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0|0|0|||1||Goat Simulator|Gryphon||03:01:30|03/22/2016|This is without question the dumbest%2C most pointless%2C most sloppily coded%2C most utterly ridiculous game I have played in many years%3B possibly ever.  It is idiotic to an extent previously only theoretical.%0D%0A%0D%0AI recommend it unreservedly.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
1|1|0|||||RE%3A Goat Simulator|Meridias||18:50:41|03/23/2016|For an added layer of hilarity%2C I highly recommend watching the Renegade For Life%3A Goat Simulator video on youtube. It%27s by TeamFourStar%2C specifically the guy who does the voice of Vegeta and Mr. Popo in their DBZ Abridged series.
5|2|1|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|Gryphon||13:38:48|03/24/2016|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Mar-24-16 AT 01:39 PM (EDT)]%3EFor an added layer of hilarity%2C I highly recommend watching the %0D%0A%3ERenegade For Life%3A Goat Simulator video on youtube. It%27s by %0D%0A%3ETeamFourStar%2C specifically the guy who does the voice of Vegeta and %0D%0A%3EMr. Popo in their DBZ Abridged series. %0D%0A%0D%0AI first encountered it in %5Blink%3Awww.youtube.com%2Fplaylist%3Flist%3DPL3XZNMGhpynPtPZgD563hDDIF1Z1RmDmo%7Ca series of videos%5D by a couple of the Yogscast crew%2C a YouTuber organization I discovered when searching at random the other week for videos of people playing the original %5Bi%5DUFO%5B%2Fi%5D.  %28I wasn%27t really expecting to %5Blink%3Awww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DP_VrpVKbaeM%7Cfind one%5D%2C but hey.  The Internet.%29%0D%0A%0D%0AThey also seem to spend a lot of time playing %5Bi%5DMinecraft%5B%2Fi%5D%2C which I have been mindlessly watching while dealing with some minor but distracting health problems this week.  I%27ve never played %5Bi%5DMinecraft%5B%2Fi%5D%2C but it appears to be basically the stupidly complicated yet aesthetically minimalist crafting system from every MMO%2C if MMOs had existed for the Nintendo Entertainment System and without most of the rest of the game attached%2C which I suspect would be fairly meditative and restful.  At any rate%2C I%27m enjoying watching these guys %5Bs%5Daimlessly fuck around%5B%2Fs%5D play%2C even if I%27m only getting about half of the jokes.  In %5Blink%3Awww.youtube.com%2Fplaylist%3Flist%3DPL3XZNMGhpynMm0Ywj-rupAKwRryWzEQy-the series I%27m currently watching%5D%2C they%27re ostensibly trying to develop a sort of %5Bi%5DMinecraft%5B%2Fi%5D Apollo program%2C but really just seem to fall down holes%2C get attacked by cubist zombies%2C and argue a lot in increasingly-high-pitched voices.  I%27m not sure I%27d recommend it for everyone%2C but I%27m finding it curiously good times. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
8|3|5|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|The Traitor||05:32:00|03/25/2016|Minecraft is basically Lego you can%27t tread on%2C which I think makes it the greatest gift to humanity since fire and the wheel. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.
2|1|0|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|Matrix Dragon||09:00:19|03/24/2016|... Been a while since I headbutted a gas tank.%0D%0A%0D%0A%2AGoes and loads up the game again.%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AMatrix Dragon%2C J. Random Nutter
6|2|2|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|SpottedKitty||01:28:17|03/25/2016|%22Tall goat%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%3Csnrk%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0AUnable to save the day%3A File is read-only.
7|3|6|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|Gryphon||01:47:00|03/25/2016|%3E%22Tall goat%21%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%3Csnrk%3E %0D%0A%0D%0ASimon and Lewis%27s reactions to the Tall Goat are epic.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Um.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Wow%21  Sure%2C yeah%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22I d%E2%80%94%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Is that%E2%80%94%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22I don%27t th%E2%80%94uhh... %22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22That%27s the tall goat%2C right%3F  %5Bi%5DWow.%5B%2Fi%5D%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22... I guess it %5Bi%5Dis%5B%2Fi%5D a tall goat.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%28Other available specialized goats include the Classy Goat%2C the Feather Goat%2C and the Old Goat%2C none of which are%2C technically speaking%2C goats.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
9|4|7|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|Matrix Dragon||06:42:16|03/25/2016|%3E%28Other available specialized goats include the Classy Goat%2C the %0D%0A%3EFeather Goat%2C and the Old Goat%2C none of which are%2C technically %0D%0A%3Espeaking%2C goats.%29 %0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bi%5DGoat Simulator%3A The MMO%5B%2Fi%5D also has Microwave as a playable Goat.%0D%0A%0D%0AMatrix Dragon%2C J. Random Nutter
10|4|7|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|SpottedKitty||22:23:51|03/25/2016|I%27m trying to decide whether the Source of Ultimate Becrogglement is their reaction to successfully entering the Goat Palace%2C or jumping on to the hang-glider...%0D%0A%0D%0A-- %0D%0AUnable to save the day%3A File is read-only.
11|5|10|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|Gryphon||22:49:44|03/25/2016|%3EI%27m trying to decide whether the Source of Ultimate Becrogglement is %0D%0A%3Etheir reaction to successfully entering the Goat Palace%2C or jumping on %0D%0A%3Eto the hang-glider... %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Oh %5Bi%5Dsure%5B%2Fi%5D%2C and Lewis was all %5Bi%5Djust press Escape%21%5B%2Fi%5D%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
3|1|0|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|Offsides||10:39:23|03/24/2016|I can%27t believe I have to ask this%2C but which Goat Simulator are you talking about%3F There%27s at least 8-10 of them in the Google Play Store...%0D%0A%0D%0AOffsides%0D%0A%0D%0A%26%2391%3B...%26%2393%3B in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.%0D%0A    -- David Ben Gurion%0D%0AEPU RCW %23%26pi%3B%0D%0A%23include %3Cstdsig.h%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A
4|2|3|||1||RE%3A Goat Simulator|Gryphon||13:24:42|03/24/2016|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Mar-24-16 AT 01:26 PM (EDT)]%3EI can%27t believe I have to ask this%2C but which Goat Simulator are you %0D%0A%3Etalking about%3F There%27s at least 8-10 of them in the Google Play %0D%0A%3EStore... %0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AThe one for PC on Steam.  I haven%27t played the Android version%2C but I believe in that instance the one you want is %5Blink%3Aplay.google.com%2Fstore%2Fapps%2Fdetails%3Fid%3Dcom.coffeestainstudios.goatsimulator%26hl%3Den%7Cthe original by Coffee Stain Studios%5D.  The others are either other-brand knockoffs %28of a game that is already of knockoff quality%29 %3A%2C or expansions by CSS %28%5Bi%5DGoat Simulator MMO Simulator%5B%2Fi%5D and %5Bi%5DGoat Simulator%3A GoatZ%5B%2Fi%5D%29 that were DLCs for the PC game%2C but seem to be separate titles on Android for whatever reason.  %5Bi%5DMMO Simulator%5B%2Fi%5D is funny and %5Bi%5DGoatZ%5B%2Fi%5D is an amusing parody of zombie apocalypse games%2C but neither one is important to the core %5Bi%5DGoat Sim%5B%2Fi%5D experience%2C as it were. %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D