47||0|7927|0| 0|0|0|||1||Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||23:38:02|02/03/2011| -- %5Bi%5D%5Bb%5Dimage %231%5B%2Fb%5D%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AThe other night I was watching %5Bi%5DTaken%5B%2Fi%5D%2C which is the Exile all-badass revenge story of action movies - seriously%2C Liam Neeson%27s character could be either Gryphon or Zoner in full sleeper-agent hideout mode%2C circa 2340 - and I couldn%27t help but envision how screwed those Albanians would%27ve been if the two %28evidently-%29American tourists their spotter had tagged at Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport had been%2C say%2C Kate and Juri circa %5Bi%5DCity of Light%5B%2Fi%5D%3A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btt%5D%22Dad%2C we%27re going to have to finish this later%2C%22 Kate said%2C peering thoughtfully across the courtyard into the living room window. %22Some guys just broke into the place and Juri is killing them %5Bi%5Dto death.%5B%2Fi%5D%22%5B%2Ftt%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A --%5Bi%5D%5Bb%5Dimage %232%5B%2Fb%5D%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btt%5D%22Anakin%2C%22 said Saionji dryly%2C %22this reminds me of the time you decided you were going to marry the queen of Naboo. Do you remember that%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0AAnakin finished cutting open the elevator doors%2C scowled%2C and grumbled%2C %22That would%27ve worked if you hadn%27t stopped me%2C Master%2C%22 before jumping into the shaft and disappearing.%5B%2Ftt%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 1|1|0|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Bodhi||21:19:56|02/04/2011|%5Bi%5D%22Dad%2C we%27re going to have to finish this later%2C%22 Kate said%2C peering thoughtfully across the courtyard into the living room window. %22Some guys just broke into the place and Juri is killing them to death.%22%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AThis seems like a %5Bb%5Dreally bad%5B%2Fb%5D idea%2C considering the company those two keep. Anyone attempting to kidnap either of those ladies wouldn%27t be found in any condition to accost anything. The visual had me laughing for ten minutes...%0D%0A%0D%0AThe bit with Anakin and Saionji...makes me want to read more of what exactly is going on with those guys%2C even if the second fragment wouldn%27t ever come to anything. %0D%0A%0D%0AAnd while the audiobook project is great%2C I%27d rather there were new stories. Feels like there are a few outstanding %28both excellent and unresolved%29 plots that I%27m certain a lot of us fans would eagerly read%2C re-read%2C comment on%2C re-re-read%2C and thank you for. Of course%2C I like pretty much everything EPU has put out.%0D%0A%0D%0AI know as a fan%2C I should not bitch%2C and believe me%2C I am not. Just my opinion%2C and worth less than you paid for it. %0D%0A%0D%0A- Bodhi 2|2|1|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||21:28:29|02/04/2011|%3EAnd while the audiobook project is great%2C I%27d rather there were new %0D%0A%3Estories.%0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C there%27s always the hope that the one will lead to the other. Reading the old material out loud is inevitably a pretty comprehensive review for me%2C after all.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 6|2|1|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Mephron||12:01:38|06/08/2011|%3EAnd while the audiobook project is great%2C I%27d rather there were new %0D%0A%3Estories. %0D%0A%0D%0AIf it helps%2C I woke up this morning with an idea for what will be a new mini in my head%2C and now I%27m going to go write it.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22Geoff%2C%22 Gryphon said%2C %22I know I don%27t pay you enough to buy something like that%2C even something like tenth-hand.%22 He gestured at the sleek car.%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Darth Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Dark Lord of Sith Tech Support.