17||0|816|0|yes
0|0|0|||||What dictator are you%3F|Blob||07:34:47|04/05/2002|Well%2C if you don%27t know then take the test. %5E_%5E http%3A%2F%2Fwww.poisonedminds.com%2Ftests%2Fdic%2F%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m Fidel Castro%21 %5E_%5E%3B%0D%0A%0D%0A%22By dictator standards%2C you%27re not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3%2C but the treatment of your people is moderate. You%27re a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out%2C so your people tolerate you. However%2C you%27re ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star%3F but hay%2C it%27s a start%21%B2%0D%0A%0D%0A
1|1|0|||||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Rod_H||09:50:12|04/05/2002|%3EWell%2C if you don%27t know then take the test. %5E_%5E %0D%0A%3Ehttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.poisonedminds.com%2Ftests%2Fdic%2F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0AGah%21 For cryin%27 out loud. I%27m Tony Blair %0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bpre%5DAs dictators go%2C you%27re kind of pathetic%21 Instead of military %0D%0Acoup or systematic persecution to get power%2C you just happen to be%0D%0Athe head of the only party in the UK that isn%27t totally worthless%21 %0D%0AWhile not very impressive it is none the less effective%21 You can do %0D%0Awhatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out %0D%0Aof office%21 People know that the only alternative would have them %0D%0Aeating their children if they ever got back into power%21 However%2C %0D%0Ayou still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first%0D%0Aelected into power... News flash for you%3A You%27re not%21%5B%2Fpre%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--Rod.H%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22I suppose that%27s better than being John Howard.%22%5B%2Fi%5D
2|2|1|||||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Blob||10:00:30|04/05/2002|%3E%5Bi%5D%22I suppose that%27s better than being John Howard.%22%5B%2Fi%5D %0D%0A%0D%0AIt is certainly better than being Bush.%0D%0A
3|3|2|||||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Rod_H||10:27:53|04/05/2002|%3E%3E%5Bi%5D%22I suppose that%27s better than being John Howard.%22%5B%2Fi%5D %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EIt is certainly better than being Bush. %0D%0A%0D%0ATrue%2C all too true.  I%27d rather be a Civil Servant than a polie in some countries.%0D%0A%0D%0A--Rod.H%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22A Sir Humphrey Appleby style Civil Servant.%22%5B%2Fi%5D
6|2|1|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|BobSchroeck||13:17:32|04/05/2002|%3EGah%21 For cryin%27 out loud. I%27m Tony Blair %0D%0A%0D%0AMe%2C too%2C apparently.  I seem to be too laid back to be a proper psychotically-ranting dictator.  %0D%0A%0D%0A-- Bob%0D%0A%28Proud member of the Legion of Rabid Crack Weasels%29%0D%0A-------------------%0D%0A%5Bb%5DKosh%3A%5B%2Fb%5D%A0    %22Who are you%3F%22%0D%0A%5Bb%5DMorden%3A%5B%2Fb%5D  %22What do you want%3F%22%0D%0A%5Bb%5DIvanova%3A%5B%2Fb%5D %22I%27ll be in the car.%22
17|3|6|||||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|WengFook||04:40:57|04/07/2002|%3E%3EGah%21 For cryin%27 out loud. I%27m Tony Blair %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EMe%2C too%2C apparently.  I seem to be too laid back to be a proper %0D%0A%3Epsychotically-ranting dictator. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0Ame three.....but then im not dictator material anyway....
