7||0|1444|0|yes 0|0|0|||1||The Eye of Argon%3A The Criterion Edition|Ardaniel||18:21:47|12/01/2009|http%3A%2F%2Fansible.co.uk%2Fmisc%2Feyeargon.pdf%0D%0A%0D%0AYup%2C it%27s that masterpiece of fantasy fiction written by 16-year-olds%2C %22The Eye of Argon%22 by Jim Theis. Scanned and PDF%27d from the original OSFAN issue 10%2C lovingly restored by someone who knows that shared pain is lessened. Includes the original ending%21%0D%0A%0D%0AArd Collier%0D%0Athat Janice chick%0D%0AUsual Suspect and general menace 1|1|0|||1||RE%3A The Eye of Argon%3A The Criterion Edition|Mephron||09:19:43|12/02/2009|%3EIncludes the original ending%21 %0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C as original as anything in The Eye Of Argon can get%2C considering the sheer amount that makes it read like a Conan fic that%27s had a bad search-n-replace aimed at it...%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Darth Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Dark Lord of Sith Tech Support.%0D%0A%22And Remember%21 Google is your Friend%21%21%22 2|1|0|||1||RE%3A The Eye of Argon%3A The Criterion Edition|cyberpagan||11:06:02|12/02/2009|Hey%2C Samuel R. Delany published his first novel at 15 I believe%2C so just because its by a 16 year old doesn%27t make it bad%2C necessarily..%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%0D%0ARemember%2C two wrongs do not make a right%2C but three lefts do.%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m really here%2C but I%27m not here%2C really.%0D%0A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%0D%0ARCW%23665 the other neighbor of the beast 4|2|2|||||RE%3A The Eye of Argon%3A The Criterion Edition|BZArcher||16:44:27|12/02/2009|You...didn%27t actually read it before you said this%2C did you%3F 3|1|0|||1||RE%3A The Eye of Argon%3A The Criterion Edition|Sofaspud||13:09:28|12/02/2009|Ow. OW. %2Awhimper%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AWhy do you hate us so much%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%28The pain started round about the line %22Grignr%27s emerald green orbs glared lustfully at the wallowing soldier struggling before his chestnut swirled mount.%22 Prior to that I was just staring in disbelief.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--sofaspud%0D%0A-- 5|1|0|||1||RE%3A The Eye of Argon%3A The Criterion Edition|trigger||00:10:00|12/03/2009|%3Ehttp%3A%2F%2Fansible.co.uk%2Fmisc%2Feyeargon.pdf %0D%0A%3E%0D%0Aooh%2C I%27m reading it out loud to the SO. Strangely enough%2C he is not amused.%0D%0A%0D%0At.%0D%0Athinks this is hilarious and will start my day in the right mood tomorrow.%0D%0ATrigger Argee%0D%0Atrigger_argee%40hotmail.com%0D%0AManon%2C Maccadon%2C Orado%2C etc.%0D%0ADenton%2C never leave home without it.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22I hate to advocate drugs%2C alcohol%2C violence%2C or insanity to anyone%2C but they%27ve always worked for me.%22 - HST 6|2|5|||1||RE%3A The Eye of Argon%3A The Criterion Edition|Mephron||08:16:00|12/03/2009|People do that competitively%2C you know.%0D%0A%0D%0ARead it out loud%2C I mean.%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Darth Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Dark Lord of Sith Tech Support.%0D%0A%22And Remember%21 Google is your Friend%21%21%22 7|1|0|||||RE%3A The Eye of Argon%3A The Criterion Edition|Meagen||17:54:26|12/03/2009|%3Ehttp%3A%2F%2Fansible.co.uk%2Fmisc%2Feyeargon.pdf %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EYup%2C it%27s that masterpiece of fantasy fiction written by 16-year-olds%2C %0D%0A%3E%22The Eye of Argon%22 by Jim Theis. Scanned and PDF%27d from the original %0D%0A%3EOSFAN issue 10%2C lovingly restored by someone who knows that shared %0D%0A%3Epain is lessened. Includes the original ending%21 %0D%0A%0D%0AThe validity of the %22rediscovered lost ending%22 %5Blink%3Awww.plover.net%2F%7Ebonds%2Fargon.html%7Chas been disputed%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0AIt%27s a good thing I remember these sort of things%2C otherwise all that brain capacity could have been taken up in remembering trivial things like %22when I had my last meal%22.