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0|0|0|||1||A vision of the future|Gryphon||01:31:35|03/11/2006|It is the year two thousand eight.  Marvel Comics%27 once-proud X-Men franchise stands on the brink of oblivion%2C or at least of sliding the last six millimeters into complete irrelevance.  In desperation%2C what passes for the editorial staff at Marvel selects a name at random from the Internet and hands over carte blanche to reinvent the company%27s flagship franchise.%0D%0A%0D%0AThat name is mine.%0D%0A%0D%0ACompletely unhinged by my exile to the wilds of Maine by that point%2C I am listening to the Gipsy Kings version of %22Hotel California%22 24-7 and am out of control.  The result is a reign of terror beyond even Joey Q%27s ability to comprehend%2C let alone fully endorse.%0D%0A%0D%0AI solemnly pledge to play the retroactive false-memories-courtesy-of-Professor-X card and reveal that Jean is actually Scott%27s sister.%0D%0A%0D%0AJust to FUCK WITH PEOPLE.%0D%0A%0D%0AAlso%2C I%27ll kill off everybody introduced after 1988%2C except Jubilee and Rictor%2C just to be contrary.%0D%0A%0D%0AIn addition%2C there will be a %22You Sound Like Louis Burdett%22 reference in every issue.%0D%0A%0D%0AOh%2C and Professor X%3F  Robotic death armor.  With missiles.  Gandhi figures are %5Bi%5Dso%5B%2Fi%5D 1960s.%0D%0A%0D%0AAlso%2C I%27ll bring back the teenage Tony Stark from %22The Crossing%22 and make him part of the team%2C because if Wolverine can be an Avenger%2C fuck them%2C Iron Man can be an X-Man.  And he will totally nail all the women%2C because he%27s Tony fucking Stark.  The Gipsy Kings are blaring in my ears.  You do not FUCK with %5Bi%5Del Hombre del Hierro%5B%2Fi%5D.  He will go door-to-door warning his neighbors that he%27s the World%27s Greatest Human Lovin%27 Machine.%0D%0A%0D%0AAnd then%2C Bendis and I will fight in a steel cage.  My tag-team partner will be George P%26eacute%3Brez%2C and he will wear a mask.  There will be blood%2C my brothers and sisters.%0D%0A%0D%0AOne year later%2C %5Bi%5DUncanny X-Men%5B%2Fi%5D will be the most read comic book in America%2C and George and I will walk on a road of Joey Q%27s bones to the offices of DC%2C where it will be time to give Geoff Johns some of what Bendis got.%0D%0A%0D%0AOh yes%2C my children.  Good times ahead.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A
1|1|0|||||RE%3A A vision of the future|simonz||02:32:49|03/11/2006|...wow...
2|1|0|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Peter Eng||03:56:53|03/11/2006|%3EIt is the year two thousand eight.  Marvel Comics%27 once-proud X-Men %0D%0A%3Efranchise stands on the brink of oblivion%2C or at least of sliding the %0D%0A%3Elast six millimeters into complete irrelevance.  In desperation%2C what %0D%0A%3Epasses for the editorial staff at Marvel selects a name at random from %0D%0A%3Ethe Internet and hands over carte blanche to reinvent the company%27s %0D%0A%3Eflagship franchise. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EThat name is mine. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27ll buy that for %2420 a month%2C or whatever it will cost at that point to read the X-books.%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A
3|1|0|||||RE%3A A vision of the future|Polychrome||04:20:31|03/11/2006|%3EI solemnly pledge to play the retroactive %0D%0A%3Efalse-memories-courtesy-of-Professor-X card and reveal that Jean is %0D%0A%3Eactually Scott%27s sister. %0D%0A%0D%0AThat would certainly explain why every version of Nathan Summers is a goddamn idiot.%0D%0A%0D%0A%3EAlso%2C I%27ll kill off everybody introduced after 1988%2C except Jubilee %0D%0A%3Eand Rictor%2C just to be contrary. %0D%0A%0D%0AI think this would include everything ever done by Rob Liefeld%2C which makes it a good plan despite any collateral damage.%0D%0A%0D%0A%3EAnd then%2C Bendis and I will fight in a steel cage.  My tag-team %0D%0A%3Epartner will be George P%E9rez%2C and he will wear a mask.  There %0D%0A%3Ewill be blood%2C my brothers and sisters. %0D%0A%0D%0AI%27d pay good money to see that. Bendis is good for snappy dialogue and that%27s about it.%0D%0A%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EOne year later%2C %5Bi%5DUncanny X-Men%5B%2Fi%5D will be the most read comic book %0D%0A%3Ein America%2C and George and I will walk on a road of Joey Q%27s bones to %0D%0A%3Ethe offices of DC%2C where it will be time to give Geoff Johns some of %0D%0A%3Ewhat Bendis got. %0D%0A%0D%0AYou%27ve got my money.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome
