25||0|8903|99| 0|0|0|||1||Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Wedge||01:51:01|01/03/2006|And I%2C for one%2C am glad it%27s back. I%27ve always believed any space like we have here at EPU needs a place where you can be a little random and a little off topic. If nothing else it gives the nice illusion of community. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0AThis time around%2C I%27d like to at least set a few minor ground rules. I like random chaos as much as the next guy%2C but if we can keep to a few rough guidelines our chances for survival increase exponentially.%0D%0A%0D%0ALets get the bad stuff out of the way first.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5D%5Bu%5DThe Don%27ts%3A%5B%2Fu%5D%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bul%5D%5Bli%5DThis isn%27t where you can post stuff that would get you in trouble anywhere else on the forum. There aren%27t any major rules on the masthead to point at anymore%2C but if you%27ve been around for a while you know what I mean. If you haven%27t been around for a while%2C do yourself a favor and lurk for a while. You%27ll sort out what flies and what dies pretty quick. Give the AUP over in %27The Forum Itself%27 a read too%2C if you haven%27t already.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bli%5DContent should be generally be Safe For Work. Language isn%27t %5Bb%5Dtoo%5B%2Fb%5D much of a concern%2C but porn or blatantly offensive content is right out. If you feel your case is borderline%2C flag it as such clearly and %5Bb%5Dbefore%5B%2Fb%5D whatever link%2Fjoke%2Fwhat have you. Clicking links is habitual%2C and most people click before reading the rest of your post. The mods reserve the right to differ with your opinion of what is ok and what isn%27t. It%27s a moving target. Deal. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bli%5DThis is sort-of repeated elsewhere%2C but worth noting again. This isn%27t where you come to bitch about something%2Fsomeone else on the forum or about EPU. If you%27ve got a problem that serious with someone else here%2C take it to PM%27s or email. %28Now if you%27ve got beef with something outside these walls%2C and you think it%27s amusing enough to share and can present it in writing more advanced than%2C %22That suxx0rz%21%22%2C go for it.%29%5B%2Ful%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AOk%2C so that%27s that. What is ok%2C then%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5D%5Bu%5DThe Dos%5B%2Fu%5D%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bul%5D%5Bli%5DGot a semi-relevant %28science%2C sci-fi%2C dubiously related to some story%2C %26c%29 link to a cool story or cool item or cool artwork%3F Post it%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bli%5DSeen a cool movie%2C read a cool book%3F Post your thoughts%21 %28Spoiler warnings%2C please%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bli%5DDo you like video games%3F We do%21 You might have even noticed%21 Come on down%21%5B%2Ful%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AYou get the idea. I don%27t mean to make it Fark Lite here or anything%2C the idea is to just have a social place to bounce stuff around. So try to keep things at least passingly related to EPU.%0D%0A%0D%0ATwo side notes I%27d like to make%3A%0D%0A%0D%0AFirst%3A The folk that hang around here are%2C generally%2C more computer savvy than your average Joe. If you%27ve got a computer-related issue and you%27ve reached the end of your Google search without relief%2C feel free to post a cry for help here. I%27d like%2C however%2C to keep such threads to low post count%2C so try to kick things over to PM or email as soon as possible. Holy Wars and the like will %5Bi%5D%5Bb%5Dnot%5B%2Fb%5D%5B%2Fi%5D be tolerated.%0D%0A%0D%0ASecond%3A Got your own fanfic%2Fwriting project on the web and want to announce it here%3F That%27s cool%2C but the same rule as above applies. Discussion of said work should take place there%2C not here%2C or in email if there is no %27there%27 there.%0D%0A%0D%0AAs always%2C consider these rules as a basic guideline and always in flux. Expect them to change at the whim of the mods and admins should conditions merit changes. Don%27t troll%2C don%27t be a choad. Everybody have fun.%0D%0A%0D%0AEnjoy%2C and welcome%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5DPlease note%3A I%27ve archived everything that came before this. It still exists%2C I%27ve just cleared the board for new stuff.