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0|0|0|||1||a quote post out of the normal venue|Ardaniel||19:13:23|08/29/2006|This one actually needs replies%2C I think.  %3B%29  Lemme see if I can pull this together from the five or six venues in which it was occurring %28not everyone was on IRC%2C mind%2C and not everyone involved is an EPU member%29%3B I%27d mentioned to Rob that I was taking a class on Scorsese and Kubrick this semester%2C and he postulated their Harry Potter movie.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%2815%3A36%29 %3CArdaniel%3E Rob and I are writing Stanley Kubrick%27s Harry Potter Movie%0D%0A%2815%3A36%29 %3CArdaniel%3E with bonus Scorsese elements%0D%0A%2815%3A38%29 %3CArdaniel%3E Draco as a coke-snorting Death Eater%0D%0A%2815%3A38%29 %3CArdaniel%3E Snape as the Gunny%0D%0A%2815%3A39%29 %3CArdaniel%3E Leo DiCaprio as the tormented Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher outrunning his undercover Auror past%0D%0A%2815%3A41%29 %3CArdaniel%3E Neville as Private Pyle%0D%0A%2815%3A42%29 %3Cwedge%3E snrk%0D%0A%2815%3A42%29 %3CArdaniel%3E the Weasley twins running around in the masks from Eyes Wide Shut%0D%0A%2815%3A42%29 %3CArdaniel%3E Ron and Harry splitting up the Private Joker role%0D%0A%2815%3A45%29 %3CArdaniel%3E Hagrid running around all %22HEEERE%27S JOHNNY%21%22%0D%0A%2815%3A47%29 %3CAsh-3%3E The Sorting Hat is HAL 9000. %3A%29%0D%0A%2815%3A49%29 %3CLanthinel%3E %22What are you doing%2C Dumbledore%3F%22%0D%0A%2815%3A51%29 %3CZ-Gryphon%3E %22I know I%27ve made a few bad decisions lately%2C but I really think you should sit down%2C have a chocolate frog%2C and think things over.%22%0D%0A%2815%3A52%29 %3CAsh-3%3E And Hermoine is who%2C Nicole Kidman%27s character in Eyes Wide Shut%3F%0D%0A%2815%3A52%29 %3CArdaniel%3E probably%0D%0A%2815%3A53%29 %3CAsh-3%3E Is Voldemort or Dumbledore Dr. Strangelove%3F %3A%29%0D%0A%2815%3A53%29 %3CArdaniel%3E Voldemort.%0D%0A%2815%3A55%29 %3CAsh-3%3E Mad Eye Moody is Slim Pickens%27 character from Dr. Strangelove. %3A%29%0D%0A%2815%3A59%29 %3CSlarti%3E %22Harry... Haaaaarry... Give me your annnnswer dooo...%22%0D%0A%2816%3A01%29 %3CAsh-3%3E Sirius Black is De Niro%27s character in Taxi Driver. %3A%29%0D%0A%2816%3A03%29 %3CZ-Gryphon%3E %22Hey.  Is your name Lucius%3F  Is your name Lucius%3F  Suck on this.%22 %3CKABLAM%3E%0D%0A%2816%3A03%29 %3CSlarti%3E %22Ron%2C me droogy%2C it%27s time fer a little uv the olllll%27 ultra-violence.%22%0D%0A%2816%3A04%29 %3CSlarti%3E %22I love the smell of Avada in the morning...%22%0D%0A%2816%3A04%29 %3CZ-Gryphon%3E %28I know it has nothing to do with Kubrick or Scorsese%2C but I find myself with the inescapable image of Ron saying to Harry%2C%0D%0A%2816%3A04%29 %3CZ-Gryphon%3E %22I want you.  To hit me.  As hard as you can.%22%29%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace
1|1|0|||||RE%3A a quote post out of the normal venue|Berk||19:51:51|08/29/2006|...can%27t.. BREATHE...
2|1|0|||||RE%3A a quote post out of the normal venue|WyrdDragon||08:15:58|08/30/2006|You%27re all quite%2C quite mad. Keep it up.
3|2|2|||1||RE%3A a quote post out of the normal venue|BobSchroeck||08:48:34|08/30/2006|%27Scuse me whilst I huddle in the corner and chuckle madly...%0D%0A%0D%0A-- Bob%0D%0A-------------------%0D%0AThe President is on the line%0D%0AAs ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
4|1|0|||1||RE%3A a quote post out of the normal venue|StaticdashPulse||15:25:13|08/30/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Dec-21-11 AT 10:16 PM (EST)]I suppose it would start with a bunch of monkeys running around and throwing bones at Hogwarts or something...  And as the bone twirled up into the sun%2C it would magically transform into a wand as it came down.
6|2|4|||1||RE%3A a quote post out of the normal venue|Ardaniel||21:08:11|08/30/2006|Rock goes up from the sling of a cavewizard in a perfect arc....%0D%0A%0D%0Ato be replaced%2C in the sun%2C with the Golden Snitch%2C seconds before Harry grabs it.  %3B%29%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace
7|3|6|||1||RE%3A a quote post out of the normal venue|StaticdashPulse||17:38:24|08/31/2006|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Dec-21-11 AT 03:11 PM (EST)]Even better%21
5|1|0|||||RE%3A a quote post out of the normal venue|O_M||18:14:53|08/30/2006|%3E%2815%3A47%29 %3CAsh-3%3E The Sorting Hat is HAL 9000. %3A%29 %0D%0A%3E%2815%3A49%29 %3CLanthinel%3E %22What are you doing%2C Dumbledore%3F%22 %0D%0A%3E%2815%3A51%29 %3CZ-Gryphon%3E %22I know I%27ve made a few bad decisions lately%2C but %0D%0A%3EI really think you should sit down%2C have a chocolate frog%2C and think %0D%0A%3Ethings over.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AOh GAH%21 %2Afalls over%2A%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Open the Chamber of Secrets%2C Hat.%22%0D%0A%22I%27m afraid I can%27t do that%2C Harry.%22