4|1|0|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Bad Moon||00:26:40|03/12/2006|%3EOne year later%2C %5Bi%5DUncanny X-Men%5B%2Fi%5D will be the most read comic book %0D%0A%3Ein America%2C and George and I will walk on a road of Joey Q%27s bones to %0D%0A%3Ethe offices of DC%2C where it will be time to give Geoff Johns some of %0D%0A%3Ewhat Bendis got. %0D%0A%0D%0AI wonder every once and awhile what it says about me as a fan that when I want some good DC content%2C I got to Bruce Timm and Co.  Outside of Jeph Loeb%2C I just kind of close my eyes and hum%2C and I wasn%27t terribly impressed by the Aboslute Power arc.  My guilty pleasure when I%27m at Safeway is to bypass the Weekly World News and go straight to Nightwing%2C since they%27re both on the same level of absurdity.%0D%0A%0D%0AOh%2C and the last thing of Marvel I read was the Deadpool series%2C but I don%27t think that should count since it was something like seven years after its run and its Deadpool.  Deadpool makes everything better.%0D%0A%0D%0A------%0D%0AJon Helscher%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DRY%3A%5B%2Fb%5D  Blackbeard has the weapon traditionally considered by children to be the ultimate destructive instrument%2C the %5Bi%5Dbazooka%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DAB%3A%5B%2Fb%5D  Only to be trumped by the %5Bi%5Dbazooka that fires dinosaurs.%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0ARyan Yount %26 Andrew Boyd%27s Authors Commentary in %5Bi%5DScurvy Dogs%5B%2Fi%5D TPB %231
5|2|4|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Ardaniel||01:36:21|03/12/2006|%5Bi%5DCable and Deadpool%5B%2Fi%5D%2C oddly%2C continues to work beyond most expectations.  Anything with Cable in it should automatically suck like deprived men wish their wives would%2C and yet...%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace
7|3|5|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Matrix Dragon||20:02:25|03/12/2006|Because Cable may have a grand scheme for the future of humanity and all that... but it%27s all really just an excuse for Deadpool to shoot stuff%2C make jokes and wear a Marvel Girl costume.%0D%0A%0D%0AMatrix Dragon%2C J. Random Nutter
6|1|0|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Mister Fnord||12:50:44|03/12/2006|I am intrigued by your viewpoint%2C and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AMr. Fnord%2C in it just for the Bendis cage match.
8|1|0|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Astynax||23:58:34|03/12/2006|%2Ablinks%2A This is the final proof folks%2C Ben Hutchins and Warren Ellis%2C separated at birth.%0D%0A%0D%0AThat said%2C would anything short of that actually save the X books in reality%3F It%27s all such a mess at this point %28but then%2C I can%27t think of many offerings from either of the big boys in comics that aren%27t%2C hence the Crisis of Infinite Crises we%27re subjected to almost constantly anymore.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%5BP%5D%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%222%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv375%2Ferulogos%2Fv2%2FXSIG.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5D%5BFONT SIZE%3D%222%22 COLOR%3D%22%23000000%22%5D%5Bb%5D-%3D%7B%28Astynax%29%7D%3D-%5B%2Fb%5D%5BBR%5D%5Bi%5D%22Darkness beyond Twilight%22%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%222%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D%5B%2Fp%5D
9|2|8|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Gryphon||00:10:44|03/13/2006|%3E%2Ablinks%2A This is the final proof folks%2C Ben Hutchins and Warren Ellis%2C %0D%0A%3Eseparated at birth. %0D%0A%0D%0AI prefer to think of myself as a sort of anti-Warren Ellis%2C with opposite valence shell charges or something.%0D%0A%0D%0AConsider%3A He%27s great with his own original material%2C but shit at writing established house characters.  Me%3F  I%27m hell with other people%27s characters%2C but have never once managed to complete a story that didn%27t have something stolen in it somewhere.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A