%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.gweep.net%2F%7Ewedge%2Fufchad_ficon.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5DChad Collier%0D%0ASmirking Kilrathi%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%230000CC%5DThe Captain of the Gravy Train%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 1|1|0|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|BlackAeronaut||07:29:13|01/03/2006|Ahhh... No offense to the Administrative group%2C but the sphincter factor around here has definitely decreased in a most notable way. %3B%29%0D%0A%0D%0APerhaps the Do%27s and Don%27t%27s should be anchored like the AUP%3F I know it may be kinda redundant%2C but it might help in keeping cases of %27Well why wasn%27t I warned%21%3F%27 down to a minimum. You know how it is. Sometimes ignorance is willful%2C other times...%0D%0A%0D%0ABTW%2C Chad... Is that what your UF character looks like%3F He kinda reminds me of Sher Kahn%28sp%3F%29 from Disney%27s version of Junglebook. Not a bad thing in my book %28to me%2C that fellow was downright regal%29%2C just kinda whimsical.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5D%5Bhr%5D%5Bfont size%3D%222%22 face%3D%22Arial Narrow%22%5D%5Bb%5DBlack Aeronaut Technologies%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0ACreative aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22What%3F Under the dorsal guiding feathers%21%3F%22%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 2|2|1|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Wedge||11:57:06|01/03/2006|%3EPerhaps the Do%27s and Don%27t%27s should be anchored like the AUP%3F I know %0D%0A%3Eit may be kinda redundant%2C but it might help in keeping cases of %27Well %0D%0A%3Ewhy wasn%27t I warned%21%3F%27 down to a minimum. You know how it is. %0D%0A%3ESometimes ignorance is willful%2C other times... %0D%0A%0D%0AYeah%2C I know how it is. That%27s why I did%2C in fact%2C anchor the post. %28See the little anchor icon next to it when you%27re on the top level of private-mail%3F%29%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27ll be good this time and just let the joke about willful ignorance go unspoken. %3B%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%3EBTW%2C Chad... Is that what your UF character looks like%3F He kinda %0D%0A%3Ereminds me of Sher Kahn%28sp%3F%29 from Disney%27s version of Junglebook. Not %0D%0A%3Ea bad thing in my book %28to me%2C that fellow was downright regal%29%2C just %0D%0A%3Ekinda whimsical. %0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C he is from an Imperial Kilrathi bloodline%2C as has been mentioned in passing in at least one of his appearances in the Symphony%2C so the regal note is deserved. Not that he ever acts it. The artwork the icon comes from is by our own Dave Menard%2C and someday we%27ll get around to posting it%2C as it%27s a neato-keen pic. I suffered weeks of Tony the Tiger jokes from it%2C but it was worth it.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.gweep.net%2F%7Ewedge%2Fufchad_ficon.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5DChad Collier%0D%0ASmirking Kilrathi%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%230000CC%5DThe Captain of the Gravy Train%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 3|3|2|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|BlackAeronaut||07:15:29|01/04/2006|%3EWell%2C he is from an Imperial Kilrathi bloodline%2C as has been mentioned %0D%0A%3Ein passing in at least one of his appearances in the Symphony%2C so the %0D%0A%3Eregal note is deserved. Not that he ever acts it. The artwork the %0D%0A%3Eicon comes from is by our own Dave Menard%2C and someday we%27ll get %0D%0A%3Earound to posting it%2C as it%27s a neato-keen pic. I suffered weeks of %0D%0A%3ETony the Tiger jokes from it%2C but it was worth it. %0D%0A%0D%0AHmm... Curious... Could he afford Thunderbolts from Aries Arms if they still existed in UF%3F If so then I could just see it...%0D%0A%0D%0AChad Collier uses Aries Arms Thunderbolts.%0D%0ATheeyyy%27rrrre grreeAAAT%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5D%5Bhr%5D%5Bfont size%3D%222%22 face%3D%22Arial Narrow%22%5D%5Bb%5DBlack Aeronaut Technologies%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0ACreative aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22What%3F Under the dorsal guiding feathers%21%3F%22%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 4|4|3|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|WengFook||21:39:52|01/04/2006|%3E%3EWell%2C he is from an Imperial Kilrathi bloodline%2C as has been mentioned %0D%0A%3E%3Ein passing in at least one of his appearances in the Symphony%2C so the %0D%0A%3E%3Eregal note is deserved. Not that he ever acts it. The artwork the %0D%0A%3E%3Eicon comes from is by our own Dave Menard%2C and someday we%27ll get %0D%0A%3E%3Earound to posting it%2C as it%27s a neato-keen pic. I suffered weeks of %0D%0A%3E%3ETony the Tiger jokes from it%2C but it was worth it. