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0|0|0|||1||This Could Lead to Excellence...|Gryphon||02:03:01|07/17/2013|... no%2C I take that back%2C I%27m pretty sure serious injury is the only real option here.%0D%0A%0D%0APhil pointed out earlier that there is%2C in fact%2C a baseball video game featuring characters from various Nickelodeon cartoons.  This includes %5Bi%5DAvatar%3A The Last Airbender%5B%2Fi%5D%2C which%2C fair enough... %0D%0A%0D%0A... except one of the available players from that show is Toph Beifong.%0D%0A%0D%0AWho... well.  She%27s awesome%2C but let%27s face it%2C it%27s hard to picture her succeeding at baseball%2C given that one of her key weaknesses is %22flying things%22.  I mean%2C the outfield would %5Bi%5Ddefinitely%5B%2Fi%5D not be the place for her.%0D%0A%0D%0ACRACK%0D%0A%0D%0A%22I got it%21  I got it%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0ABONK%0D%0A%0D%0A%22OW%21  Why did you believe me%3F%21  %5Bi%5DBlind%21%5B%2Fi%5D%22%0D%0A%0D%0AShe%27s probably got a pretty good arm%2C but as a pitcher she%27d make Ricky Vaughn from %5Bi%5DMajor League%5B%2Fi%5D seem like a precision instrument.%0D%0A%0D%0AAlthough%2C come to think of it%2C most of Harry Doyle%27s dialogue from Vaughn%27s debut scene would work for her.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Beifong%2C a juvenile delinquent in the offseason%2C in her major league debut.  Into the windup... %22%0D%0A%0D%0ACRASH%0D%0A%0D%0A%22%5Bi%5DJuuuuust%5B%2Fi%5D a bit outside%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0AAnd as a batter%2C there%27s a particular sort of offensive play that broadcasters often refer to as a %22seeing-eye single%22.  But at least she%27d never strike out looking.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A This Could Lead to Excellence...|Mercutio||03:35:56|07/17/2013|I%27m gonna argue with this due to my endless love of both trivia and arguin%27.%0D%0A%0D%0AToph would of course be a shitty fielder and utterly useless at the plate%2C but she%27d probably be hell on wheels on the mound. She%27s actually GOOD at hurling things through the air to hit a target%3B remember %22Load the Toph%21%22 from the season three opener%3F She puts giant hunks of rock into a target she -can%27t see- %28and in one case%2C can%27t even sense%29 with pinpoint accuracy from considerably further than the regulation 60.5 feet.%0D%0A%0D%0AThat said%2C despite the fact that she could probably put the ball into the glove no problem%2C I can totally see her playing the %22I%27m blind%2C you idiots%21%22 card just in order to continue throwing baseballs at whatever and whoever she wanted. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A-Merc%0D%0AKeep Rat
2|2|1|||1||RE%3A This Could Lead to Excellence...|Gryphon||19:31:00|07/17/2013|%3Eremember %22Load the Toph%21%22 from the season three opener%3F She puts giant %0D%0A%3Ehunks of rock into a target she -can%27t see- %28and in one case%2C can%27t %0D%0A%3Eeven sense%29 with pinpoint accuracy from considerably further than the %0D%0A%3Eregulation 60.5 feet. %0D%0A%0D%0AI think the dude standing behind her was aiming%2C but you may be right.  I%27m still going to enjoy my %5Bi%5DMajor League%5B%2Fi%5D image mashup%2C though.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5D%22That ball wouldn%27t have been out of a lot of parks.%22  %22Name one.%22  %22Ba Sing Se Zoological.%22%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
3|3|2|||1||RE%3A This Could Lead to Excellence...|Mercutio||20:51:40|07/17/2013|Major League image mashups are never%2C ever wrong.%0D%0A%0D%0A-Merc%0D%0AKeep Rat
4|4|3|||1||RE%3A This Could Lead to Excellence...|Pasha||05:42:43|07/18/2013|%3EMajor League image mashups are never%2C ever wrong. %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Some motherfucker%27s always trying to ice skate uphill%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0A-Pasha%0D%0AWhat was that feeling again%3F%0D%0AOh yes.%0D%0A-Rage-
5|5|4|||1||RE%3A This Could Lead to Excellence...|Peter Eng||22:54:01|07/19/2013|%3E%3EMajor League image mashups are never%2C ever wrong. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22Some motherfucker%27s always trying to ice skate uphill%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Waterbenders.  What%27re you going to do%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AInsert humorous comment here.
6|6|5|||1||RE%3A This Could Lead to Excellence...|McFortner||23:13:03|07/19/2013|%3E%3E%3EMajor League image mashups are never%2C ever wrong. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%22Some motherfucker%27s always trying to ice skate uphill%22 %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22Waterbenders.  What%27re you going to do%3F%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%22The Universe just loves proving me wrong%2C doesn%27t it%3F%22%0D%0A%22You make it too easy.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22black%22%5DMichael C. Fortner%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22green%22 size%3D-1%5D%22Maxim 37%3A There is no such thing as %22overkill%22.%0D%0AThere is only %22open fire%22 and %22I need to reload%22.%5B%2Ffont%5D