13|2|1|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Matrix Dragon||20:55:49|04/05/2002|%3E--Rod.H %0D%0A%3E%5Bi%5D%22I suppose that%27s better than being John Howard.%22%5B%2Fi%5D %0D%0A%0D%0AThe horror%2C the horror%21 Anyway...%0D%0A%0D%0AHey%2C I%27m Hussein. Sweet%21 He%27s my favorite dictator. Who else makes the Americans look stupid on a constant basis %28Besides Bush that is%29%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A- Matrix Dragon%2C RCW %23123%0D%0A%22Taken at face value%2C we were clearly mad. Actually%2C I believe we%27re clearly mad most of the rest of the time%2C so go fething figure.%22 -Colm Corbec%2C at Hagia %28Gaunt%27s Ghosts%2C Honour Guard%29
4|1|0|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Silverex||10:54:50|04/05/2002|Well... I guess I am Joseph Stalin.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bpre%5DWell done comrade%21 You%27re one of the big boys%21 When you%27re not %0D%0Aholding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society%2C%0D%0Ayou%27re busy living the high-life while millions starve%2C freeze or get%0D%0Aworked to death%21 You zany person you%21 %5B%2Fpre%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AI don%27t honestly know to much about him...%0D%0A%0D%0AHe was one of those not so fun poeple in charge of the USSR way back when.%0D%0A%0D%0A---- %0D%0AI%27m zany... Heh.%0D%0A%0D%0AThe Lurking %5Bb%5DInvisble%5B%2Fb%5D Rabid Crack Weasel.... %0D%0A---- %0D%0A%5Bi%5DOr at least I was...%5B%2Fi%5D 
5|2|4|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Silverex||11:26:39|04/05/2002|Hmmm... found an interesting link of Mr. Stalin...%0D%0A%0D%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.marxists.org%2Freference%2Farchive%2Fstalin%2F%0D%0A%0D%0AI am now more informed. Life is good.%0D%0A%0D%0A---- %0D%0AI am one with the light bulb.%0D%0A%0D%0AThe Lurking %5Bb%5DInvisble%5B%2Fb%5D Rabid Crack Weasel.... %0D%0A---- %0D%0A%5Bi%5DOr at least I was...%5B%2Fi%5D 
7|1|0|||||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Star Ranger4||14:54:03|04/05/2002|%3EWell%2C if you don%27t know then take the test. %5E_%5E %0D%0A%3Ehttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.poisonedminds.com%2Ftests%2Fdic%2F %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EI%27m Fidel Castro%21 %5E_%5E%3B %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22By dictator standards%2C you%27re not that bad. Sure you almost started %0D%0A%3Eworld war 3%2C but the treatment of your people is moderate. You%27re a %0D%0A%3Esaint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out%2C so your %0D%0A%3Epeople tolerate you. However%2C you%27re ability to stand up to America %0D%0A%3Ehas made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star%3F %0D%0A%3Ebut hay%2C it%27s a start%21%B2 %0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m Sadamn Husein O_o%3B%0D%0A%0D%0A %0D%0AYou managed to piss off western countries by%0D%0Akilling innocent people to get you%27re hands on oil%0D%0Afields that don%27t belong to you%21 That%27s THEIR job%2C%0D%0Aso a task force was sent to kick you up the%0D%0Abackside. They succeeded%2C but you managed to%0D%0Amake them look stupid when it was reviled that%0D%0Athe American armed forces had somehow shot%0D%0Adown four times as many missiles then you%0D%0Aactually owned%2C and the UK was selling you guns%0D%0Aand weapon parts while at war to use against%0D%0Athem%21 So %22daddy%27s little boy%22 is after you now.%0D%0AConsidering what happened the last time%2C I bet%0D%0Ayou%27re SO scared%21
12|2|7|||||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|drakensisthered||18:15:02|04/05/2002|%3EI%27m Sadamn Husein O_o%3B %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EYou managed to piss off western countries by %0D%0A%3Ekilling innocent people to get you%27re hands on oil %0D%0A%3Efields that don%27t belong to you%21 That%27s THEIR job%2C %0D%0A%3Eso a task force was sent to kick you up the %0D%0A%3Ebackside. They succeeded%2C but you managed to %0D%0A%3Emake them look stupid when it was reviled that %0D%0A%3Ethe American armed forces had somehow shot %0D%0A%3Edown four times as many missiles then you %0D%0A%3Eactually owned%2C and the UK was selling you guns %0D%0A%3Eand weapon parts while at war to use against %0D%0A%3Ethem%21 So %22daddy%27s little boy%22 is after you now. %0D%0A%3EConsidering what happened the last time%2C I bet %0D%0A%3Eyou%27re SO scared%21 %0D%0A%0D%0AYeah same here. Given that the US Army kiled more British than the Iraqi%27s did back in %2791%2C I regard it as a mild insult. Oh well%2C it%27s not like I%27d waste my strictly rationed mental energy on becoming or remaining a dictator... what precisely would it give me that I don%27t have and I do want%3F
