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0|0|0|||1||here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Gryphon||22:23:04|06/21/2015|I don%27t get or intend to pimp subscriptions to HBO%2C so %5Blink%3Awww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FLastWeekTonight%2Fvideos%7Chere is the official YouTube channel%5D for %5Bi%5DLast Week Tonight%5B%2Fi%5D%2C hosted by %5Bi%5DDaily Show%5B%2Fi%5D alum John Oliver.  Fine%2C fine stuff.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
1|1|0|||||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|BeardedFerret||06:39:30|06/22/2015|His bit on Australia%27s latest Prime Minister is incredible and pretty much essential viewing for explaining our current substandard of politics to foreigners. %0D%0A%0D%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2Fc3IaKVmkXuk
3|2|1|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Gryphon||12:26:07|06/22/2015|%3EHis bit on Australia%27s latest Prime Minister is incredible and pretty %0D%0A%3Emuch essential viewing for explaining our current substandard of %0D%0A%3Epolitics to foreigners. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3Ehttp%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2Fc3IaKVmkXuk %0D%0A%0D%0AIt%27s like both Australia and Canada closely observed the career of Mr. Bush the Younger and thought%2C %22We could do something like that.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
5|3|3|||||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|BeardedFerret||19:29:02|06/22/2015|Yyyyyup. Don%27t forget the UK as well. 
11|2|1|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|The Traitor||17:14:51|06/23/2015|I love that Paul Keating quote. But then%2C I just kind of love Paul Keating. He literally wandered in out of a sketch and it%27s brilliant. If you can%2C check out %22Among The Barbarians%22. It%27s about Australian politics%2C and the %5Bi%5Dbon mots%5B%2Fi%5D of Mr. Keating feature heavily.%0D%0A%0D%0AYou can also find them at the %5Blink%3Awww.webcity.com.au%2Fkeating%2F%7CPaul Keating Insult Archive%5D%2C which I have been perusing for far too long and howling like a goose. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5D%22He is the greatest job and investment destroyer since the bubonic plague%21%22%0D%0A-- Keating on John Howard.%5B%2Fsmall%5D
12|3|11|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Gryphon||17:21:30|06/23/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-23-15 AT 05:24 PM (EDT)]%3EI love that Paul Keating quote. But then%2C I just kind of love Paul %0D%0A%3EKeating. He literally wandered in out of a sketch and it%27s brilliant. %0D%0A%3EIf you can%2C check out %22Among The Barbarians%22. It%27s about Australian %0D%0A%3Epolitics%2C and the %5Bi%5Dbon mots%5B%2Fi%5D of Mr. Keating feature heavily.%0D%0A%0D%0AHis gift for invective reminds me of my favorite of many great lines in %5Bi%5DGood Morning%2C Vietnam%5B%2Fi%5D %28paraphrased from memory%29%3A%0D%0A%0D%0A%22%27Hauck sucks the sweat from a dead man%27s balls.%27  Now%2C I don%27t even know what that means%2C sir%2C but it seems very negative to me.%22%0D%0A%0D%0APolitics in general has too few Captain Haddock figures.  Governor LePage of Maine tries%2C bless his tiny%2C coal-wizened heart%2C but he%27s too stupid to do it properly%2C so it always ends up coming across all grade-school-bully.  %22Oh yeah%2C well so%27s your mom.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
13|4|12|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|The Traitor||17:48:15|06/23/2015|%22But it%27s okay%2C because you sent in Ollie%21 Fucking %5Bi%5DOllie%5B%2Fi%5D%21 He%27s a... he%27s a %5Bi%5Dknitted scarf%5B%2Fi%5D%21%22%0D%0A-- Malcolm Tucker%2C %5Bi%5DThe Thick Of It%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AOver here%2C we had Dennis Skinner%2C aka. The Beast Of Bolsover%2C who said %22half the Tory party members are crooks%22%2C and%2C upon being told to withdraw such a spurious allegation%2C said %22Okay%2C half the Tory party members aren%27t crooks%22. Also a good%2C solid socialist in a party somehow managing to pretend he%27s not just there to give Jeremy Corbyn someone to talk to about the popular struggle. Oh%2C and shout at Black Rod. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.