12|3|9|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Astynax||10:39:54|03/13/2006|%3EI prefer to think of myself as a sort of anti-Warren Ellis%2C with %0D%0A%3Eopposite valence shell charges or something. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EConsider%3A He%27s great with his own original material%2C but shit at %0D%0A%3Ewriting established house characters.  Me%3F  I%27m hell with other %0D%0A%3Epeople%27s characters%2C but have never once managed to complete a story %0D%0A%3Ethat didn%27t have something stolen in it somewhere. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0APoint. I was simply struck by the similarity in tone. But these seem to be moods for you%2C where as Mr. Ellis seems to be %27in the zone%27 more often than not. %28He also seems to be mutating more and more into a real life Spider Jerusalem over time%2C but that%27s a topic for other fora.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%5BP%5D%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%222%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv375%2Ferulogos%2Fv2%2FXSIG.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5D%5BFONT SIZE%3D%222%22 COLOR%3D%22%23000000%22%5D%5Bb%5D-%3D%7B%28Astynax%29%7D%3D-%5B%2Fb%5D%5BBR%5D%5Bi%5DThough I would say%2C %27shit at writing established house characters%27 seems to apply more to Frank %22Goddamn Batman%22 Miller%2C to me anyway...%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%222%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D%5B%2Fp%5D
10|1|0|||||RE%3A A vision of the future|O_M||05:50:04|03/13/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Mar-13-06 AT 05:52 AM (EST)]%3EAlso%2C I%27ll bring back the teenage Tony Stark from %22The Crossing%22 and make him%0D%0A%3Epart of the team%2C because if Wolverine can be an Avenger%2C fuck them%2C Iron Man can%0D%0A%3Ebe an X-Man. And he will totally nail all the women%2C because he%27s Tony fucking%0D%0A%3EStark. The Gipsy Kings are blaring in my ears. You do not FUCK with el Hombre del%0D%0A%3EHierro. He will go door-to-door warning his neighbors that he%27s the World%27s%0D%0A%3EGreatest Human Lovin%27 Machine.%0D%0A%0D%0AHey%2C is it THAT big a leap to assume Tony%27s a mutant%3F I mean%2C really....he%27s like the Leader without the giant head. It has to be a mutation according to common retcon practice. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A-OM
11|2|10|||||RE%3A A vision of the future|Polychrome||08:46:37|03/13/2006|%3EHey%2C is it THAT big a leap to assume Tony%27s a mutant%3F I mean%2C %0D%0A%3Ereally....he%27s like the Leader without the giant head. It has to be a %0D%0A%3Emutation according to common retcon practice. %3A%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AIn the Ultimate universe he is a mutant.%0D%0AToo bad everybody in the Ultimate universe is an asshole.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome
15|3|11|||||RE%3A A vision of the future|O_M||17:17:32|03/13/2006|I dunno...I mean%2C I haven%27t seen the Ultimate Iron Man miniseries%2C but in the books I%27ve read%2C mainly Ultimates%2C Spidey%2C and the Gah Lak Tus trilogy%2C Tony seems to be the most friendly guy on the team. Heck%2C THOR liked him until he got all politicky.%0D%0A%0D%0A-OM
17|3|11|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Ardaniel||21:23:53|03/13/2006|%3EToo bad everybody in the Ultimate universe is an asshole. %0D%0A%0D%0AOh%2C I don%27t know.  Lilandra Neramani seems to have Everyone%27s Best Interests At Heart.  %3B%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%28It%27s like Robert Kirkman %5Bi%5Dcame to my house and asked me what I wanted in my Freaky Nu-Metal X-Men Comic%5B%2Fi%5D.%29%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace
18|4|17|||||RE%3A A vision of the future|Polychrome||23:21:20|03/13/2006|Okay%2C I%27m exaggerating a bit. It just seems like there is a much higher asshole quotient in the Ultimate universe.%0D%0AAlthough Ultimate Spiderman is noticably less screwed up than his 616 counterpart%2C which is unusual.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome
20|5|18|||||RE%3A A vision of the future|mdg1||08:17:27|03/14/2006|That would be Millaritis.  It%27s pandemic in the Ultimate U.
