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0|0|0|||1||Positive CoVID-19 Test.|The Traitor||11:55:06|08/19/2021|As above. Think it was brought into the house when my partner went to a hospital appointment. Tested twice in succession with two lateral flow tests%2C both positive. PCR test arrives tomorrow.%0D%0A%0D%0AHey%2C Ben%2C you might finally be rid of me at last%21 Haha. ha. ha.%0D%0A%0D%0Afuck i%27m scared.%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.
1|1|0|||||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|Zemyla||19:42:20|08/19/2021|Are you vaccinated%3F
5|2|1|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|The Traitor||07:37:48|08/20/2021|Not completely. Had my first jab in June%2C haven%27t had the second yet. Because I%27m young and my disabilities don%27t put me at risk%2C I was right at the back of the queue. Rightly so%2C of course%2C but it%27s a bit irritating %5Bi%5Dnow%5B%2Fi%5D. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.
2|1|0|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|Peter Eng||21:08:34|08/19/2021|%3EAs above. Think it was brought into the house when my partner went to %0D%0A%3Ea hospital appointment. Tested twice in succession with two lateral %0D%0A%3Eflow tests%2C both positive. PCR test arrives tomorrow. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EHey%2C Ben%2C you might finally be rid of me at last%21 Haha. ha. ha. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3Efuck i%27m scared. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0ABest of fortune to you.  And remember to keep in mind the courage and will of the people of Trbznsc Hospital%2C who helped bring Transbelvia through these troubled times.  %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AInsert humorous comment here.
6|2|2|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|The Traitor||07:44:00|08/20/2021|Thanks Peter. I will remember the Transbelvian mass vaccination initiative%2C which involved medtechs roaming the countryside armed with hastily-converted tranquiliser guns. It was the lowest month of crime on record. Everyone was vaccinated. And also quite sleepy.%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.
3|1|0|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|Gryphon||21:53:22|08/19/2021|Well%2C shit. I hope it%27s mild for you. %3A%2F%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited  http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D
7|2|3|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|The Traitor||07:46:08|08/20/2021|Thanks Gryph. It%27s... pretty mild so far%2C mostly just wheezing like a broken accordion and having weird temperature fluctuations. It%27s not gone full Deadly Virus yet%2C but I%27m still nervous.%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.
4|1|0|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|Mephron||22:08:57|08/19/2021|%3EAs above. Think it was brought into the house when my partner went to %0D%0A%3Ea hospital appointment. Tested twice in succession with two lateral %0D%0A%3Eflow tests%2C both positive. PCR test arrives tomorrow. %0D%0A%0D%0AThat sucks and I blame the hospital.%0D%0A%0D%0A%3EHey%2C Ben%2C you might finally be rid of me at last%21 Haha. ha. ha. %0D%0A%0D%0ABut then who would come up with some of the delightfully deranged ideas you%E2%80%99ve brought to the table%3F %28Admittedly%2C some in the same manner of a cat who found a mouse and brings it to the armchair in the living room.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%3Efuck i%27m scared. %0D%0A%0D%0AJust relax and binge on something on tv.%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AJen Dantes - Darth Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Dark Lady of Sith Tech Support.%0D%0A%22And Remember%21  Google is your Friend%21%21%22
8|2|4|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|The Traitor||07:53:29|08/20/2021|I can%27t really blame the hospital. It%27s done its best to deal with the mass influx of patients and Thanet%27s been pretty badly hit - and our hospital%27s the only one in the area. Also%2C not gonna lie%2C I always expect to come back with something unpleasant and greenish if I go to a building full of sick people. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AY%27know%2C cats do that because they%27re colony creatures and they never see you hunt%2C so it%27s a combination of %22here I am Supporting You%22 and %22see you big stupid giant this is how you do it%22. Mine don%27t because they%27re all indoor cats and also geriatric%2C but yeah. %28My partner and I do palliative end-of-life fostering for elderly cats%29%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27ll try to relax. I%27m currently wandering blearily through My Hero Academia%2C which... honestly I think everyone from there would slot right into the UF-verse as an offshoot of the Xavier Academy. Especially Tsuyu. Her power is Frog. She is awesome.%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.
9|3|8|||||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|Zemyla||00:00:34|08/21/2021|%3EI%27ll try to relax. I%27m currently wandering blearily through My Hero %0D%0A%3EAcademia%2C which... honestly I think everyone from there would slot %0D%0A%3Eright into the UF-verse as an offshoot of the Xavier Academy. %0D%0A%3EEspecially Tsuyu. Her power is Frog. She is awesome. %0D%0A%0D%0AEveryone except Mineta. I may not have seen MHA%2C but I know about the grape haired asshole who is inexplicably the author%27s favorite. Not even Eyrie magic could salvage him%2C I think.
10|4|9|||||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|Terminus Est||19:22:07|08/21/2021|He%27d be the random mook that gets flattened when someone inevitably kicks the door down%2C and is never seen again.%0D%0A%0D%0AAs for you%2C Traitor%2C hang in there.  I have faith in you - you%27re tougher than this bug.