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EHmm... Curious... Could he afford Thunderbolts from Aries Arms if %0D%0A%3Ethey still existed in UF%3F If so then I could just see it... %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EChad Collier uses Aries Arms Thunderbolts. %0D%0A%3ETheeyyy%27rrrre grreeAAAT%21 %0D%0A%0D%0AI must confess.. I didn%27t see the tony the tiger connection till it was pointed out %3A%28 guess i%27m not very good at making fun of other people %3AP 5|1|0|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Star Ranger4||03:56:30|01/05/2006|YAY%21%21%21%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AGlad to see our not so private mail forum back%21%0D%0A%0D%0A 6|1|0|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Pasha||05:47:59|01/07/2006|%0D%0A %0D%0A%3EHoly Wars and the like will %5Bi%5D%5Bb%5Dnot%5B%2Fb%5D%5B%2Fi%5D be tolerated. %0D%0A%0D%0A%2APasha pouts%2C packs his trebuchet up and goes home.%0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0A-Pasha%0D%0AI%2CI %22Trebeurotic.%22 7|2|6|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Ardaniel||20:38:19|01/07/2006|%3EI%2CI %22Trebeurotic.%22 %0D%0A%0D%0AITYM %22trebusexual%2C%22 as in %22%5Bem%5DKingdom of Heaven%5B%2Fem%5D was a lewdly %5Bem%5Dtrebusexual%5B%2Fem%5D film.%22 HTH.%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27d probably take %22treburotic%22 as an acceptable adjective too. The extra %22e%22 messes with the pronunciation.%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace 12|3|7|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Pasha||22:05:59|01/08/2006|%3E%3EI%2CI %22Trebeurotic.%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EITYM %22trebusexual%2C%22 as in %22%5Bem%5DKingdom of Heaven%5B%2Fem%5D was a lewdly %0D%0A%3E%5Bem%5Dtrebusexual%5B%2Fem%5D film.%22 HTH. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EI%27d probably take %22treburotic%22 as an acceptable adjective too. The %0D%0A%3Eextra %22e%22 messes with the pronunciation. %0D%0A%0D%0AThat%27s it%21 I was trying to remember what the phrase you came up with was. Trebusexual. %2Agiggle%2A %0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0A-Pasha%0D%0A%22I invented Warp Drive%2C whatta ya got%3F%22%0D%0A%22I%27m the Norse God of Mecha.%22%0D%0A%22Well%2C I guess you win then.%22 8|2|6|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Polychrome||22:21:53|01/07/2006|%3E%3EHoly Wars and the like will %5Bi%5D%5Bb%5Dnot%5B%2Fb%5D%5B%2Fi%5D be tolerated. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%2APasha pouts%2C packs his trebuchet up and goes home. %0D%0A%0D%0AHe said no Holy Wars%2C not no trebuchets.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Our goal is to fling a Cadillac the length of a football field.%22 9|3|8|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|juniper||12:04:12|01/08/2006|%3E%22Our goal is to fling a Cadillac the length of a football field.%22 %0D%0A%0D%0ADoes it have to go over the goal-posts%2C or is it ok if we wipe them out and leave a big gouge in the turf%3F 10|4|9|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Polychrome||18:36:38|01/08/2006|%3E%3E%22Our goal is to fling a Cadillac the length of a football field.%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EDoes it have to go over the goal-posts%2C or is it ok if we wipe them %0D%0A%3Eout and leave a big gouge in the turf%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AThe quote was from a group of trebuchet enthusists in Texas.%0D%0AThey said they weren%27t concerned with accuracy because they had several square miles to work with.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome%0D%0A%0D%0A 11|5|10|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|WengFook||21:50:50|01/08/2006|%3E%3E%3E%22Our goal is to fling a Cadillac the length of a football field.%22 %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EDoes it have to go over the goal-posts%2C or is it ok if we wipe them %0D%0A%3E%3Eout and leave a big gouge in the turf%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EThe quote was from a group of trebuchet enthusists in Texas. %0D%0A%3EThey said they weren%27t concerned with accuracy because they had %0D%0A%3Eseveral square miles to work with. