0||0|1227|0|yes 0|0|0|||1||Wack-ass retro game of the day|Gryphon||19:51:33|09/13/2012|It%27s called %5Bi%5D%5Blink%3Ajng.rakeingrass.com%2F%7CJets%27n%27Guns%5D%5B%2Fi%5D%2C and like %5Bi%5DTank Universal%5B%2Fi%5D%2C it%27s pretty much exactly what it says on the tin. There are jets%3B there are guns. And a lot of bizarre%2C slightly-off-axis %28because European%2C I think%29 off-color jokes. It%27s either a ridiculously complicated casual game or the shallowest really involved game I%27ve ever encountered%2C I can%27t quite decide which one%2C but it%27s quite good fun if you have that retro-side-scroller gene.%0D%0A%0D%0AAlso%2C the soundtrack is by a deeply preposterous %28and I mean that in the %5Bi%5Dbest possible way%5B%2Fi%5D Swedish heavy metal band called %5Blink%3Amachinaesupremacy.com%2F%7CMachinae Supremacy%5D%2C who practice %28and purport to have invented%29 a style called %22SID Metal%22. Much of their work%2C including the soundtrack to %5Bi%5DJets%27n%27Guns%5B%2Fi%5D and %5Bi%5DJets%27n%27Guns Gold%5B%2Fi%5D%2C is available for free from their website. Tragically%2C their utterly rockin%27 cover of the %5Bi%5DBionic Commando%5B%2Fi%5D theme doesn%27t seem to be present on their downloads page any more%2C though%2C like almost everything else%2C %5Blink%3Awww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSgz3uC7fSRw%7Cit is available on YouTube%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D