5||0|1033|0| 0|0|0|||1||For Sale%3A Megatruck|Gryphon||20:46:38|07/23/2022|Hey%2C so I%27m selling my father%27s %5Blink%3Awww.ebay.com%2Fitm%2F304572179633%7C2014 F-350%5D for him.%0D%0A%0D%0AFigured I%27d post it here on the off chance that somebody%27s looking for a humongous luxury pickup that could probably tow the %5Bi%5DTitanic%5B%2Fi%5D. It%27s nice%21%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 1|1|0|||||RE%3A For Sale%3A Megatruck|BZArcher||13:45:20|07/30/2022|I appreciate the Rolls armored car as a towing metric%21 3|2|1|||||RE%3A For Sale%3A Megatruck|BZArcher||13:21:54|08/02/2022|Having viewed the auction%2C I%27m now amused at how eBay thinks I really%2C really need to buy your dad%27s truck. XD 2|1|0|||||RE%3A For Sale%3A Megatruck|StClair||03:27:56|08/01/2022|preserved for posterity%3A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%0D%0AThis is a 2014 Ford F-350 Super Duty Lariat Supercab pickup. It has the 6.7-liter Power Stroke diesel engine and four-wheel drive%2C a towing capacity of 12%2C500 pounds %28that%27s 6%C2%BC tons%2C enough to haul a camper trailer bigger than your first apartment%2C as many horses as most people would want to have around%2C or a World War I-vintage Rolls-Royce armoured car and all three members of its crew%29%2C and many%2C many comfort and convenience features. These include Ford%27s OEM satellite navigation system with Sync%2C dual-zone automatic climate control%2C heated and cooled leather seats comfortable enough to sleep in %28note%3A do not do this if you%27re the driver%29%2C a premium sound system with SiriusXM satellite radio capabilities%2C remote AND keypad keyless entry%2C the FX4 off-road package%2C the snow plowing package %28plow not included%29%2C four factory upfitter switches%2C dual alternators%2C running boards%2C and a very snazzy black and chrome exterior with 20-inch chrome wheels. The bed is fitted with the mounting rails for a fifth-wheel trailer hitch %28not currently installed%2C but we%27ll include it with the truck if the buyer wants it%29. Also included are a set of Weathertech floor liners in place of the OEM rubber floor mats %28which were lost by a previous owner%29 and a Weathertech soft tonneau cover.%0D%0A%0D%0AThis truck has been well cared for during its time with its present owner%2C including punctual regular maintenance%2C all the right fluids%2C and new General Grabber ATX tires 8%2C000 miles ago. It has some body wear inside the bed and some minor surface rust on the undercarriage%2C because no working pickup in New England lacks either%2C but there are no structural problems or body rust. It%27s never been crashed%2C on fire%2C under water%2C modded%2C or driven by unauthorized personnel. The interior is mint %28not literally%2C although an air freshener with the appropriate fragrance could easily be acquired%29 and all the gadgets work as intended.%0D%0A%0D%0ABasically%2C think of this beast as a Shire horse in a well-tailored tuxedo. It%27s imposing%2C handsome%2C surprisingly elegant%2C very powerful%2C almost absurdly comfortable%2C and will happily tow a huge camper across the country and back without breaking a sweat. It has served us well for several years. We%27re only selling it because we no longer have a huge camper.%0D%0A%0D%0A 4|1|0|||1||A Random Update|Gryphon||17:33:58|03/30/2023|The Megatruck didn%27t sell last summer%2C so Dad kept it through the winter%2C and today%27s he%27s gone and traded it in on %5Blink%3Awww.pelletierfordoflincoln.com%2Fnew%2FFord%2F2023-Ford-Ranger-f91f15830a0e0a9054062ce54e75cfe9.htm%7Csomething a little nimbler%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%222%22%5DNo word yet on which monster his new pickup will choose as its first Favored Enemy.%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 5|2|4|||1||RE%3A A Random Update|The Traitor||05:02:28|04/03/2023|%3E%5Bfont size%3D%222%22%5DNo word yet on which monster his new pickup will choose %0D%0A%3Eas its first Favored Enemy.%5B%2Ffont%5D %0D%0A%0D%0AThe new pickup%27s favoured enemy is the same as favourite terrain%3A kerbs at the Wal-Mart. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5Dcouldn%27t resist%2C sorry. %3D%5D%5B%2Fsmall%5D