21|6|20|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Ardaniel||17:20:47|03/14/2006|I%27m just amused that they granted him a hunting permit for the 616 universe%27s entire sense of fun%2C starting in May and ending in December.%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace
13|2|10|||||RE%3A A vision of the future|Star Ranger4||13:23:48|03/13/2006|%3EHey%2C is it THAT big a leap to assume Tony%27s a mutant%3F I mean%2C %0D%0A%3Ereally....he%27s like the Leader without the giant head. It has to be a %0D%0A%3Emutation according to common retcon practice. %3A%29 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AAnd it wouldnt be that hard%2C either.  Its a very minor mutation%2C much like the one  RL%21G gave Marvel%21G as far as being a math wiz%2Funderstanding mechanical situations almost intuitivly
14|1|0|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|trigger||14:36:33|03/13/2006|%3EThat name is mine. %0D%0A%0D%0AWe wish.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%3ECompletely unhinged by my exile to the wilds of Maine by that point%2C I %0D%0A%3Eam listening to the Gipsy Kings version of %22Hotel California%22 24-7 and %0D%0A%3Eam out of control.   %0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m surprised this hasn%27t happened%2C yet. %0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%3EAlso%2C I%27ll kill off everybody introduced after 1988%2C except Jubilee %0D%0A%3Eand Rictor%2C just to be contrary. %0D%0A%0D%0AThank you.  %0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%3EAnd then%2C Bendis and I will fight in a steel cage.  My tag-team %0D%0A%3Epartner will be George P%E9rez%2C and he will wear a mask.  There %0D%0A%3Ewill be blood%2C my brothers and sisters. %0D%0A %5Bsnip%5D%0D%0A%3EOh yes%2C my children.  Good times ahead. %0D%0A%0D%0Ajust a suggestion%3A layoff the peyote%2C man.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0Aamused%2C%0D%0At.%0D%0A%0D%0ATrigger Argee%0D%0Atrigger_argee%40hotmail.com%0D%0AManon%2C Maccadon%2C Orado%2C etc.%0D%0ADenton%2C never leave home without it.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22If we are marked to die%2C we are enough%0D%0ATo do our country loss%3B and if to live%2C%0D%0AThe fewer men%2C the greater the share of honour%0D%0AGod%27s will I pray thee wish not one man more%22 - Henry V%2C Act%2C IV Scene III%0D%0A
19|2|14|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Peter Eng||00:51:51|03/14/2006|%3E%3EOh yes%2C my children.  Good times ahead. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3Ejust a suggestion%3A layoff the peyote%2C man. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AAll he needs is his Boundless Rage.  Really.  He said so%2C elsewhere.%0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C actually he said%2C %22My only drug is rage%2C%22 but %22Boundless Rage%22 sounds better.%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AI%27m only a Charter Member because of the DCForum upgrade%2C and because there%27s no rank below %22Clueless F%21wit.%22
16|1|0|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|kridengaged||19:31:01|03/13/2006|If wishes were fishes I%27d have the salmon and a side of a plot worth reading in the marvel universe. While you%27re at it could you kill Cyclops%3F Please%21 %2Aexpletive of your choice%2A BOYSCOUT%21%21%21%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27d pay %2420 for that%21 %28Do you accept Canadian%3F%29%0D%0A%0D%0AOn a different note%3A OOOOHHHH%21%21%21 SHINY%21 And it comes with missiles%21 Do you accept Mutant Card%3F Yes%2C I am Charles Xavior. Signature%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A...cookies%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A-KridEngaged
22|1|0|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|StaticdashPulse||17:25:15|03/14/2006|%3EAlso%2C I%27ll bring back the teenage Tony Stark from %22The Crossing%22 and %0D%0A%3Emake him part of the team%2C because if Wolverine can be an Avenger%2C %0D%0A%3Efuck them%2C Iron Man can be an X-Man.  And he will totally nail all the %0D%0A%3Ewomen%2C because he%27s Tony fucking Stark.%0D%0A%0D%0AA. That%27s the only imaginable thing that would get me reading a X-book ever again.%0D%0A%0D%0AB. Will one of those women be Jubilee%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AC. If %22B%22 is yes%2C then can we someday expect the Tony Stark%2FTim Drake smackdown over who truly own Jubes%27s heart%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%3Ewhere it will be time to give Geoff Johns some of %0D%0A%3Ewhat Bendis got. %0D%0A%0D%0AThat sentence alone makes me dark%2C withered heart grow two-sizes too big.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DAndrew Burton%5B%2Fb%5D%2C aka Static-Pulse%0D%0A%5Blink%3Autilitarian.us%2F%7CA Guide To Esoteric Technology in Paragon City%5D
