13||0|1761|0|yes 0|0|0|||||Star Trek teaser trailer|CdrMike||18:54:36|01/21/2008|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-21-08 AT 06:55 PM (EST)]For those who went to see %5Bi%5DTransformers%5B%2Fi%5D and saw the trailer for what was eventually revealed to be %5Bi%5DCloverfield%5B%2Fi%5D%2C you probably know by now that J.J. Abrams loves to tease us with trailers that leave you with more questions than answers %28as well as very long wait dates%29. Well%2C he matched and raised the bar this time%2C with the teaser for %5Bi%5DStar Trek%5B%2Fi%5D %28which happened to be part of the trailers included with %5Bi%5DCloverfield%5B%2Fi%5D%29.%0D%0A%0D%0AThus%2C the link%3A http%3A%2F%2Fwww.paramount.com%2Fstartrek%2F 1|1|0|||1||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Gryphon||19:18:40|01/21/2008|Footage of a starship under construction leaves you with more questions than answers%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A 2|2|1|||||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|CdrMike||19:57:19|01/21/2008|%3EFootage of a starship under construction leaves you with more %0D%0A%3Equestions than answers%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AFrom what I%27ve seen on Trek boards lately%2C yep. When they%27re not arguing about whether it%27s possible to construct a starship on a planet%27s surface%2C they%27re trying to ponder what the final product will look like and taking polls as to whether the new movie will %22rape their childhood memories%22 or not. 3|3|2|||1||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Gryphon||20:39:41|01/21/2008|%3E%3EFootage of a starship under construction leaves you with more %0D%0A%3E%3Equestions than answers%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EFrom what I%27ve seen on Trek boards lately%2C yep. When they%27re not %0D%0A%3Earguing about whether it%27s possible to construct a starship on a %0D%0A%3Eplanet%27s surface%2C they%27re trying to ponder what the final product will %0D%0A%3Elook like and taking polls as to whether the new movie will %22rape %0D%0A%3Etheir childhood memories%22 or not. %0D%0A%0D%0AThose aren%27t %5Bi%5Dquestions%5B%2Fi%5D%2C they%27re just Standard Fandom Dipshittery. Questions%2C at least in the vein of those raised by the %5Bi%5DCloverfield%5B%2Fi%5D teaser%2C would be more along the lines of%2C %22Well%2C that%27s nice and all%2C guys%2C but what the fuck is this movie %5Bi%5Dabout%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%22 %28admittedly a hard dollar when you%27re starting from the premise that it%27s a %5Bi%5DStar Trek%5B%2Fi%5D movie%29 or%2C %22Who%3F I%27ve never heard of %5Bi%5Dany%5B%2Fi%5D of these people%2C%22 or possibly even%2C %22Was that Lance Henriksen%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0AAs for the matter of raping childhood memories%2C of course it will. If you%27re the sort of person who %5Bi%5Dasks%5B%2Fi%5D that question when confronted with a new film based on an old franchise%2C the answer is %5Bi%5Dautomatically yes.%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A 4|4|3|||1||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Wedge||23:31:18|01/21/2008|%3EAs for the matter of raping childhood memories%2C of course it will. If %0D%0A%3Eyou%27re the sort of person who %5Bi%5Dasks%5B%2Fi%5D that question when %0D%0A%3Econfronted with a new film based on an old franchise%2C the answer is %0D%0A%3E%5Bi%5Dautomatically yes.%5B%2Fi%5D %0D%0A%0D%0AI%27ll take it if it just rapes the bad taste of the last few middling movies. And I %2Aworked%2A on %5Bi%5DNemesis%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0AThey%27ve cast Spock perfectly%2C fwiw.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.gweep.net%2F%7Ewedge%2Fufchad_ficon.jpg%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btd%5DChad Collier%0D%0ASmirking Kilrathi%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%230000CC%5DThe Captain of the Gravy Train%5B%2Ffont%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5Btr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D 5|5|4|||1||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|laudre||08:30:15|01/22/2008|%3EThey%27ve cast Spock perfectly%2C fwiw. %0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m still waiting for the trailers to see how much I like that bit of casting. As it is%2C I%27m still trying to keep myself from imagining Spock eating Kirk%27s brain. And%2C more seriously%2C I hope Quinto can speak in a much deeper%2C more resonant voice akin to Nimoy%27s%2C as opposed to the high-pitched%2C creepy Villain Voice he uses for Sylar.