felt comfortable going places just to go there%2C because then I would be that hated tourist. So I actually relocate and live in places for at least several months%2C so I%27m not a tourist%2C just a recently transplanted native. Prolly why I originally joined the air force%2C although I have relocated nearly as many times before and since as a civillian.%0D%0A%0D%0AFrank %28Currently living in Atlanta%2C and a former resident of%28not in any particular order%29Dover%28DE%29%2C Montgomery%28AL%29%2C many places in Florida%2C Del Rio%28TX%29%2C Las Vegas%28NV%29%2C Biloxi%28MS%29%2C San Antonio%28TX%29%2C Wyalusing%28PA%29%2C New Castle%28DE%29%2C New Brunswick%28NJ -- The original starting point%29%2C Old Bridge%28NJ%29%2C and many more in the various states mentioned. I have held drivers licenses in Fl%2C TX%2C NV%2C DE%2C AL%2C GA. Someday I guess I should settile down%2C although my retirement plan someday is to have the large anoying motorhome and travel permanently - finally be a tourist%2C but then I%27ll be old enough to not care%2C and I%27ll just say I live in the US%2C all of it.%0D%0A%0D%0A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%0D%0ARemember%2C two wrongs do not make a right%2C but three lefts do.%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m really here%2C but I%27m not here%2C really.%0D%0A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%0D%0ARCW%23665 the other neighbor of the beast
6|1|0|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|Kokuten||18:17:58|11/10/2002|%3EI live in a tourist town%2C but it%27s usually not too bad this time of %0D%0A%3Eyear.  Unfortunately%2C with the good weather today it took me nearly 15 %0D%0A%3Eminutes to drive home from the grocery store a half mile up the %0D%0A%3Eroad... %3A%28 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EDamn Tourists... %0D%0A%0D%0Aif it%27s toursit season..  why can%27t we shoot them%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0AKokuten Daysleeper%0D%0ARCW %2313013%0D%0A%28Insert Witticism Here%29
7|2|6|||||RE%3A Damn Tourists|FubarObfusco||19:46:39|11/10/2002|%3E%3EDamn Tourists...%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3Eif it%27s toursit season..  why can%27t we shoot them%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AOn the underside of the drawbridge in Woods Hole%2C Mass.%2C there%27s an appropriate graffito on the subject of Cape Cod%27s seasonal migration%3A%5Bp align%3Dcenter%5DSUMMER PEOPLE%0D%0ASOME ARE NOT%5B%2Fp%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AOf course%2C I moved here from Berkshire County%2C where it%27s tourists almost year-round -- skiers in the winter%2C concertgoers and such in the summer%2C and slow-drivin%27 leaf-peepers in the fall.
11|3|7|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|Fanatic||13:07:22|11/12/2002|[updated:LAST EDITED ON 11-12-02 AT 01:08 PM (EST)]%3E%3E%3EDamn Tourists...%0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3Eif it%27s toursit season..  why can%27t we shoot them%3F%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EOn the underside of the drawbridge in Woods Hole%2C Mass.%2C there%27s an %0D%0A%3Eappropriate graffito on the subject of Cape Cod%27s seasonal %0D%0A%3Emigration%3A%5Bp align%3Dcenter%5DSUMMER PEOPLE %0D%0A%3ESOME ARE NOT%5B%2Fp%5D %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EOf course%2C I moved here from Berkshire County%2C where it%27s tourists %0D%0A%3Ealmost year-round -- skiers in the winter%2C concertgoers and such in %0D%0A%3Ethe summer%2C and slow-drivin%27 leaf-peepers in the fall. %0D%0ANice%21 I like that%3A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bol%5D%0D%0A%5Bli%5DYou need a permit%5B%2Fli%5D%0D%0A%5Bli%5DToo short of a season%5B%2Fli%5D%0D%0A%5Bli%5DFunny smelling meat%5B%2Fli%5D%0D%0A%5Bli%5DNot enough meat to justify the expendature%5B%2Fli%5D%0D%0Aand%0D%0A%5Bli%5DYou can store so much tourist in your freezer before it goes bad%5B%2Fli%5D%0D%0A%5B%2Fol%5D%0D%0A%3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0AWell I live in South Florida%2C we got the WORST tourists.%0D%0ASnowbirds..%0D%0Athat%27s plus all of the people from across the water hazard.%0D%0AAnd people wonder why I don%27t have a driver%27s licenese...%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0APattrick%0D%0A%0D%0APS%3A Because I%27d end up going postal on some dumbass who wrecked in to me%0D%0A%0D%0A
12|4|11|||||RE%3A Damn Tourists|Sinapus||15:00:10|11/12/2002|%3E%3E%3E%3EDamn Tourists...%0D%0A%3E%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%3Eif it%27s toursit season..  why can%27t we shoot them%3F%0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EOn the underside of the drawbridge in Woods Hole%2C Mass.%2C there%27s an %0D%0A%3E%3Eappropriate graffito on the subject of Cape Cod%27s seasonal %0D%0A%3E%3Emigration%3A%5Bp align%3Dcenter%5DSUMMER PEOPLE %0D%0A%3E%3ESOME ARE NOT%5B%2Fp%5D %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EOf course%2C I moved here from Berkshire County%2C where it%27s tourists %0D%0A%3E%3Ealmost year-round -- skiers in the winter%2C concertgoers and such in %0D%0A%3E%3Ethe summer%2C and slow-drivin%27 leaf-peepers in the fall. %0D%0A%3ENice%21 I like that%3A %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%5Bol%5D %0D%0A%3E%5Bli%5DYou need a permit%5B%2Fli%5D %0D%0A%3E%5Bli%5DToo short of a season%5B%2Fli%5D %0D%0A%3E%5Bli%5DFunny smelling meat%5B%2Fli%5D %0D%0A%3E%5Bli%5DNot enough meat to justify the expendature%5B%2Fli%5D %0D%0A%3Eand %0D%0A%3E%5Bli%5DYou can store so much tourist in your freezer before it goes %0D%0A%3Ebad%5B%2Fli%5D %0D%0A%3E%5B%2Fol%5D %0D%0A%3E%3A%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AWouldn%27t most places you could find a tourist count as a baited field%3F %3B%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A
13|5|12|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|Wedge||15:37:48|11/12/2002|%3EWouldn%27t most places you could find a tourist count as a baited field%3F %0D%0A%3E%3B%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AIn most places in Florida%2C as long as it%27s baited year round it%27s legal.  %3Cgrin%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.mac.com%2Fwedge%2Fstuff%2Fnall.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5DChad Collier%0D%0AJ. Random Pixel Pusher%0D%0ADigital Domain%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%230000CC%5DRCW %231138%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D
14|6|13|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|Fanatic||14:55:40|11/13/2002|[updated:LAST EDITED ON 11-13-02 AT 02:56 PM (EST)]%3E%3EWouldn%27t most places you could find a tourist count as a baited field%3F %0D%0A%3E%3E%3B%29 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EIn most places in Florida%2C as long as it%27s baited year round it%27s %0D%0A%3Elegal.  %3Cgrin%3E %0D%0A%3E%0D%0AAwesome%21%0D%0AThere%27s %5Blink%3Awww.sawgrassmillsmall.com%2Findex2.html%7CSaw Ass%5D it%27s always filled with out of towners and some locals... Plenty of places to put up a blind...%0D%0A%3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0APattrick%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A
9|2|6|||1||RE%3A Damn Tourists|Matrix Dragon||20:31:02|11/11/2002|%3Eif it%27s toursit season..  why can%27t we shoot them%3F %0D%0A%0D%0ADamn Greenies keep getting between my shotgun and the tourists %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0AMatrix Dragon%2C J. Random Nutter%2C and occasional duck hunter.