22||0|1523|0|yes
0|0|0|||||No life whatsoever|Laudre||17:29:30|02/19/2002|Post 1000.%0D%0A%0D%0AI really need to get a girlfriend.%0D%0A%0D%0A-- Sean --%0D%0A%5Bb%5DRabid Crack Weasel %2342%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%5Blink%3Awww.thebrokenlink.org%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebrokenlink.org%5D %5Bb%5DThe Broken Link 4.0 is live%21%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%22All tribal myths are true%2C for a given value of %27true%27.%22  -- Terry Pratchett%0D%0A%5Blink%3Awww.livejournal.com%2Fusers%2Flaudre%2F%7CFollow my random thoughts%5D%0D%0A%5Blink%3Awww.livejournal.com%2Fusers%2Feva_densetsu%2F%7CFollow my creative process%5D
1|1|0|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Kokuten||17:47:10|02/19/2002|%3EPost 1000. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EI really need to get a girlfriend. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E-- Sean -- %0D%0A%0D%0ASorry%2C had enough problems in that department to let it lie%2C pseudo-permanently if nessecary. I%27m waiting for a relationship to club me over the head. Until then%2C I%27ve myself%2C my EQ account%2C and the odd one-nighter. %0D%0A%0D%0Ano clue what my post count is..  I%27m over 1800 on my EQ guild%27s messageboard%2C I believe%2C and almost to 1000 on my EQ server%27s messageboard.. But I admin and moderate %28respectively%29 those two boards.%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0AKokuten Daysleeper%0D%0ARCW %2313013
2|2|1|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Laudre||17:50:22|02/19/2002|%3E%3EPost 1000. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EI really need to get a girlfriend. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3ESorry%2C had enough problems in that department to let it lie%2C %0D%0A%3Epseudo-permanently if nessecary.%0D%0A%0D%0AIt%27s more of a comment on %22I have no life%22 in general than lack of relationship.  Hell%2C my last relationship did absolutely nothing to slow me down%2C nor did having a job.  Both%2C together%2C probably would%2C though.%0D%0A%0D%0A-- Sean --%0D%0A%5Bb%5DRabid Crack Weasel %2342%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%5Blink%3Awww.thebrokenlink.org%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebrokenlink.org%5D %5Bb%5DThe Broken Link 4.0 is live%21%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%22All tribal myths are true%2C for a given value of %27true%27.%22  -- Terry Pratchett%0D%0A%5Blink%3Awww.livejournal.com%2Fusers%2Flaudre%2F%7CFollow my random thoughts%5D%0D%0A%5Blink%3Awww.livejournal.com%2Fusers%2Feva_densetsu%2F%7CFollow my creative process%5D
3|1|0|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Gryphon||17:56:29|02/19/2002|%3EPost 1000. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EI really need to get a girlfriend. %0D%0A%0D%0AWah.  Take it outside.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%28February is Zero Tolerance Month in Gryphon%27s brain%21%29%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor in Chief%2C Netadmin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A
4|2|3|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Jeffrey||22:56:35|02/19/2002|%3E%28February is Zero Tolerance Month in Gryphon%27s brain%21%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AAnd that%2C plus the looming approach of springtime %28check Rant 6 in the CSRANTronix%2C makes for a very pissy moderator.%0D%0A%0D%0A----------%0D%0AJeffrey McIntyre%0D%0A%22Nope%2C not rabid crack weasels.  Rabid %5Bb%5DDRUNK%5B%2Fb%5D weasels%21%22
5|2|3|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Mephron||09:40:20|02/20/2002|[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON Feb-20-02 AT 10:30 AM (EST)[/font][p]%3EWah.  Take it outside. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E--G. %0D%0A%0D%0AShall we ready the bewegliche Hochgeschwindigkeitseinheit des dummen Halteseils%2C oberfuhrer Hutchins%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22white%22%5Dfor the German impaired%2C that%27s a %22stupid guy high speed moving device%22.%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Mephron%0D%0A%5Bi%5Dbecause %5B%2Fi%5Ddummer Halteseilwerfer%5Bi%5D just didn%27t seem to work.%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AEPU RCW %231