%0D%0A%22And Remember%21 Google is your Friend%21%21%22 7|3|6|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Star Ranger4||13:08:21|06/08/2011|%3E%5Bi%5D%22Geoff%2C%22 Gryphon said%2C %22I know I don%27t pay you enough to buy %0D%0A%3Esomething like that%2C even something like tenth-hand.%22 He gestured at %0D%0A%3Ethe sleek car.%5B%2Fi%5D %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0A%2ASnicker%2A Gods%2C so many possibilities one cant even start to guess. But whatever vehicle it winds up being it will be AWESOME. 9|4|7|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|mdg1||12:36:45|06/09/2011|It all depends on whether it drives by itself.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28But anything that reclaims the Black Beauty from that... film would also be welcome%29 3|1|0|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||17:52:23|02/05/2011|Speaking of Anakin%2C I%27ve gotten a lot of mileage out of this particular %5Bi%5DFear %26 Loathing%5B%2Fi%5D riff over the years%2C both on the board and in studio bull sessions%2C but now I think I%27ve found an actual %5Bi%5Duse%5B%2Fi%5D for it%3A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bhr%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a renegade Kanekan warlord%2C%22 Anakin mused to Leyna as they ran as fast as they could through the many-columned gallery of the Central Hall. %22Your normal Duelist will panic and immediately go on the offensive.%22 He shook his head. %22This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the loser-heart. %5Bi%5DMake the bastard chase you.%5B%2Fi%5D%22 He glanced back over his shoulder%2C saw Shuten still in hot pursuit%2C and smirked. %22He %5Bi%5Dwill%5B%2Fi%5D follow.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bhr%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 4|2|3|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|BZArcher||19:17:53|02/05/2011|Ooo. Well%2C that%27ll be fun when it shows up%2C then. %3A%29 40|2|3|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Proginoskes||20:16:45|05/13/2013|I could%27ve sworn you %28or maybe another author%29 actually %5Bi%5Ddid%5B%2Fi%5D use this construct somewhere. I won%27t complain if it gets used again%2C though. 41|3|40|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||21:04:23|05/13/2013|[updated:LAST EDITED ON May-13-13 AT 09:04 PM (EDT)]%3EI could%27ve sworn you %28or maybe another author%29 actually %5Bi%5Ddid%5B%2Fi%5D use %0D%0A%3Ethis construct somewhere. I won%27t complain if it gets used again%2C %0D%0A%3Ethough. %0D%0A%0D%0AIt%27s entirely possible that the %22few people understand the psychology of dealing with %5Bi%5DX%5B%2Fi%5D%22 notation has turned up someplace more recently %28although if so%2C I don%27t remember doing it%29. This part of the thread is a couple of years old%2C though.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 42|4|41|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Peter Eng||15:43:56|05/15/2013|%3E%3EI could%27ve sworn you %28or maybe another author%29 actually %5Bi%5Ddid%5B%2Fi%5D use %0D%0A%3E%3Ethis construct somewhere. I won%27t complain if it gets used again%2C %0D%0A%3E%3Ethough. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EIt%27s entirely possible that the %22few people understand the psychology %0D%0A%3Eof dealing with %5Bi%5DX%5B%2Fi%5D%22 notation has turned up someplace more %0D%0A%3Erecently %28although if so%2C I don%27t remember doing it%29. This part of %0D%0A%3Ethe thread is a couple of years old%2C though. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AI think it got an exact quote in %5Bi%5DWeapon of Choice%2C%5B%2Fi%5D but you haven%27t written anything where it%27s adapted to the situation yet.%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AInsert humorous comment here. 44|2|3|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|McFortner||17:30:37|10/16/2016|%22We were somewhere around Mos Eisley on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22black%22%5DMichael C. Fortner%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22green%22 size%3D-1%5D%22Maxim 37%3A There is no such thing as %22overkill%22.%0D%0AThere is only %22open fire%22 and %22I need to reload%22.