14|5|13|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Gryphon||18:00:30|06/23/2015|%3EOver here%2C we had Dennis Skinner%2C aka. The Beast Of Bolsover%2C who said %0D%0A%3E%22half the Tory party members are crooks%22%2C and%2C upon being told to %0D%0A%3Ewithdraw such a spurious allegation%2C said %22Okay%2C half the Tory party %0D%0A%3Emembers aren%27t crooks%22.%0D%0A%0D%0AI can%27t remember who it was%2C now%2C but I remember reading once about a British politician who remarked%2C %22There are a great many shining wits in Parliament%2C as I believe %5Blink%3Aen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FWilliam_Archibald_Spooner%7Cthe Reverend Spooner%5D would have put it.%22  That%27s been my benchmark for higher-brow political OH SNAP ever since I read it.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
15|6|14|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|The Traitor||18:16:47|06/23/2015|I... can%27t find a source for that one. Not that I doubt you%2C or the pitch-perfect brutality of the put-down%2C but you%27d expect a quote like that to show up after a bit of digging. Which is a bit odd. My Google-fu%27s normally a little bit better than this. %3DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5DThough I did find a story about a TV presenter talking about a %22hypodeemic nerdle%22%2C which sort of made up for it.%5B%2Fsmall%5D
16|7|15|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Gryphon||18:45:02|06/23/2015|%3EI... can%27t find a source for that one. Not that I doubt you%2C or the %0D%0A%3Epitch-perfect brutality of the put-down%2C but you%27d expect a quote like %0D%0A%3Ethat to show up after a bit of digging.%0D%0A%0D%0AOh%2C it%27s entirely possible that either the article I read was apocryphal%2C or my memory is completely making it up.  It was years ago if it happened at all%2C and human memory has no basis in physical reality.  All we can really say for sure is that we feel like it happened%2C which is scientifically meaningless. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
17|8|16|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|The Traitor||20:16:01|06/23/2015|Well%2C that got a bit metaphysical. I approve. Cater to my desire to feel smart some more%2C Gryphon. Be my dancing monkey in a professor outfit. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AYou can%27t unimagine it now.%0D%0A%0D%0ABut seriously though%2C it%27s probably apocryphal%2C since the closest thing I could find was references to it from a nameless Californian radio DJ and a Jasper Carrot routine in which his mother called him it. But hey%2C that doesn%27t make it not a great line. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5DPurchase your Professor Outfit Dancing Monkey now and get free Mortar Board Cymbals for it to clash together as it insidiously enters every hideous moment of your nightmare-riven sleep. Terms and conditions apply. Offer void in any state or territory containing the letter V.%5B%2Fsmall%5D
2|1|0|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|ebony14||11:16:28|06/22/2015|I was amused by the %22Why Is This Still a Thing%3F%22 about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.%0D%0A%0D%0AEbony the Black Dragon%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Life is like an anole. Sometimes it%27s green. Sometimes it%27s brown. But it%27s always a small Caribbean lizard.%22
4|2|2|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Gryphon||12:32:42|06/22/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-22-15 AT 12:33 PM (EDT)]%3EI was amused by the %22Why Is This Still a Thing%3F%22 about the Sports %0D%0A%3EIllustrated Swimsuit Issue. %0D%0A%0D%0AI love Why Is This Still a Thing%3F%2C but my favorite one so far is %22Columbus Day%22%2C for personal reasons.  My right-wing mother gets riled up easily by things like pointing out what an overhyped shitheel Columbus was %28and mythic-American-history debunking in general%29%2C and that segment is like it was tailor-made to taunt her. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%28Also the Ayn Rand one%2C but I haven%27t gone there because I don%27t even want to start that shit with her. Just to give you a taste of what a treat it is to discuss such matters with Mom%2C she would agree with Rand in the clip where she dismisses Native American grievances on the grounds that they didn%27t have a real civilization before white folks came%2C anyway.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
7|3|4|||||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Wiregeek||22:12:46|06/22/2015|%0D%0A%3E%28Also the Ayn Rand one%2C but I haven%27t gone there because I don%27t even %0D%0A%3E Just to give you a taste of what a treat it is to discuss such matters with%0D%0A%3E Mom%2C she would agree with Rand in the clip where she dismisses Native %0D%0A%3E American grievances on the grounds that they didn%27t have a real civilization %0D%0A%3E before white folks came%2C anyway.%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AWhile I%27ve certainly never gone that far%2C I do get tired of the %27noble savage%27 line shoved down my throat throughout school - %22The Indians%22 were a whole mess of different groups and divisions and different ways%2C and they were - ha%21 - as Quitayne as they come%2C to steal an Eyrie line from ancient history %28and probably misspell it%29
8|4|7|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Gryphon||22:20:06|06/22/2015|%3Eand they were - ha%21 - as Quitayne as they come%2C to steal an %0D%0A%3EEyrie line from ancient history %28and probably misspell it%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AIt isn%27t a proper noun%2C but apart from that%2C I believe you have it right.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
6|1|0|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Gryphon||21:43:09|06/22/2015|New yesterday%3A %5Blink%3Awww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPuNIwYsz7PI%7C%22The Internet%3A A Dark Carnival of Humanity%27s Most Wretched Impulses%22%5D%2C which - like much of Oliver%27s best work%2C I have to concede - I feel kind of bad about finding as funny as it is.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%221%22%5D%22OK. OK. OK. I%27m now pretty sure that %27kayaking buddies%27 is a euphemism.%22%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
9|2|6|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|ebony14||14:30:47|06/23/2015|An excellent summary of the situation%2C concise%2C informative%2C and entertaining. Unfortunately%2C because of it%2C I shall now and ever after think of John Oliver as a puffin. Possibly with spider hands.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AEbony the Black Dragon%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Life is like an anole. Sometimes it%27s green. Sometimes it%27s brown. But it%27s always a small Caribbean lizard.%22
10|3|9|||1||RE%3A here is a hole I%27ve fallen down|Gryphon||14:39:01|06/23/2015|%3EAn excellent summary of the situation%2C concise%2C informative%2C and %0D%0A%3Eentertaining. Unfortunately%2C because of it%2C I shall now and ever after %0D%0A%3Ethink of John Oliver as a puffin. Possibly with spider hands. %0D%0A%0D%0A%22... Which is %5Bi%5Dridiculous%5B%2Fi%5D%2C because OH GOD%21 GET THEM OFF ME%21%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D