6|3|5|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Offsides||10:51:21|02/20/2002|%3EShall we ready the bewegliche Hochgeschwindigkeitseinheit des dummen %0D%0A%3EHalteseils%2C oberfuhrer Hutchins%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0AGesundheit%21 %28And can I get a translation please - I only understand the last 2 words... %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0AOffsides%0D%0A%0D%0AUnemployed netadmin seeking job...  so what else is new%3F%0D%0AEPU RCW %23%26pi%3B%0D%0A%23include %3Cgerman.h%3E
7|4|6|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Kokuten||12:44:15|02/20/2002|%3E%3EShall we ready the bewegliche Hochgeschwindigkeitseinheit des dummen %0D%0A%3E%3EHalteseils%2C oberfuhrer Hutchins%3F %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3EGesundheit%21 %28And can I get a translation please - I only understand %0D%0A%3Ethe last 2 words... %3A%29 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EOffsides %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EUnemployed netadmin seeking job...  so what else is new%3F %0D%0A%3EEPU RCW %23%F0 %0D%0A%3E%23include %3Cgerman.h%3E %0D%0A%0D%0Athe %5Ba href%3D%22babelfish.altavista.com%22%5Dfish%5B%2Fa%5D says it means %22mobile high-speed unit of the stupid cord%22%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0AKokuten Daysleeper%0D%0ARCW %2313013%0D%0A%23include %3Cbabelfish.h%3E%0D%0A%23include %3Csig_thief.h%3E
8|5|7|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Mephron||13:07:36|02/20/2002|%3Ethe %5Ba href%3D%22babelfish.altavista.com%22%5Dfish%5B%2Fa%5D says it means %22mobile %0D%0A%3Ehigh-speed unit of the stupid cord%22 %0D%0A%0D%0AWhereas the Fish told me it was %22stupid guy high speed moving device%22.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28And now%2C our friend%2C Mr. Rougan in Mr. Railgun.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Malakite of Lightning and Angel of Tech Support Professionals %0D%0AEPU RCW %231
9|6|8|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Kokuten||14:30:35|02/20/2002|%3E%3Ethe %5Ba href%3D%22babelfish.altavista.com%22%5Dfish%5B%2Fa%5D says it means %22mobile %0D%0A%3E%3Ehigh-speed unit of the stupid cord%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EWhereas the Fish told me it was %22stupid guy high speed moving device%22. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%28And now%2C our friend%2C Mr. Rougan in Mr. Railgun.%29 %0D%0A%0D%0A%2Aclick%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AWHAM%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%2Aclick%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AWHAM%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%2Aclick%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AWHAM%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%28repeat as nessecary%2C serves many%29%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0AKokuten Daysleeper%0D%0ARCW %2313013
10|5|7|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Blob||16:41:56|02/20/2002|%3E%0D%0A%3Ethe %5Ba href%3D%22babelfish.altavista.com%22%5Dfish%5B%2Fa%5D says it means %22mobile %0D%0A%3Ehigh-speed unit of the stupid cord%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AThat%27s about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A--------------------%0D%0ABenjamin Brill%0D%0AWannabe Emperor%0D%0AMaster of the Turtle%0D%0ARabid Crack Weasel %23667 %0D%0A
11|6|10|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Mephron||17:01:14|02/20/2002|%0D%0A%3EThat%27s about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AMaking stupid people go that way really really fast.  But if something gets in their way%2C they don%27t turn.%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Malakite of Lightning and Angel of Tech Support Professionals %0D%0AEPU RCW %231
12|7|11|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Gryphon||17:20:05|02/20/2002|%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EThat%27s about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EMaking stupid people go that way really really fast.  But if something %0D%0A%3Egets in their way%2C they don%27t turn. %0D%0A%0D%0AAh.  So in Mangled Deutschlish%2C it%27d be %5Bi%5Ddas Idiotenkatapult%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor in Chief%2C Netadmin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A
14|8|12|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Nathan||18:17:42|02/20/2002|%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%3EThat%27s about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EMaking stupid people go that way really really fast.  But if something %0D%0A%3E%3Egets in their way%2C they don%27t turn. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EAh.  So in Mangled Deutschlish%2C it%27d be %5Bi%5Ddas Idiotenkatapult%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%0D%0A%2Araised eyebrow%2A Moron launcher%3F%0D%0A%0D%0ABlessed be.%0D%0ANathan Baxter%2C TGHEotL%2C RCWaL %23232.%0D%0A%28Well aware that that%27s wrong%2C but it%27s still funny.%29
