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0|0|0|||||I swear...|Ardaniel||20:50:32|06/10/2004|who do you have to %2Akill%2A to get properly married in California%3F%0D%0A%0D%0ANrgh.%0D%0A%0D%0Aplacer_county-- for telling me that no%2C Mephron could NOT legally officiate my wedding %28this weekend%29 under any circumstance because%2C by their stupid-ass rules %28which are not true for San Francisco%2C Alameda%2C El Dorado%2C Los Angeles%2C and umpty OTHER counties in California%29%2C only a blood relative or a California resident would do.%0D%0A%0D%0ANow%2C my father is a nice guy%2C and Neal%27s parents are pretty much acceptable people%2C but%2C uh.  No.  Any other CA residents I know are nice people%2C but mostly not going to drop everything on two days%27 notice to do this thing.  The one who %2Awould%2C%2A well%2C I%27m %2Adating%2A him%2C and that%27s sort of awkward%2C having your boyfriend do your wedding to your husband%2C even if they%27re pretty good friends and they%27re both cool with sharing you.  There%27s %2Apropriety%2A to be considered.%0D%0A%0D%0AChrist.  We even went to Placer County Superior Court and got told the same thing%2C despite the Placer County website telling us that anyone deputized to do it could do a wedding.%0D%0A%0D%0ASo we told them to fuck themselves and we%27re getting the legal shit done in Sacramento County by a judge at 4pm tomorrow%2C and having Meph officiate the big ceremony Saturday at 2.  Fuck you ever so much%2C Placer County%2C for complicating the shit out of our wedding.%0D%0A%0D%0AThat was utterly guest.  Bleah.
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A I swear...|JeanneHedge||00:03:05|06/11/2004|[updated:LAST EDITED ON 06-11-04 AT 12:58 PM (EDT)]Didn%27t good ole Placer County have a 4.5 earthquake last week%3F Maybe someone%27s trying to send them a message.............%0D%0A%0D%0A%28edit add%3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0AIf time is a consideration%2C is Reno an option%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AJeanne%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%223%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.jhedge.com%2Fchc.gif%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5D %5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5D%5Bfont size%3D2%5DJeanne Hedge%0D%0A%5Blink%3Awww.jhedge.com%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.jhedge.com%5D%0D%0A%5Blink%3Ago.compuserve.com%2FComic%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fgo.compuserve.com%2FComic%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%223%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D
2|1|0|||1||RE%3A I swear...|NeoRavenK7||00:21:04|06/11/2004|I%27ve heard that California was an odd place%2C but I had no idea...%0D%0A%0D%0A-NeoRaven