12|4|9|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|The Traitor||04:48:06|08/22/2021|I said they%27d all slot in. Never said they%27d all be heroes - Bakugo%2C for instance%2C would need a whole Eyrie Arc to make him even slightly tolerable IMO. I agree though%2C Mineta would last about five seconds before Laura Kinney turned him into a bucket of wet mince.%0D%0A%0D%0AIt%27s a shame%2C because %22perpetually leering pervert%22 is his entire character%2C but his appearance and powers are the kind of things I normally quite like. I have a fondness for people with crap powers using them creatively%2C especially when the people doing so are weird little goblins. But no%2C we%27ve got to make him the human equivalent of cheap motel sheets under a blacklight. %5Bi%5DJoy%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5DMina%2C on the other hand%2C is wholesome and delightful and blasts acid from her hands. All the girls are a joy to be around%2C actually%2C but Mina in particular is just so much fun.%5B%2Fsmall%5D
11|3|8|||||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|BlackAeronaut||04:23:24|08/22/2021|%3EI%27ll try to relax. I%27m currently wandering blearily through My Hero %0D%0A%3EAcademia%2C which... honestly I think everyone from there would slot %0D%0A%3Eright into the UF-verse as an offshoot of the Xavier Academy. %0D%0A%3EEspecially Tsuyu. Her power is Frog. She is awesome. %0D%0A%0D%0AI have this peculiar head-cannon that Tsuyu is somehow the child of Kermit the Frog%2C and rather than get into showbiz%2C she decided she wanted to fight crime.  She just has that same kind of odd combination of %22wholesome%2C yet frank and longsuffering%22 that Kermit has going on for him.%0D%0A%0D%0AOf course%2C on the other hand%2C there have been those moments where Kermit was anything but wholesome%2C as Jim Henson was fond of saying that Kermit would say all the stuff Jim can%27t because Kermit could get away with it.%0D%0A%0D%0AAnyhow%2C hang in there%2C Traitor%2C and drink as much as you can.  Fluids.  Not booze.  Though if you know how to make a good hot toddy%2C then I%27d say go for it.%0D%0Ahttps%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FHot_toddy
13|1|0|||||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|thorr_kan||15:39:11|09/01/2021|Bugger that for a game of soldiers.  Still hanging in there%3F
14|2|13|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|The Traitor||01:22:00|09/03/2021|I continue to not be dead.%0D%0A%0D%0AThis has made a lot of people very unhappy and has widely been regarded as a bad move. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5Dbetween this%2C the black mould infestation%2C the eldest of my cats getting an abscess%2C and everything else%2C i am beginning to think that 2021 might not be my year. %3D%5D%5B%2Fsmall%5D
15|3|14|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|Sofaspud||01:33:31|09/03/2021|%3EI continue to not be dead. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EThis has made a lot of people very unhappy and has widely been %0D%0A%3Eregarded as a bad move. %3D%5D %0D%0A%0D%0ADammit%2C you.%0D%0A%0D%0AI mean that%27s funny but not-funny%2C we were getting worried%21%0D%0A%0D%0A--sofaspud%0D%0A--okay it was actually pretty funny
16|4|15|||1||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|The Traitor||10:33:58|09/03/2021|I didn%27t mean for anyone to worry%2C and I apologise for the upset caused by that.%0D%0A%0D%0AI have recovered%2C and so has my partner. We%27ve also made sure that none of our companion animals have contracted it%2C and I%27m back to working in a retro theme park under the auspices of the guy who owns the rights to beloved British television puppet Sooty.%0D%0A%0D%0AY%27know%2C I%27ve been around this place for about a decade now%2C and my life%27s a lot better than it was - but it%27s also a lot %5Bi%5Dweirder%5B%2Fi%5D than it was%2C and that%27s good too. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5DI presently live with seventeen rats%2C three cats%2C a hamster%2C a leopard gecko%2C and an eight-foot boa constrictor I rescued by accident. I used to sell pinball machines out of a shipping container in an art gallery. I have a postgraduate degree in creepypasta. Sometimes you don%27t figure out how strange your life is until you write it all out.%5B%2Fsmall%5D
17|5|16|||||RE%3A Positive CoVID-19 Test.|MuninsFire||16:26:09|09/03/2021|%3EI have recovered%2C and so has my partner. %0D%0A%0D%0AOh that%27s good to hear %3A-%29 %0D%0A%0D%0A%3EY%27know%2C I%27ve been around this place for about a decade now%2C and my %0D%0A%3Elife%27s a lot better than it was - but it%27s also a lot %5Bi%5Dweirder%5B%2Fi%5D %0D%0A%3Ethan it was%2C and that%27s good too. %3D%5D %0D%0A%0D%0A%3ESometimes you don%27t figure out how strange your life is until you %0D%0A%3Ewrite it all out.%0D%0A%0D%0AThere%27s a mood. My life has become -exceptionally- strange of late - but weird is good%2C y%27know%3F