15|9|14|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Silverex||19:53:01|02/20/2002|%3E%3EAh.  So in Mangled Deutschlish%2C it%27d be %5Bi%5Ddas Idiotenkatapult%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%2Araised eyebrow%2A Moron launcher%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AHeh...%0D%0A%0D%0AI need one of those.%0D%0A%0D%0A----%0D%0AMy other .sig has shattered.%0D%0A%0D%0AThe Lurking %5Bb%5DInvisble%5B%2Fb%5D Rabid Crack Weasel....%0D%0A----%0D%0A%5Bi%5DOr at least I was...%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A
17|9|14|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Matrix Dragon||22:23:14|02/20/2002|%3E%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%3E%3EThat%27s about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F %0D%0A%3E%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%3EMaking stupid people go that way really really fast.  But if something %0D%0A%3E%3E%3Egets in their way%2C they don%27t turn. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EAh.  So in Mangled Deutschlish%2C it%27d be %5Bi%5Ddas Idiotenkatapult%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%2Araised eyebrow%2A Moron launcher%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AOhhh%2C I want one. Just what I need to deal with customers. Hey Li%21 I%27ve got an idea I wanna bounce off you%21%0D%0A%0D%0AMatrix Dragon%2C RCW %23123%0D%0A%22We did it Gir%2C we saved the Earth%21 Now%2C let%27s go destroy it.%22%0D%0A%22Yay%21%22%0D%0A- Zim and Gir
18|9|14|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Astynax||00:43:56|02/21/2002|%3E%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%3E%3EThat%27s about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F %0D%0A%3E%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%3EMaking stupid people go that way really really fast.  But if something %0D%0A%3E%3E%3Egets in their way%2C they don%27t turn. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EAh.  So in Mangled Deutschlish%2C it%27d be %5Bi%5Ddas Idiotenkatapult%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%2Araised eyebrow%2A Moron launcher%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AYou know%2C if you parse that in the same way as %27rocket launcher%27 is usually parsed%2C it qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction%3B%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%222%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fmembers.aol.com%2Ferulogos%2Fgfx%2Fxsig.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5D%5BFONT SIZE%3D%222%22 COLOR%3D%22%23000000%22%5D%5Bb%5D-%3D%7B%28Astynax%29%7D%3D-%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22I said -across- her nose%2C%0D%0Anot -up- it%21%22%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%222%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D%5B%2Fp%5D
19|9|14|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Rod_H||00:46:14|02/21/2002|%3E%3E%3E%3EThat%27s about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F %0D%0A%3E%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%3EMaking stupid people go that way really really fast.  But if something %0D%0A%3E%3E%3Egets in their way%2C they don%27t turn. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EAh.  So in Mangled Deutschlish%2C it%27d be %5Bi%5Ddas Idiotenkatapult%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%2Araised eyebrow%2A Moron launcher%3F %0D%0A%0D%0A%2Agrand mal shatter%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AOy vey... %0D%0A%0D%0AI wouldn%27t mind one of them too%2C but I reckon a decent nerf gun or a spud gun would be more satisfying. Then%2C maybe load them on der bewegliche Hochgeschwindigkeitseinheit des dummen Halteseils.%0D%0A%0D%0A--Rod.H %28who%27s just glad he wasn%27t satisfying an oral fixation at the time.%29
16|8|12|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Mephron||20:26:30|02/20/2002|%3E%3E%3EThat%27s about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EMaking stupid people go that way really really fast.  But if something %0D%0A%3E%3Egets in their way%2C they don%27t turn. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EAh.  So in Mangled Deutschlish%2C it%27d be %5Bi%5Ddas Idiotenkatapult%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%0D%0APretty much.....%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Malakite of Lightning and Angel of Tech Support Professionals %0D%0AEPU RCW %231