%0D%0A%0D%0A- Sean %0D%0A%22All tribal myths are true%2C for a given value of %27true.%27%22%0D%0A -- Terry Pratchett%2C from _The Last Continent_ 10|5|4|||||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Kathy||07:25:25|01/29/2008|%3E%3EI%27ll take it if it just rapes the bad taste of the last few middling movies. And I %2Aworked%2A on Nemesis.%0D%0A%0D%0AHey%2C I liked nemesis%2C but it%2C and first contact definately stood out as being very good whereas the other two nextgen films... made me long for the sheer poetry of %0D%0Athe final frontier.... o_O%0D%0A%0D%0AAt least that had Jimmy Dohaan nutting himself on a low hanging beam... 11|6|10|||||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Star Ranger4||13:49:26|02/02/2008|%3EAt least that had Jimmy Dohaan nutting himself on a low hanging %0D%0A%3Ebeam... %0D%0A%0D%0AYeah%2C but what makes that scene was the line about knowing the ship like the back of his hand right before that. 12|7|11|||1||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Gryphon||14:14:02|02/02/2008|%3E%3EAt least that had Jimmy Dohaan nutting himself on a low hanging %0D%0A%3E%3Ebeam... %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EYeah%2C but what makes that scene was the line about knowing the ship %0D%0A%3Elike the back of his hand right before that. %0D%0A%0D%0A%22I think this new ship was put together by %5Bi%5Dmonkeys%5B%2Fi%5D. Oh%2C she%27s got a fine engine%2C but half the %5Bi%5Ddoors%5B%2Fi%5D don%27t work.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A 13|8|12|||||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Star Ranger4||22:47:53|02/02/2008|%3E%22I think this new ship was put together by %5Bi%5Dmonkeys%5B%2Fi%5D. Oh%2C she%27s %0D%0A%3Egot a fine engine%2C but half the %5Bi%5Ddoors%5B%2Fi%5D don%27t work.%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0Awhich can only provoke a classic video response...%0D%0A%0D%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fuk.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJZAkGfJY05k 6|1|0|||||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|ratinox||11:04:58|01/22/2008|Yeah%2C I%27m with G on this one. The %22Cloverfield%22 trailer left me asking %22what%3F%22. The %22Star Trek%22 trailer left me asking... um... %22did you choose to shoot at night because you thought it was artistic or did you just not want us to see anything%3F%22 8|2|6|||1||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Ardaniel||02:18:43|01/23/2008|WGA strike %3D%3D not having any dialogue in trailer%21%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace 7|1|0|||||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Rickdominated||14:53:05|01/22/2008|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-22-08 AT 02:53 PM (EST)]Of %5Bb%5DCouse%5B%2Fb%5D it will rape our childhoods%2C its what these movies do%0D%0AIn fact%2C I think I can already hear the Fanrage over the Enterprise being built IN San Fransisco instead of over it 9|2|7|||1||RE%3A Star Trek teaser trailer|Ardaniel||02:21:08|01/23/2008|My old coworker had an aneurysm over Spock and Kirk being in the Academy at the same time%2C and now he%27s suffering an acute bout of Tourette%27s about where%2C precisely%2C the Enterprise is being built.%0D%0A%0D%0AHe%27s Not This Movie%27s Demographic. In fact%2C I believe he may be one of the single biggest arguments for the need to reboot the franchise.%0D%0A%0D%0AWorse%2C he%27s not even the Star Trek Geek at my old office. I actually worked at the same place as the guy who%27s a bratty-assed 14-year-old Pedantic Trek Nerd in %5Bi%5DTrekkies%5B%2Fi%5D%2C who went on to be the Star Trek Geek on %5Bi%5DBeat the Geeks%5B%2Fi%5D. He%27s all grown up now and a much better person%2C and I think he may even be OK with Kirk and Spock going to the Academy at the same time.%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Sumhenner%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace