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0|0|0|||||Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey series%21|DaemeonX||14:06:14|11/08/2012|If you have a Nintendo DS%2C you like dungeon crawling%2C making your own maps%2C a difficulty level that leaves with a feeling of accomplishment when you get through a hard area%2C then this series is for you. I%27ve been playing the third installment for about two weeks now and have made it to floor three. The most wonderful aspect of the Etrian series is that you have to draw the map on the lower screen while you explore. 
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Gryphon||14:13:01|11/08/2012|I don%27t have a DS%2C I just enjoy the mental image produced by misreading the title as %5Bi%5DEtrigan Odyssey%5B%2Fi%5D.  After participating in the siege of Troy%2C Jason Blood takes ten years to find his way back to Ithaca%2C which is a bit ridiculous given that it%27s only 170 miles if you remember to get off I-88 in Bainbridge.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
2|2|1|||||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|DaemeonX||14:21:17|11/08/2012|%3EI don%27t have a DS%2C I just enjoy the mental image produced by %0D%0A%3Emisreading the title as %5Bi%5DEtrigan Odyssey%5B%2Fi%5D.  After participating %0D%0A%3Ein the siege of Troy%2C Jason Blood takes ten years to find his way back %0D%0A%3Eto Ithaca%2C which is a bit ridiculous given that it%27s only 170 miles if %0D%0A%3Eyou remember to get off I-88 in Bainbridge. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E--G. %0D%0A%0D%0AHow about we add in that in each game the dungeon is always called the Labyrinth of Yggdrasill. Every time that I try to imagine a dungeon like this I see Odin laughing his ass off as he sends people trough a hole in the world tree with some graph paper and a sharpie. 
3|3|2|||||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Droken||20:26:39|11/08/2012|%3EHow about we add in that in each game the dungeon is always called the %0D%0A%3ELabyrinth of Yggdrasill. Every time that I try to imagine a dungeon %0D%0A%3Elike this I see Odin laughing his ass off as he sends people trough a %0D%0A%3Ehole in the world tree with some graph paper and a sharpie. %0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Adventure Log%2C day 7%3A Dear diary%2C God is a dick.%22
5|4|3|||||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|DaemeonX||15:00:37|11/09/2012|%3E%3EHow about we add in that in each game the dungeon is always called the %0D%0A%3E%3ELabyrinth of Yggdrasill. Every time that I try to imagine a dungeon %0D%0A%3E%3Elike this I see Odin laughing his ass off as he sends people trough a %0D%0A%3E%3Ehole in the world tree with some graph paper and a sharpie. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22Adventure Log%2C day 7%3A Dear diary%2C God is a dick.%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Adventure Log%2C day 1%3AI woke up in this weird garden. A big guy with a beard and eye patch %28Pirate%3F%29 put a ream of graph paper in one hand and a sharpie in the other. He blathered on about about cartography for a bit%2C told me I would be %22Handsomely paid%22%2C and proceeded to put boot to rear. When I woke up again%2C uncomfortable experience really%2C I found myself surrounded by tree%27s%2C monsters out of my wildest dreams%2C and this freaking graph paper. Oh%2C and a knife. Yay.
7|5|5|||1||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Terminus Est||20:32:47|11/12/2012|Is it a wooden knife or a steel one%3F  These details are Important.
8|6|7|||||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|DaemeonX||16:00:36|11/14/2012|%3EIs it a wooden knife or a steel one%3F  These details are Important. %0D%0A%0D%0AWooden as Odin wants to see what your sense of humor is when being attacked by carnivorous plants.%0D%0A
9|7|8|||1||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Terminus Est||12:08:31|11/16/2012|Right then.  The %5Bi%5DBeginner%5B%2Fi%5D knife.%0D%0A%0D%0ABecause everyone knows the first set of adventuring gear you get in any RPG%2C regardless of name%2C is made of wood.
10|8|9|||1||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Gryphon||14:33:27|11/16/2012|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Nov-16-12 AT 02:33 PM (EST)]%3ERight then.  The %5Bi%5DBeginner%5B%2Fi%5D knife. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EBecause everyone knows the first set of adventuring gear you get in %0D%0A%3Eany RPG%2C regardless of name%2C is made of wood. %0D%0A%0D%0AWell do I remember the frustration of trying to accomplish anything vs. the geth in the original %5Bi%5DMass Effect%5B%2Fi%5D with the wooden close-order-drill dummy rifle.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5Dto the %5Bi%5Dleeeeeef%5B%2Fi%5D... HUT%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
11|9|10|||||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Zemyla||11:55:45|11/22/2012|%3E%3ERight then.  The %5Bi%5DBeginner%5B%2Fi%5D knife. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EBecause everyone knows the first set of adventuring gear you get in %0D%0A%3E%3Eany RPG%2C regardless of name%2C is made of wood. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EWell do I remember the frustration of trying to accomplish anything %0D%0A%3Evs. the geth in the original %5Bi%5DMass Effect%5B%2Fi%5D with the wooden %0D%0A%3Eclose-order-drill dummy rifle. %0D%0A%0D%0AThat%27s why you have your homeworld set to Jyurai.  Their wooden rifles work.