13|7|11|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Wedge||17:24:16|02/20/2002|%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EThat%27s about right... BUT WHAT IS IT _FOR_%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EMaking stupid people go that way really really fast.  But if something %0D%0A%3Egets in their way%2C they don%27t turn. %0D%0A%0D%0ABonus points from the Southern California judge for the oblique %5Bi%5DBetter Off Dead%5B%2Fi%5D reference.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.mac.com%2Fwedge%2Fstuff%2Fnall.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5DChad Collier%0D%0ADigital Bitch%0D%0AJ. Random VFX Company%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%230000CC%5DRCW %231138%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D
20|8|13|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|BobSchroeck||09:47:08|02/21/2002|%3EBonus points from the Southern California judge for the oblique %0D%0A%3E%5Bi%5DBetter Off Dead%5B%2Fi%5D reference. %0D%0A%0D%0AHere%27s another%2C since this thread seems to have no real topic anyway...  I was driving to work a few weeks back and got caught behind a large panel truck.  Like many trucks these days%2C it had clever little mottos painted on the back indicating that it was safe to pass on the left but not on the right -- in this case%2C %22Better off%22 and %22Dead%22.  Between the two%2C scrawled in the inevitable dirt with a fingertip%2C was %22I want my two dollars%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0A-- Bob%0D%0A%28Proud member of the Legion of Rabid Crack Weasels%29%0D%0A---------------%0D%0AYears ago%2C when trying to invoke the mysterious forces of the universe%2C you said%2C %22Abracadabra.%22  Today you say%2C %22Hello%2C tech support%3F%22  -- Cecil Adams
21|9|20|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Gryphon||10:04:12|02/21/2002|%3EHere%27s another%2C since this thread seems to have no real topic %0D%0A%3Eanyway...  I was driving to work a few weeks back and got caught %0D%0A%3Ebehind a large panel truck.  Like many trucks these days%2C it had %0D%0A%3Eclever little mottos painted on the back indicating that it was safe %0D%0A%3Eto pass on the left but not on the right -- in this case%2C %22Better off%22 %0D%0A%3Eand %22Dead%22.  Between the two%2C scrawled in the inevitable dirt with a %0D%0A%3Efingertip%2C was %22I want my two dollars%21%22 %0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C that%27s certainly more imaginative than %22WASH ME%22.%0D%0A%0D%0AMy favorite piece of handmade vehicle-related graffiti%2C though%2C was in Worcester in December of 1992.  Back then%2C it snowed in New England in the winter%2C and one weekend early in December it snowed a %5Bi%5Dlot%5B%2Fi%5D%2C like three or four feet.  Parked cars disappeared entirely into the roadside drifts.  Out in front of the house where I was living at the time%2C a neighbor%27s station wagon was one of the casualties.  I was walking home from the supermarket on the corner the next morning and noticed that someone had carved %22HELP ME%22 into the side of the snowbank%2C just below the only evidence that the car even existed%2C the very tip of the radio antenna poking up out of what was now the sidewalk level.  I%27m not sure why%2C but something about that just tickled me.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28That was the same winter storm in which I navigated cautiously around in my Camaro with a couple sacks of pool filter sand in the back%2C watching with amusement as college assholes in Jeeps got stuck.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor in Chief%2C Netadmin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A
22|10|21|||||RE%3A No life whatsoever|Kokuten||13:41:34|02/21/2002|%3E%28That was the same winter storm in which I navigated cautiously around %0D%0A%3Ein my Camaro with a couple sacks of pool filter sand in the back%2C %0D%0A%3Ewatching with amusement as college assholes in Jeeps got stuck.%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AI%27d just like to state for the record that the only times I got stuck in civilized areas was when I _intended_ to do so. Though I never drove a jeep.. a 1979 GMC Jimmy is _not_ a jeep. %0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0AKokuten Daysleeper%0D%0ARCW %2313013