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0|0|0|||||If You Wonder Why I%27m Touchy Just Now...|Redneck||22:49:56|02/12/2003|%0D%0A... this morning%2C Wed. Feb. 12%2C 2003%2C my grandmother%27s husband%2C Vernon Bearss%2C pulled out in front of a fully loaded semi hauling logs. %0D%0A%0D%0AHis brand new%2C only three payments made%2C credit extended by daft fools at the Daft Foolish Banking Company%2C truck is totalled. %0D%0A%0D%0AOdds are good the wreck will be assessed as his fault.%0D%0A%0D%0AThe semi driver has no injuries%2C his truck is fine.%0D%0A%0D%0AVernon is currently in Trauma Ward at St. Elizabeth%27s%2C Beaumont%2C with a collapsed lung%2C a probable busted rib%2C a possible broken right knee%2C a mild concussion and other injuries.%0D%0A%0D%0ANontheless he is expected to make a full recovery... all this%2C mind you%2C with a worn out%2C cut-up 86-year-old body.%0D%0A%0D%0ADonations and good thoughts are REALLY appreciated...%0D%0A%0D%0ARedneck%0D%0A%0D%0A
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A If You Wonder Why I%27m Touchy Just Now...|NeoRavenK7||00:55:02|02/13/2003|Shit...  Kris%2C though I really can%27t do anything fer ya%2C you do have my sympathies.  Is it just me or is everyone having to put up with a lot from %22The Way Things Are%22 nowadays%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A-Raven%0D%0ADon%27t mind me%2C I%27m like Radical Edward in the head.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Human suffering is such a unique prviledge.%22 -Rene D%27anclaude%2C Armitage The Third.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.%22 Capt. Bart Mancusoe%2C The Hunt For Red October.