%5B%2Ffont%5D 5|1|0|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||23:51:42|06/07/2011|Also%2C having seen %5Bi%5DThe King%27s Speech%5B%2Fi%5D again recently%2C I find myself persistently amused by the image of Kaitlyn and Sumire%2C during the former%27s mid-S4 sojourn on Ishiyama%2C re-enacting the %22Fuck. %5Bi%5DFuck%21%5B%2Fi%5D Fucking fuck%21 Fuck and %5Bi%5Dbugger%5B%2Fi%5D. Bugger bugger buggity buggity fuck %5Bi%5Darse.%5B%2Fi%5D Balls%21 Balls fuckity shit%21 Willy shit and %5Bi%5Dfuck%5B%2Fi%5D and... %5Bsmall%5Dtits%5B%2Fsmall%5D%22 scene.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5D%22... as if I were able to shit%5Bi%5D%5Bb%5DFUCK%5B%2Fb%5Dbugger%5B%2Fi%5D cross your threshold... %22%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 8|2|5|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|The Traitor||10:08:41|06/09/2011|%2Amakes peculiar snorting noise before cracking up completely%2A%0D%0A%0D%0AI would imagine Juri%27d act similarly if she walked in on them...%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22Yeah%2C I%27m definitely going to hell%2FBut I%27ll have all the best stories to tell%22 -- Frank Turner%2C The Ballad of Me and My Friends%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5D%22Actually%2C%22 said Juri from on top of Kaitlyn%2C %22this is rather fun...%22%5B%2Fsmall%5D 16|2|5|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|ebony14||10:54:08|08/04/2011|Aaaaand now I have this image of Kaitlyn doing the %22Fuck%21 Ass%21%21%22 stutter of the old bartender in %22Boondock Saints.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AEbony the Black Dragon%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Life is like an anole. Sometimes it%27s green. Sometimes it%27s brown. But it%27s always a small Caribbean lizard.%22 10|1|0|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|trboturtle2||13:03:18|06/10/2011|Just have seen %22Taken%22 earlier in the week%2C I%27m thinking that Gryphon showing up in Paris looking for Kate after being kidnaped by slavers would involve a lot of dead bad guys%2C high proprty damage%2C and a really REALLY POed EarthGov.... %0D%0A%0D%0AOf course%2C Kate would be on every slaver%27s %22No way in hell%21%22 list on her own merits%2C but I can think only the stupid or the insane would want Gryphon on their case..... %0D%0A%0D%0ACraig%0D%0A 11|2|10|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||13:12:43|06/10/2011|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jun-10-11 AT 01:15 PM (EDT)]%3EJust have seen %22Taken%22 earlier in the week%2C I%27m thinking that Gryphon %0D%0A%3Eshowing up in Paris looking for Kate after being kidnaped by slavers %0D%0A%3Ewould involve a lot of dead bad guys%2C high proprty damage%2C and a %0D%0A%3Ereally REALLY POed EarthGov.... %0D%0A%0D%0AHeck%2C he doesn%27t even particularly %5Bi%5Dlike%5B%2Fi%5D Paris%2C so minimizing the havoc wouldn%27t really be on his to-do list. OTOH%2C he totally would not have shot that French cop%27s wife. There are some things that simply aren%27t %5Bi%5Ddone.%5B%2Fi%5D %28Though I have to admit that in the event%2C it %5Bi%5Dwas%5B%2Fi%5D an excellent way of illustrating that Liam Neeson was Serious For Reals.%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%3EOf course%2C Kate would be on every slaver%27s %22No way in hell%21%22 list on %0D%0A%3Eher own merits%0D%0A%0D%0AWell%2C yeah%2C that%27s kind of the point. If those guys had burst into Kate%27s apartment%2C she wouldn%27t have hidden under the bed and phoned her father%2C she%27d have %5Bi%5Dkilled them to death.%5B%2Fi%5D %3A%29%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 12|3|11|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|jhosmer1||15:21:53|06/10/2011|%3EHeck%2C he doesn%27t even particularly %5Bi%5Dlike%5B%2Fi%5D Paris%2C so minimizing %0D%0A%3Ethe havoc wouldn%27t really be on his to-do list. OTOH%2C he totally %0D%0A%3Ewould not have shot that French cop%27s wife. There are some things %0D%0A%3Ethat simply aren%27t %5Bi%5Ddone.%5B%2Fi%5D %28Though I have to admit that in the %0D%0A%3Eevent%2C it %5Bi%5Dwas%5B%2Fi%5D an excellent way of illustrating that Liam Neeson %0D%0A%3Ewas Serious For Reals.