8|1|0|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Xervis||15:47:39|04/05/2002|I%27m slobodan milsevic%2C whoever the HELL that is.%0D%0A%0D%0ASadly%2C you%27re not one of the smarter dictators%21 After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered%2C instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn%27t be traced back to you%2C you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find%21 Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you%27re conducting your own defence%21 Face it%21 You%27re f%2A%2Aked%21 %0D%0A%0D%0Aon my 2nd try I got so-damned-insane.%0D%0A%0D%0AYou managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you%27re hands on oil fields that don%27t belong to you%21 That%27s THEIR job%2C so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded%2C but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned%2C and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them%21 So %22daddy%27s little boy%22 is after you now. Considering what happened the last time%2C I bet you%27re SO scared%21 %0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0Agood GOD%2C I am loving this thing%21%21%21 WOO-HOOO%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AIf Death Is Only The %0D%0ABegining%2C Then %0D%0AWhat Is The End%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AZack
9|2|8|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Xervis||15:57:36|04/05/2002|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Apr-05-02 AT 03:59 PM (EST)]yes%2C I%27ve done it%21%21 I%27m a retard AKA%3A George W. Bush%21%21%21%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Wait%2C I%27m not a dictator%21%22 you cry%21 Well lets look at the check list%3A Unelected%3F Check%21 Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity%3F Check%21 Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you%3F Check%21 Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want%3F Check%21 Do anything to get your hands on oil%3F Check%21 Inhumane treatment of prisoners%3F Check%21 Face it%2C you%27re a dictator%2C and no amount of gloss will hide that fact%85 or the fact you%27re a borderline retard who looks like a monkey.%0D%0A%0D%0AI also got Hitler%3A%0D%0A%0D%0ACongratulations%21 You are the most evil man of all time%21 Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen%2C you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you%27re a short%2C dark Austrian yourself%21 Well done you spiteful little shit%21 %0D%0A%0D%0Achairman Mao%3A%0D%0A%0D%0AYou are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you%27re devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs%21 %0D%0AI%27ll try for more.%0D%0A%0D%0AIf Death Is Only The %0D%0ABegining%2C Then %0D%0AWhat Is The End%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AZack
10|2|8|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Neophyte||16:12:39|04/05/2002|%3EI%27m slobodan milsevic%2C whoever the HELL that is. %0D%0A%0D%0ADictator of Yugoslavia%2C recently %28sometime in the last five years%29 deposed by NATO action.%0D%0A%5Btable border%3D%220%22 cellspacing%3D%220%22 cellpadding%3D%220%22%5D%0D%0A%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fweasels.ronin-research.org%2Fneophyte.gif%5B%2Ftd%5D%0D%0A%5Btd%5D%5Btt%5D%5Bb%5DY. Michael Chang%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0AMechanical Engineering major%2C Berkeley%2C CA%0D%0ARabid Crack Weasel%23 1101%0D%0A%5B%2Ftt%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5Btr%5D%5Btd colspan%3D%222%22%5D%5Bhr size%3D%221%22 noshade%5D%5B%2Ftd%5D%5B%2Ftr%5D%5B%2Ftable%5D%5B%2Fp%5D%0D%0A
11|3|10|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|zojojojo||16:14:41|04/05/2002|%3E%3EI%27m slobodan milsevic%2C whoever the HELL that is. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EDictator of Yugoslavia%2C recently %28sometime in the last five years%29 %0D%0A%3Edeposed by NATO action. %0D%0A%0D%0AAnd on trial for war crimes...%0D%0A%0D%0A-Z %5Bi%5D%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0ARabid Crack Turtle 3.14159%0D%0A---%0D%0AWelcome to Hell. Here%27s your accordion.
14|3|10|||||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|DekaPlus||22:27:14|04/05/2002|%3E%3EI%27m slobodan milsevic%2C whoever the HELL that is. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EDictator of Yugoslavia%2C recently %28sometime in the last five years%29 %0D%0A%3Edeposed by NATO action. %0D%0A%0D%0AYes... and no.%0D%0A%0D%0ALocation is correct%2C although he wasn%92t ousted from presidency by NATO intervention %28I%92d hazard an educated guess that it only %5Bi%5Dprolonged%5B%2Fi%5D his rule%2C and anyway it ended in June 1999%29 but after an open revolt of people on Oct. 5%2C 2000 because of meddling %28to put it nicely%29 with results of presidential elections held some two weeks prior to that.%0D%0A%0D%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.beograd.org.yu%2Fenglish%2Fupoznaj%2Fistorija%2F5oktobar%2Findex.htm%0D%0A%0D%0ASorry if this was way off-topic.%0D%0A%0D%0A-----DekaPlus%0D%0A
16|2|8|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Griever||08:14:09|04/06/2002|%3EI%27m slobodan milsevic%2C %0D%0A%0D%0AYou and me both. Sad little people we ... %0D%0Adamn%2C I was _hoping_ for Stalin at least ...%0D%0A%0D%0A    -Griever %0D%0ARCW XIII ... no the _other_ thirteen.%0D%0A%27Back%2C he spurred like a madman%2C shrieking a curse to the sky%2C%0D%0AWith the white road smoking behind him%2C and his rapier brandished high%21%27
15|1|0|||1||RE%3A What dictator are you%3F|Pangaro||23:01:27|04/05/2002|I%27ve been trying to get as many results as posible%2C but I haven%27t found any Argentinian dictator%2C haven%27t found any other spanish-speaking dictator either%2C and trust me%2C there have been plenty. The only problem is that they weren%27t vey remarkable.%0D%0A%0D%0APangaro%2C %5BI%5DAh%2C well at least I got to be Mao...%5B%2FI%5D%0D%0ARelaxed Marijuana Weasel %2322%0D%0APaying attention to the wrong part of the speech since 1986