12|9|10|||1||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Terminus Est||14:30:19|11/22/2012|I%27m waiting for a starter gun named something like %27Improvised Kindling Expulsion Apparatus%27 that %27requires some assembly.%27  The hardest part of the quest will be finding the Allen wrench.
13|10|12|||1||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Gryphon||19:32:36|11/22/2012|%3EI%27m waiting for a starter gun named something like %27Improvised %0D%0A%3EKindling Expulsion Apparatus%27 that %27requires some assembly.%27  The %0D%0A%3Ehardest part of the quest will be finding the Allen wrench. %0D%0A%0D%0AMeatballs%27ll be nice%2C though.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
14|11|13|||1||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|The Traitor||21:29:33|11/24/2012|%22Sarge%2C when we%27re building our rifles to wage just and holy war on the vile aliens...%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Yes%2C Private Finkler%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Is there supposed to be a sandwich bag full of bits of wood left over%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Yes%2C Private%2C there is. Why else would the assembly instructions consist entirely of abstract pictograms%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22Yeah%2C I%27m definitely going to hell%2FBut I%27ll have all the best stories to tell%22 -- Frank Turner%2C The Ballad of Me and My Friends
15|12|14|||1||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Gryphon||21:43:01|11/24/2012|Long ago in days of yore%0D%0AIt all began with a god named Thor%0D%0AThere were Vikings and boats and some plans for a furniture store%0D%0AIt%27s not a bodega%2C it%27s not a mall%0D%0AThey sell things for apartments small%0D%0AEr than mine%2C as if there were apartments smaller than mine%0D%0A%0D%0AIKEA %28%5Bi%5DIKEA%2C yeah yeah yeah%5B%2Fi%5D%29%0D%0AJust some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen%0D%0AIKEA %28%5Bi%5DIKEA%2C yeah yeah yeah%5B%2Fi%5D%29%0D%0ASelling furniture for college kids and divorced men%0D%0AEveryone has a home%0D%0AAnd if you don%27t have a home you can buy one there%0D%0A%0D%0ARent a car or take the bus%0D%0ALay your cash down and put your trust%0D%0AIn the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size%0D%0ABilly the bookcase says hello%0D%0ASo does a table whose name is Ingo%0D%0AAnd the chair is a ladderback birch but his friends call him Karl%0D%0A%0D%0AIKEA %28%5Bi%5DIKEA%2C yeah yeah yeah%5B%2Fi%5D%29%0D%0AJust some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen%0D%0AIKEA %28%5Bi%5DIKEA%2C yeah yeah yeah%5B%2Fi%5D%29%0D%0ASelling furniture for college kids and divorced men%0D%0AEveryone has a home%0D%0AAnd if you don%27t have a home you can buy one there%0D%0A%0D%0AIKEA%2C plywood%2C brushed steel%0D%0AIKEA%2C meatballs%2C tasty%0D%0AIKEA%2C Allen wrenches%0D%0AAll of them for free%0D%0AAll of them for me%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m sorry I said IKEA sucks%0D%0AI just bought a table for sixty bucks%0D%0AAnd a chair and a lamp and a shelf and some candles for you%0D%0AI was a doubter just like you%0D%0A%27Til I saw the American dream come true%0D%0AIn New Jersey they got a goddamn Swedish parade%0D%0A%0D%0AIKEA %28%5Bi%5DIKEA%2C yeah yeah yeah%5B%2Fi%5D%29%0D%0AJust some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen%0D%0AIKEA %28%5Bi%5DIKEA%2C yeah yeah yeah%5B%2Fi%5D%29%0D%0ASelling furniture for college kids and divorced men%0D%0AEveryone has a home%0D%0AAnd if you don%27t have a home you can buy one there%0D%0A%0D%0A - %5Blink%3Awww.jonathancoulton.com%7CJonathan Coulton%5D%0D%0A%22IKEA%22%0D%0A%5Bi%5DSmoking Monkey%5B%2Fi%5D %282003%29
4|2|1|||||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|mdg1||20:39:36|11/08/2012|%22Lost%2C lost%2C without a clue.%0D%0ASailing %27cross the ocean blue.%0D%0ANow gone%2C gone the wandering man.%0D%0AArise the sailor Etrigan%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0ABonus points if he shows up in a %5Bi%5Dfuku%5B%2Fi%5D
6|3|4|||||RE%3A Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser|Hotaru Lind||02:19:51|11/12/2012|%3EBonus points if he shows up in a %5Bi%5Dfuku%5B%2Fi%5D %0D%0A%0D%0AOw%21 I think I just broke my brain when my mental photoshop brought a remarkably detailed image up.%0D%0AIf only I could draw so as to share the pain.%0D%0A