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0|0|0|||1||Self-Promotion%3A My Harry Potter Fanfic|Offsides||13:53:41|10/22/2015|While it%27s not a large part of the UF continuity%2C Harry Potter has made his way into the corpus%2C so I figure there must be at least a few HP fans here.  Not that it implies that they read HP fanfic%2C but whatever %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27ve been posting my first multi-chapter HP fanfic over on FFN%2C entitled %22Long Live the Queen%22%2C with chapters posting every Friday.  I suppose it%27s sort of a serial experiment%2C except that I have a pre-defined end-point and didn%27t start posting until I already had a sizable buffer%2C which I%27ve so far managed to keep up %2Acrosses fingers%2A.%0D%0A%0D%0AThe summary brief is this%3A %22With Harry Potter%27s hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming%2C and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn%27t commit and was never tried for%2C Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help with unexpected results.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AAnyway%2C if anyone is interested%2C chapter 1 is %5Blink%3Awww.fanfiction.net%2Fs%2F11500936%2F1%2FLong-Live-The-Queen%7Chere%5D.  I don%27t have any sort of discussion forum for it at the moment%2C but feel free to PM me %28here or there%2C whichever%29 or leave a review if you want to comment on it.%0D%0A%0D%0AWe now return you to your regularly scheduled EPU content.%0D%0A%0D%0AOffsides%0D%0A%0D%0A%26%2391%3B...%26%2393%3B in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.%0D%0A    -- David Ben Gurion%0D%0AEPU RCW %23%26pi%3B%0D%0A%23include %3Cstdsig.h%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A
1|1|0|||1||RE%3A Self-Promotion%3A My Harry Potter Fanfic|MoonEyes||18:45:18|10/22/2015|Too late%21 Already waiting for chapter 7. So%2C stop posting here and get back to writing%21%0D%0A...%21%0D%0AGott%27s Leetle Feesh in Trousers%21
2|1|0|||1||RE%3A Self-Promotion%3A My Harry Potter Fanfic|The Traitor||05:49:59|10/25/2015|The plot%27s predicated on things that don%27t exist%2C Sirius never called Harry %22pup%22%2C the Magna Carta has about as much relevance to mid-90s British law as it does to the development of Tanzanian Maasai-language hip hop%2C and there are unintentionally hilarious typos%2C of which %22Remus%27s arrival as dinner%22 is my particular favourite. Oh%2C and the Molly-bashing gets old %5Bi%5Dreally%5B%2Fi%5D fast.%0D%0A%0D%0AOther than that it%27s fine. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.
3|2|2|||||RE%3A Self-Promotion%3A My Harry Potter Fanfic|TheOtherSean||12:40:01|10/25/2015|%3EThe plot%27s predicated on things that don%27t exist%2C %0D%0A%0D%0AA plot predicated upon things that don%27t exist - in a fantasy novel%21  Oh%2C the horror%21  %0D%0A%0D%0AWhat%27s next%2C an attack on %22The Hobbit%22 because it has hobbits%2C dwarves%2C elves%2C and dragons%3F
4|2|2|||1||RE%3A Self-Promotion%3A My Harry Potter Fanfic|MoonEyes||13:37:32|10/25/2015|The plot is predicated on things that doesn%27t exist...ok%2C so%2C why are you on a page that contains fanfiction predicated on things that doesn%27t exist%3F%0D%0ASirius clearly called Harry %22pup%22%2C as the story shows.%0D%0AThe Magna Carta would have a LOT of relevance to law as pertaining to the Wizarding world...or did you somehow miss that this is a Harry Potter fanfic%3F%0D%0A%0D%0ASeriously%2C if you%27re going to bash it%2C at least do so with some measure of wit. Because this is just a sad attempt att faultfinding.%0D%0A%0D%0A...%21%0D%0AGott%27s Leetle Feesh in Trousers%21
5|3|4|||1||RE%3A Self-Promotion%3A My Harry Potter Fanfic|The Traitor||15:04:05|10/25/2015|Okay%2C let me break this down in more detail.%0D%0A%0D%0A%231%3A Your plot%2C as it stands%2C hinges on the idea of magical Britain being bound by a Wizard%27s Charter. There is no Wizard%27s Charter ever mentioned in any of the Harry Potter novels%3B the closest I can find is the Wizengamot Charter of Rights mentioned in OotP. Your plot also says that this Wizard%27s Charter obliges the magical community to uphold the British Constitution. The UK doesn%27t have a written Constitution to uphold.%0D%0A%0D%0A%232%3A Again%2C Sirius never called Harry %22pup%22 %5Bi%5Din the books%5B%2Fi%5D%2C at least as far as I can tell. If memory serves%2C he occasionally addresses Harry as Prongslet%2C but I can%27t remember off the top of my head.%0D%0A%0D%0A%233%3A The Magna Carta is an 800-year-old document that had been entirely superseded even by the dates you set for your Wizard%27s Charter. If you%27re having Harry entreat the Queen for assistance%2C you%27ve got to do it with reference to modern law%2C rather than something so ancient it%27s basically written in a different language.%0D%0A%0D%0AI trust this expresses my issues more clearly and with some measure of wit. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.
6|4|5|||1||RE%3A Self-Promotion%3A My Harry Potter Fanfic|MoonEyes||18:08:40|10/25/2015|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Oct-25-15 AT 06:09 PM (EDT)]You seem to be of the mistaken belief that I%27m the author. I%27m not.%0D%0A%0D%0A%3E%232%3A Again%2C Sirius never called Harry %22pup%22 %5Bi%5Din the books%5B%2Fi%5D%2C at %0D%0A%3Eleast as far as I can tell. %0D%0A%0D%0AYou put the emphasis in the wron place. %22%5Bi%5Dfar as I can tell%5B%2Fi%5D%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%3E%231 %26 %233%3A %0D%0A%0D%0AThe wizarding world has been separated from the general world for HOW long%3F Nearly-Headless Nick was%2C almost%2C beheaded for witchcraft in the 1400-1500s%2C the International Secrecy statute was enacted even before the witch trials.%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0ABeyond all this%2C which part of %27fanfiction%27 is it you have a problem with comprehending%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A...%21%0D%0AGott%27s Leetle Feesh in Trousers%21
7|5|6|||1||RE%3A Self-Promotion%3A My Harry Potter Fanfic|Gryphon||18:44:40|10/25/2015|Kids.  Really%3F  Do you also argue on the Kenmore forums about the specifications of various Maytag appliances%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D