11||0|1499|0|yes 0|0|0|||1||Be It Resolved That...|Ardaniel||05:32:28|07/02/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-02-06 AT 05:33 AM (EDT)]...Nicolas Cage as Johnny %22Ghost Rider%22 Blaze is a far%2C far lesser evil than%2C say%3A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bul%5D%5Bli%5DNicolas Cage as Tony Stark%0D%0A%5Bli%5DNicolas Cage as Steve Rogers%0D%0A%5Bli%5DNicolas Cage as Nick Fury%0D%0A%5Bli%5DNicolas Cage as Thor%0D%0A%5Bli%5DNicolas Cage as%2C God help us all%2C Purple Arrow%2C er%2C I mean%2C Clint Barton.%5B%2Ful%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFurther be it Resolved that Nicolas Cage being cooped up on Ghost Rider is%2C in the end%2C a good thing for all comics-to-film fandom%2C as it may well discourage casting directors from giving him any more fucking lead roles in any more fucking comics adaptations%2C thus serving as a valuable check on his goddamn total mouth-breathing fanboy-with-money megalomania.%0D%0A%0D%0ACan I get a %2Awitness%3F%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace 1|1|0|||1||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|Pasha||05:35:10|07/02/2006|%3E...Nicolas Cage as Johnny %22Ghost Rider%22 Blaze is a far%2C far lesser %0D%0A%3Eevil than%2C say%3A %0D%0A%0D%0AThis is true. Even if it%27s like saying %22Getting kicked in the nuts by a brazilian soccer player is a lesser evil then having your sleep torn out through your eyes.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0A-Pasha%0D%0A%22I invented Warp Drive%2C whatta ya got%3F%22%0D%0A%22I%27m the Norse God of Mecha.%22%0D%0A%22Well%2C I guess you win then.%22 3|2|1|||1||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|Ardaniel||05:40:27|07/02/2006|His head%27s gonna be replaced with a flaming CG model for half the film. This is possibly the greatest thing that could happen to the movie with regards to my actually going to see it%2C as he won%27t be forcibly reminding me that it%27s a Comic-Book Movie With Nic Cage for some period of time during the proceedings.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28NB%3A I %2Alike%2A Nic Cage in %2Anon-comics%2A work. Gone In 60 Seconds was a lot of fun. His alphabet recitation in Vampire%27s Kiss was used for eons in my screenwriting professor%27s classes as a great example of Method acting. However%2C this does NOT excuse his habit of being a mouth-breathing%2C obstructionist%2C obsessive fanboy wankjob who damn near fucked up Superman and keeps a lot of other good projects tied up in his own obsessive bullshit.%29%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace 4|3|3|||||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|Berk||20:35:48|07/02/2006|I do have to wonder about anyone who names their son Kal-El. 9|4|4|||||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|mdg1||17:49:38|07/04/2006|He wasn%27t the first%2C Jon Bogdanove was. Kal-El Bogdanove is now a senior at Emerson College%2C and an indy filmmaker. 2|1|0|||||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|Slarti||05:36:33|07/02/2006|%3ECan I get a %2Awitness%3F%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AA-men and glory be%21%0D%0A%0D%0ASlarti 5|1|0|||1||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|Shadowhavoc||02:42:03|07/03/2006|When I think of Ghost Rider%2C Nic Cage is one of the last actors I%27d envision playing him. Nic%27s not too bad%3B Con-Air was somewhat entertaining.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22When you spare the bad%2C you injure the good.%22 6|1|0|||1||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|Silverex||17:58:42|07/03/2006|From what I%27ve seen of the comic%2C I could see this working.%0D%0A%0D%0AI could also see it being a complete train wreck.%0D%0A%0D%0AHope for the best%2C I guess.%0D%0A%0D%0A%7E%7ESilverex%0D%0A%0D%0AThere used to be a clever sig here%2C but it got better. 7|2|6|||1||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|WengFook||22:32:34|07/03/2006|%3EFrom what I%27ve seen of the comic%2C I could see this working. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EI could also see it being a complete train wreck. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EHope for the best%2C I guess. %0D%0A%0D%0AHope for the best%2C plan for the worst... but overall I %0D%0Athink low expectations for the movie will carry the day %3AD%0D%0A%0D%0AI mean.. its just Ghost Rider %3Ao %0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A_________________________________%0D%0AWe few. We happy few. We band of buggered.%0D%0A%0D%0A 8|1|0|||1||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|Apostate_Soul||15:14:05|07/04/2006|%0D%0AYes%2C but Nicolas Cage as Nick Fury could NOT be worse than that abomination when David Hasslehoff played him.%0D%0A____________________%0D%0A%0D%0A%22It%27s difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity%2C but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss...%22 10|2|8|||1||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|Wedge||13:53:44|07/05/2006|%3E%0D%0A%3EYes%2C but Nicolas Cage as Nick Fury could NOT be worse than that %0D%0A%3Eabomination when David Hasslehoff played him. %0D%0A%0D%0AI dunno%2C at least Hasslehoff was vaguely built for the part and%2C you know%2C looks like the guy. My main problem with Cage trying to bully his fanboy ass into all these superhero roles is that he%27s a scrawny white guy. Which makes him a decent choice for Ghost Rider.%0D%0A%0D%0AI myself am holding out for the Sam Jackson%2FUltimate Nick Fury movie. %3B%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.gweep.net%2F%7Ewedge%2Fufchad_ficon.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5DChad Collier%0D%0ASmirking Kilrathi%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%230000CC%5DThe Captain of the Gravy Train%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 11|3|10|||1||RE%3A Be It Resolved That...|Apostate_Soul||18:51:43|07/05/2006|%0D%0APersonally%2C the best representation of Nick Fury on film ever must be in %22Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow%22%2C where Angelina Jolie played a character that can only be called %22Col. Nicola Fury%22...%0D%0A%0D%0AAdmit it. You thought it too.%0D%0A____________________%0D%0A%0D%0A%22It%27s difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity%2C but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss...%22