6||0|1377|0|yes 0|0|0|||1||Today%27s unexpectedly brilliant movie|Gryphon||19:47:05|07/27/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-27-06 AT 07:51 PM (EDT)]is %5Bi%5DFind Me Guilty%5B%2Fi%5D. OK%2C sure%2C directed by Sidney Lumet%2C who is something of a grand master at courtroom dramas - he directed %5Bi%5DTwelve Angry Men%5B%2Fi%5D and %5Bi%5DThe Verdict%5B%2Fi%5D%2C two on a list as long as your arm of great movies he%27s directed%2A - not a big surprise that it%27s a quality film. The weird part%2C though%3F Is that the lead character%2C Giacomo %22Jackie D%22 DiNorscio - a paunchy middle-aged member of the New Jersey branch of the Lucchese Mafia borgata - is played%2C and played %5Bi%5Dbrilliantly%5B%2Fi%5D%2C by... %0D%0A%0D%0A... Vin Diesel.%0D%0A%0D%0AYes%2C really.%0D%0A%0D%0ANow%2C it%27s no secret around the lab that I%27m a Vin Diesel fan%2C which is admittedly a little odd%2C since I haven%27t enjoyed most of his signature projects to date. I have no particular love for the Riddick movies and I still think Zoner owes me money for making me watch %5Bi%5DThe Fast %26 the Furious%5B%2Fi%5D. I enjoyed the hell out of %5Bi%5DxXx%5B%2Fi%5D and immortalized his character from that film as a Lensman%2C of all things%2C in UF%2C and that was pretty much it. Worse%2C he keeps annoying me - and I%27m not alone in this - by climbing onto projects I have very little interest in and opting out of projects I%27d %5Bi%5Dlike%5B%2Fi%5D to see him in to make time for them.%0D%0A%0D%0AStill%2C I%27m a fan%2C but until now I would have conceded in a discussion that no%2C OK%2C I wouldn%27t really consider the guy an %5Bi%5Dactor%5B%2Fi%5D. I%27ve never found that to be a great failing in action guys%2C not being an actor. So what if he%27s basically playing himself as a secret agent in %5Bi%5DxXx%5B%2Fi%5D%2C the guy%27s got %5Bi%5Dcharm%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0ANow%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AHell yeah%2C he%27s an actor. He played a fat guy twice his age. With hair. In a courtroom drama that had a grand total of one fight scene%2C in which he%27s hopelessly outclassed and loses miserably in seconds. %5Bi%5DAnd he made it work.%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0ABrilliant. Even if he never does anything to approach the caliber of this performance again%2C he deserves to be recognized for his work on this film.%0D%0A%0D%0AAnd yes%2C because I know you%27re wondering - that%27s really him%2C and he%27s really fat. But I don%27t know if it%27s really his hair.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5D%2A Yes%2C OK%2C Lumet also directed %5Bi%5DThe Wiz%5B%2Fi%5D%2C but come on. Everybody messes up %5Bi%5Dsometime.%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A 1|1|0|||||RE%3A Today%27s unexpectedly brilliant movie|Polychrome||23:44:21|07/27/2006|I take it you haven%27t seen %5Bi%5DIron Giant%5B%2Fi%5D then%3F He does an excellent job as the voice of the title character.%0D%0ABut yes%2C the man has talent. It%27s unfortunate that he keeps getting no talent action roles.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome%0D%0A 2|2|1|||1||RE%3A Today%27s unexpectedly brilliant movie|Gryphon||23:57:00|07/27/2006|%3EI take it you haven%27t seen %5Bi%5DIron Giant%5B%2Fi%5D then%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AWhy no%2C oddly enough%2C I haven%27t. I should fix that one of these days.%0D%0A%0D%0A%3EBut yes%2C the man has talent. It%27s unfortunate that he keeps getting no %0D%0A%3Etalent action roles. %0D%0A%0D%0AHe seems to %5Bi%5Dseek out%5B%2Fi%5D no-talent action roles a lot of the time. Which%2C hey%2C if that%27s what makes him happy... maybe he%27s just enjoying the ride%2C and doing occasional films like %5Bi%5DFind Me Guilty%5B%2Fi%5D so that when he reaches the age where he can%27t make the action work so well any more and needs to focus more on drama to keep working%2C he%27ll have some credentials to help him be taken seriously.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A 3|3|2|||||RE%3A Today%27s unexpectedly brilliant movie|Polychrome||00:10:39|07/28/2006|%3E%3EI take it you haven%27t seen %5Bi%5DIron Giant%5B%2Fi%5D then%3F%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EWhy no%2C oddly enough%2C I haven%27t. I should fix that one of these days. %0D%0A%0D%0AYes%2C you should. It%27s really quite good.%0D%0A%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EBut yes%2C the man has talent. It%27s unfortunate that he keeps getting no %0D%0A%3E%3Etalent action roles. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EHe seems to %5Bi%5Dseek out%5B%2Fi%5D no-talent action roles a lot of the time. %0D%0A%3EWhich%2C hey%2C if that%27s what makes him happy... maybe he%27s just enjoying %0D%0A%3Ethe ride%2C and doing occasional films like %5Bi%5DFind Me Guilty%5B%2Fi%5D so %0D%0A%3Ethat when he reaches the age where he can%27t make the action work so %0D%0A%3Ewell any more and needs to focus more on drama to keep working%2C he%27ll %0D%0A%3Ehave some credentials to help him be taken seriously. %0D%0A%0D%0AWhatever works for him%2C I geuss. Action roles are probably easier to land than drama roles anyway.%0D%0A%0D%0APolychrome%0D%0A 4|3|2|||1||RE%3A Today%27s unexpectedly brilliant movie|Mephron||14:15:39|07/28/2006|%3E%3EI take it you haven%27t seen %5Bi%5DIron Giant%5B%2Fi%5D then%3F%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EWhy no%2C oddly enough%2C I haven%27t. I should fix that one of these days. %0D%0A%0D%0A...bloody HELL%2C Chief. You really should.%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Darth Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Dark Lord of Sith Tech Support.%0D%0A%22And Remember%21 Google is your Friend%21%21%22 5|4|4|||1||RE%3A Today%27s unexpectedly brilliant movie|BobSchroeck||18:39:16|07/31/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-31-06 AT 06:39 PM (EDT)]%3E%3E%3EI take it you haven%27t seen %5Bi%5DIron Giant%5B%2Fi%5D then%3F%0D%0A%3E%3EWhy no%2C oddly enough%2C I haven%27t. I should fix that one of these days. %0D%0A%3E...bloody HELL%2C Chief. You really should. %0D%0A%0D%0ASeconded. There is material there that I%27m sure your subconscious will profitably mine for your UF mojo.%0D%0A%0D%0A-- Bob%0D%0A-------------------%0D%0AFor Jor-El so loved the Earth%2C he sent his only begotten son... 6|5|5|||1||RE%3A Today%27s unexpectedly brilliant movie|BlackAeronaut||19:38:15|08/02/2006|Hmmm... %2ACues up mental imagery%3A scene where the Giant cannonballs the lake - replaces beatnick character with Corwin and the kid with Anthy%27s daughter.%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AYup. I think that%27d work. %5E_%5E%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5D%5Bhr%5D%5Bfont size%3D%222%22 face%3D%22Arial Narrow%22%5D%5Bb%5DBlack Aeronaut Technologies%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0ACreative aerospace solutions for the discerning spacer%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22What%3F Under the dorsal guiding feathers%21%3F%22%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5D%22I think that%27s enough %27fun%27 for one day...%22%5B%2Fsmall%5D