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0|0|0|||1||sotd%2C 2009.06.04|Gryphon||18:44:10|06/04/2009|%5Bsmall%5D%26l%3BFrom the double live album %5Bi%5DStupid Band Tricks%3A The Art of Noise vs. Clay Pigeons - Avalon County Colosseum 2408.08.30%5B%2Fi%5D.  This particular song featured Martin Rose on lead vocals%2C Kaitlyn Hutchins on piano and chorus harmonies%2C the Hon. J. Maurice MacEchearn IV on bass%2C Miki Kaoru on guitar and backing vocals%2C and drums by Danilia Danilia M%27krelth%27nyr%27knet.%26r%3B%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AThere%27s a sale on our gabardine suits today%0D%0AThey%27re all 30 percent off on yesterday%0D%0AThere%27s Fortrel polyester%2C leather%2C wool and tweed%0D%0AJust a VISA or MasterCard is all you need%0D%0A%0D%0AWe got every color%2C we got every shade%0D%0AWe%27re located next door to Willie%27s Fun Arcade%0D%0AWe got every fabric that was ever made%0D%0ABut I%27m known in the city as the king of suede%0D%0A%0D%0AWe got portly and regular and extra long%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AWe got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AWe got all kinds of sweatshirts%2C you can take your pick%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AWith the collars ripped off like in that %5Bi%5DFlashdance%5B%2Fi%5D flick%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AOur prices are low%2C my staff is underpaid%0D%0AYou can buy off the rack or have it custom-made%0D%0AAnd it%27s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade%0D%0A%27Cause of my reputation as the king of suede%0D%0A%0D%0AIf you need a tuxedo for your junior prom%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AWe can get you the best one that%27s made in Taiwan%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AWe got jackets with patches on the elbows too%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AAnd we%27ll sell %27em all factory direct to you%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AWell I never made it past the second grade%0D%0AIt took all of my life for me to learn this trade%0D%0ABut my friends are all thinking that I%27ve got it made%0D%0A%27Cause I%27m known the world over as the king of suede%0D%0A%0D%0AThere%27s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits%0D%0ACheck out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots%0D%0AYou can try on our suede underwear if you choose%0D%0ADo what you want%2C but don%27t step on my blue suede shoes%0D%0AKing of suede%0D%0A%0D%0ADon%27t miss out on our giant liquidation sale%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0ALook for our color catalog in next week%27s mail%0D%0A%5Bi%5DIs my size up there%3F%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0AThere%27s a sale on our double-knit slacks today%0D%0AIt%27s the same old sale as yesterday%0D%0A%0D%0AThirty years in the same location I have stayed%0D%0AThere I am right next door to Willie%27s Fun Arcade%0D%0AI got tough competition but I%27m not afraid%0D%0A%27Cause it%27s my destiny to be the king of suede%0D%0AKing of suede%0D%0AKing of suede%0D%0AKing of suede%0D%0AI%27ll always be king of suede%0D%0AI%27ll always be king of suede%0D%0A%0D%0A - %22Weird Al%22 Yankovic%0D%0A%22King of Suede%22%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22Weird Al%22 Yankovic In 3-D%5B%2Fi%5D %281984%29