23|2|22|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Gryphon||17:28:46|03/14/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Mar-14-06 AT 05:32 PM (EST)]%3EC. If %22B%22 is yes%2C then can we someday expect the Tony Stark%2FTim Drake %0D%0A%3Esmackdown over who truly own Jubes%27s heart%3F %0D%0A%0D%0ADo %5Bi%5Dwhat%5B%2Fi%5D now%3F  Drake%27s a DC character.%0D%0A%0D%0AInter-company crossovers never count. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0AAlso%2C Tony would totally kick his ass.  Though%2C to be fair%2C Tim would be able to figure out after the fact exactly how Tony did it.  Being the world%27s second-greatest detective and all. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A
24|3|23|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|StaticdashPulse||17:47:31|03/14/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Mar-14-06 AT 05:48 PM (EST)]So my fantasy of Teen Tony getting his hands on both Stargirl and Cosmic Rod technology is for naught%3F  Drat%21%0D%0A%0D%0AI rather liked the idea of S.T.R.I.P.E. standing for something like Stark Technologies Robotic Infantry Personal Ensemble%2C and your blood bath seemed perfect time to push said agenda...%0D%0A%0D%0AOh%2C well...%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DAndrew Burton%5B%2Fb%5D%2C aka Static-Pulse%0D%0A%5Blink%3Autilitarian.us%2F%7CA Guide To Esoteric Technology in Paragon City%5D
25|4|24|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Peter Eng||17:27:42|03/15/2006|%3ESo my fantasy of Teen Tony getting his hands on both Stargirl and %0D%0A%3ECosmic Rod technology is for naught%3F  Drat%21 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EI rather liked the idea of S.T.R.I.P.E. standing for something like %0D%0A%3EStark Technologies Robotic Infantry Personal Ensemble%2C and your blood %0D%0A%3Ebath seemed perfect time to push said agenda... %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C as long as you%27ve got the starting piece%2C get busy brainstorming ideas.  You %28yes%2C YOU%21%29 could be the next great fanfic writer%21 %0D%0A%0D%0A%28sorry about that...I fell asleep in front of the TV last night%2C and when I woke up%2C there was an infomercial on...%29%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AI%27m only a Charter Member because of the DCForum upgrade%2C and because there%27s no rank below %22Clueless F%21wit.%22
26|3|23|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|Bad Moon||05:39:22|03/16/2006|%3EAlso%2C Tony would totally kick his ass.  Though%2C to be fair%2C Tim would %0D%0A%3Ebe able to figure out after the fact exactly how Tony did it.  Being %0D%0A%3Ethe world%27s second-greatest detective and all. %3A%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AAnd its hard to think while you%27re getting Unibeam%27d in the face.  Unless you%27re Batman because%2C He%27s Batman and he can stratagize while beinging shot in the face %3AD%0D%0A------%0D%0AJon Helscher%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DRY%3A%5B%2Fb%5D  Blackbeard has the weapon traditionally considered by children to be the ultimate destructive instrument%2C the %5Bi%5Dbazooka%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DAB%3A%5B%2Fb%5D  Only to be trumped by the %5Bi%5Dbazooka that fires dinosaurs.%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0ARyan Yount %26 Andrew Boyd%27s Authors Commentary in %5Bi%5DScurvy Dogs%5B%2Fi%5D TPB %231
27|4|26|||1||RE%3A A vision of the future|StaticdashPulse||19:43:04|03/16/2006|%3EAnd its hard to think while you%27re getting Unibeam%27d in the face.  %0D%0A%3EUnless you%27re Batman because%2C He%27s Batman and he can stratagize while %0D%0A%3Ebeinging shot in the face %3AD %0D%0A%0D%0AIn fact%2C he %5Bb%5DPREFERS%5B%2Fb%5D it that way%21 %3B-%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DAndrew Burton%5B%2Fb%5D%2C aka Static-Pulse%0D%0A%5Blink%3Autilitarian.us%2F%7CA Guide To Esoteric Technology in Paragon City%5D