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EPolychrome %0D%0A%0D%0ABut why a Cadillac%3F 14|6|11|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Polychrome||23:53:25|01/08/2006|%3EBut why a Cadillac%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AProbably because they%27re big and heavy.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome%0D%0A 13|5|10|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|juniper||22:43:27|01/08/2006|%3E%3E%3E%22Our goal is to fling a Cadillac the length of a football field.%22 %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EDoes it have to go over the goal-posts%2C or is it ok if we wipe them %0D%0A%3E%3Eout and leave a big gouge in the turf%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EThe quote was from a group of trebuchet enthusists in Texas. %0D%0A%3EThey said they weren%27t concerned with accuracy because they had %0D%0A%3Eseveral square miles to work with. %0D%0A%0D%0AAh%2C too bad. I think it%27d be kind of cool to have a trebuchet in one end-zone%2C and the goal-posts in the other%2C and start flinging caddies%2C trying to get a field goal.%0D%0A 15|6|13|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Polychrome||00:00:59|01/09/2006|%3EAh%2C too bad. I think it%27d be kind of cool to have a trebuchet in one %0D%0A%3Eend-zone%2C and the goal-posts in the other%2C and start flinging caddies%2C %0D%0A%3Etrying to get a field goal. %0D%0A%0D%0AThat would be amusing. And challenging. Cadillacs aren%27t terribly aerodynamic when moving the way they were designed to%2C much less when they are flung through the air.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Unbalanced%2C unaerodynamic projectile%3A -4 to hit.%22 16|7|15|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Wedge||01:30:33|01/09/2006|%3E%3EAh%2C too bad. I think it%27d be kind of cool to have a trebuchet in one %0D%0A%3E%3Eend-zone%2C and the goal-posts in the other%2C and start flinging caddies%2C %0D%0A%3E%3Etrying to get a field goal. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EThat would be amusing. And challenging. Cadillacs aren%27t terribly %0D%0A%3Eaerodynamic when moving the way they were designed to%2C much less when %0D%0A%3Ethey are flung through the air. %0D%0A%0D%0ARocket assist%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.gweep.net%2F%7Ewedge%2Fufchad_ficon.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5DChad Collier%0D%0ASmirking Kilrathi%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%230000CC%5DThe Captain of the Gravy Train%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 17|8|16|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Polychrome||03:16:24|01/09/2006|%3E%3E%3EAh%2C too bad. I think it%27d be kind of cool to have a trebuchet in one %0D%0A%3E%3E%3Eend-zone%2C and the goal-posts in the other%2C and start flinging caddies%2C %0D%0A%3E%3E%3Etrying to get a field goal. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EThat would be amusing. And challenging. Cadillacs aren%27t terribly %0D%0A%3E%3Eaerodynamic when moving the way they were designed to%2C much less when %0D%0A%3E%3Ethey are flung through the air. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3ERocket assist%21 %0D%0A%0D%0AOh%2C c%27mon. That%27s cheating.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome%0D%0A 18|9|17|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Mephron||15:01:28|01/09/2006|%3EOh%2C c%27mon. That%27s cheating. %0D%0A%0D%0A...yeah%2C so%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Darth Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Dark Lord of Sith Tech Support.%0D%0A%22And Remember%21 Google is your Friend%21%21%22 20|10|18|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Polychrome||15:52:10|01/09/2006|%3E%3EOh%2C c%27mon. That%27s cheating. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E...yeah%2C so%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AWhat%27s the point of building a Big Damn Trebuchet if you%27re just going to put rockets on it%3F%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome%0D%0A 21|11|20|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Gryphon||15:57:26|01/09/2006|%3E%3E%3EOh%2C c%27mon. That%27s cheating. