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0|0|0|||1||Vaguely related to my last post here...|Apostate_Soul||17:55:30|07/31/2013|I thought I should share the text message conversation I had with my brother a couple of weeks back. One of those conversations where the mind truly boggles.  I have%2C believe it or not%2C censored what he says. This conversation took place at 2 AM. I was in stitches... the very end is the best bit. And%2C for the record%2C we don%27t have a cat.%0D%0A%0D%0AJoel%3A Matthew%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AMe%3A Yes%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A I think I just heard a cat meowing%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A Really loudly.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A FROM DOWNSTAIRS.%0D%0A%0D%0AMe%3A ...what%3F%21%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A YES.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A You see%2C everyone in our house seems incapable of closing the back door at night%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A So if there is a cat%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A It%27s there.%0D%0A%0D%0AMe%3A Get my black sword and investigate. It%27s by my Lilith altar.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A ...what.%0D%0A%0D%0AMe%3A In the cupboard. Just in case it%27s something from my side of the tracks.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A WHY IS THAT NECESSARY.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A WHAT.%0D%0A%0D%0AMe%3A It%27s not.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON A FUCKING CAT%3F%21%0D%0A%0D%0AMe%3A The mew the merrier%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A DRAGON YEAH. ENDER OF ALL WE KNOW SURE. BUT A FUCKING CAT%3F%21 WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO%3F%21 HOPE ITS GOT OPPOSABLE THUMBS SO IT DOES SHIT FOR YOU%3F%21%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A Anyway%2C your side of the fucking tracks. YOUR side of the fucking tracks%3F%21 Nuh uh that%27s your thing%21 It%27ll be my luck for the cat to start offering me a fucking poisoned fucking apple and then it%27s going to turn into some anti-god shit and fuck me for the rest of fucking eternity%21 WITH the fucking sword too%21 Nuh uh%21 You on your OWWNNN%0D%0A%0D%0AMe%3A Relax. I didn%27t summon a cat.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A Well that%27s a relief.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A WHY WOULD I NEED THE SWORD THOUGH%3F%21%0D%0A%0D%0AMe%3A Oh%2C never mind. Just go and let Tiddles or whatever out.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A %85.nahhhh.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A Bit comfy.%0D%0A%0D%0AJ%3A Kitty can wait.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%22It%27s difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity%2C but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss...%22
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A Vaguely related to my last post here...|Gryphon||21:54:50|07/31/2013|Man%2C am I glad my mother doesn%27t use this website.  For many reasons%2C but right now in particular%2C because she %5Bi%5Dalready%5B%2Fi%5D thinks everyone I know is probably a Satanist. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
2|2|1|||1||RE%3A Vaguely related to my last post here...|Apostate_Soul||22:27:11|07/31/2013|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-31-13 AT 10:34 PM (EDT)]Now try imagining this in  the context of %22Raven gets a housemate%22. This is %5Bi%5Dexactly%5B%2Fi%5D the kind of thing I can imagine happening around Koopman High...%21 Which is exactly why I decided to post it here.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%22It%27s difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity%2C but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss...%22
3|2|1|||1||RE%3A Vaguely related to my last post here...|The Traitor||03:51:48|08/01/2013|When in fact%2C a lot of us are atheists%2C which might well be %5Bi%5Dworse%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22Yeah%2C I%27m definitely going to hell%2FBut I%27ll have all the best stories to tell%22 -- Frank Turner%2C The Ballad of Me and My Friends
4|3|3|||1||RE%3A Vaguely related to my last post here...|laudre||08:30:36|08/01/2013|%3EWhen in fact%2C a lot of us are atheists%2C which might well be %0D%0A%3E%5Bi%5Dworse%5B%2Fi%5D. %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Nihilists%21 Fuck me. I mean%2C say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism%2C Dude%2C at least it%27s an ethos.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Mathematics brought rigor to economics. Unfortunately%2C it also brought mortis.%22%0D%0A - Kenneth Boulding