5||0|1539|0|yes 0|0|0|||||Amusing IM spam|megazone||23:14:33|05/09/2001|Ah%2C the things you receive when you%27re connected to ICQ for a while. %28I run EveryBuddy on my Linux box at work...%29%0D%0A%0D%0A---cut---%0D%0A23%3A15%3A13 116131945%3A Hello Would you want to be MegaZone%40getlaid.net%3F %0D%0AOr maybe just find other people in Waltham to have wild uninhibited sex with%3F Get a free email address and homepage at http%3A%2F%2Fpersonals.getlaid.net Because you don%27t want to make friends%2C you want to Get Laid.. for free%21%0D%0A---cut---%0D%0A%0D%0AYeah%2C I think that having an address in the %22getlaid.net%22 domain just oozes class... or maybe it just oozes...%0D%0A%0D%0A-MegaZone%2C megazone%40megazone.org%0D%0APersonal Homepage http%3A%2F%2Fwww.megazone.org%2F%0D%0AEyrie Productions FanFic http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F 1|1|0|||||RE%3A Amusing IM spam|Wedge||23:47:56|05/09/2001|%3EYeah%2C I think that having an address in the %22getlaid.net%22 domain just %0D%0A%3Eoozes class... or maybe it just oozes... %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Nonono%2C baby%2C you got it all wrong. The %27g%27 is soft and the %27t%27 is silent%2C it%27s pronounced %27Shjay-lay-eed%27 dot net. I just got the startup money last week--say%2C want to come upstairs into my machine room and see my servers%3F They%27re new%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0A------------------------------%0D%0A%22You%27re a louse%2C Roger Smith.%22%0D%0A------------------------------%0D%0AChad Collier%0D%0ADigital Bitch%0D%0AJ. Random VFX Company 2|1|0|||||RE%3A Amusing IM spam|Peter Eng||13:30:16|05/11/2001|%3E---cut--- %0D%0A%3E23%3A15%3A13 116131945%3A Hello Would you want to be MegaZone%40getlaid.net%3F %0D%0A%3EOr maybe just find other people in Waltham to have wild uninhibited %0D%0A%3Esex with%3F Get a free email address and homepage at %0D%0A%3Ehttp%3A%2F%2Fpersonals.getlaid.net Because you don%27t want to make friends%2C %0D%0A%3Eyou want to Get Laid.. for free%21 %0D%0A%3E---cut--- %0D%0A%0D%0AAlmost as bad as the spam that read%2C %22MLM%2BSEX%2BINTERNET%3D CAN YOU BEAT THAT%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0AMy response was%2C %22Go have sex with each of the people on the list below...%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Spam a newsgroup or three with a duplicate of this message%2C but erase%0D%0Athe top name and put yours on the bottom...%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Ten thousand people will come to you for sex%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0AOccasionally I wonder what the spam was really about - the original never reached my server.%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng 3|2|2|||||RE%3A Amusing IM spam|TRB||18:12:45|05/11/2001|At least it%27s not%3A%0D%0A%0D%0A%22ICQ is deleting all inactive accounts%21 Forward this to everyone on your list or lose your ICQ number forever%21 And be raped by a rabid%2C syphillic donkey%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0AFirst of all%2C ICQ never deletes a damn thing. My number from 1997 still exists. %0D%0ASecond%2C donkeys don%27t like me. %0D%0A%0D%0ATRB%0D%0A%0D%0A%22I wish I was reaper%2C culling lost souls. I wish I could cast them into deep and lonely holes.%22 4|3|3|||||RE%3A Amusing IM spam|Chris Redfield||23:09:00|05/11/2001|%3EAt least it%27s not%3A %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22ICQ is deleting all inactive accounts%21 Forward this to everyone on %0D%0A%3Eyour list or lose your ICQ number forever%21 And be raped by a rabid%2C %0D%0A%3Esyphillic donkey%21%22 %0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m always amused by the people who fall for this scam. The same guy sent me the same message 3 times cause he thought it was real cause it had a link to a url that had icq in it somewhere.%0D%0A%0D%0A--------------------------------------%0D%0AWhoa%21 What IS it%3F%21 5|4|4|||||RE%3A Amusing IM spam|TRB||23:15:44|05/11/2001|Oh%2C you think that%27s bad Chris%2C I%27ve got this one girl on my list who believes not only those%2C but in the chain letters too. %0D%0AEvery time I get one%2C I e-mail her the anti-chain letter chain letter%2C but she has yet to get the point. %0D%0A%0D%0ATRB%0D%0A%0D%0A%22I wish I was reaper%2C culling lost souls. I wish I could cast them into deep and lonely holes.%22