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E...yeah%2C so%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EWhat%27s the point of building a Big Damn Trebuchet if you%27re just going %0D%0A%3Eto put rockets on it%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AUh... %0D%0A%0D%0A... to have a big damn trebuchet %5Bi%5Dwith rockets on it%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0AJeez. I wouldn%27t thought %5Bi%5Dthat%5B%2Fi%5D was %5Bi%5Dself-evident%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A 22|12|21|||||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Polychrome||18:48:54|01/09/2006|%3EUh... %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E... to have a big damn trebuchet %5Bi%5Dwith rockets on it%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EJeez. I wouldn%27t thought %5Bi%5Dthat%5B%2Fi%5D was %5Bi%5Dself-evident%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%0D%0AWell sure%2C if you want to %5Bi%5Ddefile%5B%2Fi%5D your trebuchet that way.%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27ll be over here tossing cars the way God intended. Defying gravity by using gravity%21%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome%0D%0A%0D%0A%2Fsilly 19|8|16|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|Peter Eng||15:14:12|01/09/2006|%3E%0D%0A%3ERocket assist%21 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A%22This week on Mythbusters%2C the rocket-assisted trebuchet...%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22...for safety reasons%2C Adam will be catching the Cadillac if it overshoots Lake Daniels...%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22...don%27t try this at home.%22%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AYes%2C I do have a strange mind. 23|9|19|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|wxnut||23:37:40|01/09/2006|Greetings%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%3E%22This week on Mythbusters%2C the rocket-assisted trebuchet...%22 %0D%0A%0D%0AI can almost see this episode in my head%3B with the debate on where to best put the rockets to having the Cadillac break apart over the lake.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22...at least you caught the engine block.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AHeh.%0D%0A%0D%0AZack Seaholm - Anime fan%2C weathernut%2C worshipper of the goddess Belldandy.%0D%0A%0D%0AToday%27s global thermonuclear war tactic%3A %5Bi%5DIceland Incident%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AWinner%3A %5Bi%5DNone%5B%2Fi%5D 24|9|19|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|BlackAeronaut||07:14:45|01/10/2006|%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3ERocket assist%21 %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22This week on Mythbusters%2C the rocket-assisted trebuchet...%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22...for safety reasons%2C Adam will be catching the Cadillac if it %0D%0A%3Eovershoots Lake Daniels...%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22...don%27t try this at home.%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%2ADevolves into a puddle of burbling laughter%2A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5D%5Bhr%5D%5Bfont size%3D%222%22 face%3D%22Arial Narrow%22%5D%5Bb%5DBlack Aeronaut Technologies%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0ACreative aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22What%3F Under the dorsal guiding feathers%21%3F%22%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 25|9|19|||1||RE%3A Welcome to Private-Mail%21|A Vile Gangster||00:02:12|01/12/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-12-06 AT 09:56 AM (EST)]Aheh. Actually%2C knowing Jamie and Adam%27s luck%2C things would Go Horribly Wrong before the first commercial break. %0D%0A%0D%0AAhh%2C I can see it now%2C Jamie calls the count-down and the rockets ignite%21 The counterweight drops...aaand the throwing arm locks in the vertical position. %0D%0A%0D%0AWe hear bleeping as the censors mask over Adam%27s swearing. Meanwhile%2C with the rockets now at full burn%2C the entire trebuchet trundles backwards out of its firing position. %0D%0A%0D%0AIt lurches over a curb and proceeds to meander through the mall parking lot behind where the crew was filming%2C Cadillac in tow. Chaos and hilarity ensues.%0D%0A%0D%0AHa Ha%21 Comedy%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%7EAVG%0D%0A%0D%0AEDIT%3E%3E Grammar patch applied. %0D%0A----%0D%0ANow Playing%3A%0D%0ADeep Dish -- %22%27Flashing%27 For Money%22 _Godskitchen Global Gathering 2005 CD1 %22House%22_%0D%0A%0D%0A%3C THIS SPACE FOR RENT %3E