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0|0|0|||||James Lipton %28and his beard%29 offer you some advice.|BZArcher||14:26:35|12/03/2009|http%3A%2F%2Fadweek.blogs.com%2Fadfreak%2Fyrs-give-it-a-ponder-campaign-for-lg.html%0D%0A%0D%0AAbsolutely fantastic and bizzare PSAs. I can%27t believe he%27s 83%21
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A James Lipton %28and his beard%29 offer you some advice.|Pasha||18:28:55|12/03/2009|And a pimp.%0D%0A%0D%0ANo.  Really%2C it%27s how he paid rent in Paris.%0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0A-Pasha%0D%0AWhat was that feeling again%3F%0D%0AOh yes.%0D%0A-Rage-
2|2|1|||||RE%3A James Lipton %28and his beard%29 offer you some advice.|dbrandon||08:50:39|12/04/2009|Technically%2C I believe he was a %22mec%2C%22 which is very similar but not exactly the same thing%2C in that he worked for the women instead of the other way around.%0D%0A%0D%0Adbrandon%2C%0D%0Aspeaking pedantically
3|3|2|||1||RE%3A James Lipton %28and his beard%29 offer you some advice.|Gryphon||11:16:55|12/04/2009|%3ETechnically%2C I believe he was a %22mec%2C%22 which is very similar but not %0D%0A%3Eexactly the same thing%2C in that he worked for the women instead of the %0D%0A%3Eother way around. %0D%0A%0D%0ASo... what%3F  The whores would occasionally rough %5Bi%5Dhim%5B%2Fi%5D up and accuse %5Bi%5Dhim%5B%2Fi%5D of holding out on them%3F  Did they recruit him by hanging around a bus station and waiting for him to get in from the provinces%2C looking lost and vulnerable%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
7|4|3|||1||RE%3A James Lipton %28and his beard%29 offer you some advice.|Pasha||18:12:33|12/04/2009|%3E%3ETechnically%2C I believe he was a %22mec%2C%22 which is very similar but not %0D%0A%3E%3Eexactly the same thing%2C in that he worked for the women instead of the %0D%0A%3E%3Eother way around. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3ESo... what%3F  The whores would occasionally rough %5Bi%5Dhim%5B%2Fi%5D up and %0D%0A%3Eaccuse %5Bi%5Dhim%5B%2Fi%5D of holding out on them%3F  Did they recruit him by %0D%0A%3Ehanging around a bus station and waiting for him to get in from the %0D%0A%3Eprovinces%2C looking lost and vulnerable%3F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AMeans that he was basically a street hustler who would sell the services to guys.%0D%0A%0D%0AAnd%2C iirc they hired him by waiting until he was a brokeass %5Bi%5Dartiste%5B%2Fi%5D who couldn%27t afford to pay his rent anymore.%0D%0A%0D%0AThere was an awesome line in his autobiography about that particular industry%2C which was %22I never engaged in any of the womens services.  I%27ve always felt that the least I owed a lover was a dedicated and sincere seduction.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AWhich was not only a good line in and of itself%2C but came with the idea of Mr. Lipton attempting to...seduce...someone using his...ponderous and%2C shall we say%2C didactic%2C method of speaking%2C which absolutely KILLED me.%0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0A-Pasha%0D%0AWhat was that feeling again%3F%0D%0AOh yes.%0D%0A-Rage-
4|1|0|||||RE%3A James Lipton %28and his beard%29 offer you some advice.|The Traitor||11:34:56|12/04/2009|Indeed...%0D%0A%0D%0AThough often much funnier than British PSAs%2C American ones are pretty tame in comparison. For example%2C their anti-daft driving one was an ancient comedian threatening to %27haunt you silly%27. Over here%2C in our incredibly genteel and civilised portion of Earth%2C we had a car full of teenagers getting impaled on a tree. Blood everywhere. Screaming girlfriend in a gore-flecked school uniform having to be cut out of the wreckage by the fire brigade.%0D%0A%0D%0AWe had one for fireworks which had a pretty young blonde girl%27s face blown off%2C and one where a different pretty girl was %5Bi%5Dburned to death%5B%2Fi%5D and her boyfriend left disfigured and in prison. That last one was an advert for the damn fire brigade.%0D%0A%0D%0AWe%27re a bit weird about things like that.
5|2|4|||1||RE%3A James Lipton %28and his beard%29 offer you some advice.|Gryphon||11:53:11|12/04/2009|%3E Over here%2C in our %0D%0A%3Eincredibly genteel and civilised portion of Earth%2C we had a car full %0D%0A%3Eof teenagers getting impaled on a tree. Blood everywhere. Screaming %0D%0A%3Egirlfriend in a gore-flecked school uniform having to be cut out of %0D%0A%3Ethe wreckage by the fire brigade. %0D%0A%0D%0AWe save those films for Driver Education.  Or stag nights at the mental hospital.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
6|3|5|||||RE%3A James Lipton %28and his beard%29 offer you some advice.|The Traitor||15:33:05|12/04/2009|I%27m not old enough to drive yet%2C but it%27ll probably be similar here... hopefully they%27ll be nicer or at least not too Tarantino of bent%2C but you can never be sure with Health and Safety...
8|2|4|||1||RE%3A James Lipton %28and his beard%29 offer you some advice.|Apostate_Soul||22:21:26|12/09/2009|%22...after crushing his mother to death%2C he sat back down again.%22%0D%0A%0D%0ARemember that voiceover%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%22It%27s difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity%2C but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss...%22