3||0|160|0| 0|0|0|||1||the greatest spam|Gryphon||22:17:51|03/29/2024|I think this is the greatest spam email I%27ve ever received. It%27s just... it%27s art.%0D%0A%0D%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2FG-GFX%2F20240329%2520hardware%2520spam.jpg%0D%0A%0D%0ASince I can%27t set alt text on pictures inlined into forum posts like this%2C I%27ll note here that this is a screenshot of a spam email that seems to be from a hardware factory offering its services. It%27s way too long to quote verbatim as alt text%2C but the subject line should give you the flavor%3A %22Re%3A Re%3A primarily D rings %2CO rings %2Crivets %2C grommets%2Ceyelets%2Cbuckles%2Cscrews %2C harness %2Cwires %2Cbolts %2Cnuts %2Cclips %2Cbits %2Cspurs supply %3F%22 %28spacing and... unique... comma placement ideas original%29 %22We have profuse designs with series quality grade%2C and expressly.%22 I%27m sure you do.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 1|1|0|||||RE%3A the greatest spam|mdg1||23:11:36|03/29/2024|It reads like a Python skit. Probably performed by Eric Idle. 2|1|0|||||RE%3A the greatest spam|StClair||00:38:51|03/30/2024|https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DDFI6cV9slfI%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bi%5DThey%27ve got Allen wrenches%2C gerbil feeders%2C toilet seats%2C electric heaters%0D%0ATrash compactors%2C juice extractors%2C shower rods and water meters%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0Aetc%2C etc%2C %5Bi%5Detc%5B%2Fi%5D 3|1|0|||1||RE%3A the greatest spam|ImpulsiveAlexia||00:22:53|03/31/2024|The part I find arresting is the sheer specificity of it.%0D%0A%0D%0AIt is%2C after all%2C not unreasonable that a company or even some individuals might be in need of one or more of such metal bits in such quantity and%2For having special requirements%2C and so working directly with a manufacturer would make sense.%0D%0A%0D%0AHowever%2C the chances that any given recipient of the email is such a person%3F It%27s not like your typical %27Nigerian prince%27 email%2C where you can at least safely assume that the recipient wants money%2C and so you just have to determine if they%27re gullible.%0D%0A%0D%0AKinda reminds me of some ads I%27ve seen for industrial hardware on youtube%2C or maybe the ones that are like %27tinkertoys for adults%27. Are your customers really going to be watching old speedruns of older video games%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A-IA.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28received information not interpretable%29