%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AI don%27t see him doing the electric torture scene%2C either... though maybe Geoff Depew the character would if Big Fire was involved.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22You know%2C we used to outsource this kind of thing. But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very Third World. You%27d turn on a switch - power wouldn%27t come on%2C and then tempers would get short. People would resort to pulling fingernails. Acid drips on bare skin. The whole exercise would become counterproductive. But here%2C the power%27s stable. Here%2C there%27s a nice even flow. Here%2C you can flip a switch and the power stays on all day. Where is she%3F%22 13|4|12|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||16:02:52|06/10/2011|%3E%3EHeck%2C he doesn%27t even particularly %5Bi%5Dlike%5B%2Fi%5D Paris%2C so minimizing %0D%0A%3E%3Ethe havoc wouldn%27t really be on his to-do list. OTOH%2C he totally %0D%0A%3E%3Ewould not have shot that French cop%27s wife. There are some things %0D%0A%3E%3Ethat simply aren%27t %5Bi%5Ddone.%5B%2Fi%5D %28Though I have to admit that in the %0D%0A%3E%3Eevent%2C it %5Bi%5Dwas%5B%2Fi%5D an excellent way of illustrating that Liam Neeson %0D%0A%3E%3Ewas Serious For Reals.%29 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EI don%27t see him doing the electric torture scene%2C either... %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Well%2C Emil... looks like it%27s just you... and me... and your balls... and this drawer.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Admin%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 14|5|13|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|A Vile Gangster||13:42:54|08/03/2011|%3E%22Well%2C Emil... looks like it%27s just you... and me... and your balls... %0D%0A%3Eand this drawer.%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%2ASLAM%2A %22Aaaaaaaaah%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0AI fucking %5Bi%5Dlove%5B%2Fi%5D that movie. %0D%0A%0D%0A----%0D%0ANow Playing%3A%0D%0AQueensr%FFche -- The Lady Wore Black %28Queensr%FFche%2C 1983%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bi%5D%22Kids%2C it%27ll grow back.%22 %22Yaaaaaaaay%21%22%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%3C THIS SPACE FOR RENT %3E 15|5|13|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|McFortner||19:56:28|08/03/2011|%3E%22Well%2C Emil... looks like it%27s just you... and me... and your balls... %0D%0A%3Eand this drawer.%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Say Joe%2C wouldn%27t a couple of danishes go great with this coffee right now%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22black%22%5DMichael C. Fortner%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A%5Bfont color%3D%22green%22 size%3D-1%5D%22Rule 37%3A There is no such thing as %22overkill%22.%0D%0AThere is only %22open fire%22 and %22I need to reload%22.%5B%2Ffont%5D 17|3|11|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|ebony14||11:00:46|08/04/2011|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Aug-04-11 AT 11:01 AM (EDT)]%3E%3EOf course%2C Kate would be on every slaver%27s %22No way in hell%21%22 list on %0D%0A%3E%3Eher own merits%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EWell%2C yeah%2C that%27s kind of the point. If those guys had burst into %0D%0A%3EKate%27s apartment%2C she wouldn%27t have hidden under the bed and phoned %0D%0A%3Eher father%2C she%27d have %5Bi%5Dkilled them to death.%5B%2Fi%5D %3A%29 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AIndeed. It would rapidly go from %22Taken%22 to something approaching %22Ransom of Red Chief%22 %28with Toshiro Mifune or %22Beat%22 Takeshi in the role of Red Chief%29. Either that or you%27d have a group of kidnappers who%2C by sheer chance%2C succeed%2C realize who they%27ve grabbed%2C and spend the rest of the story trying to figure out how to get rid of Kaitlyn and Juri without being cut into small pieces.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Let them go%3F %5Bi%5DLet them GO%3F%21%5B%2Fi%5D ARE YOU INSANE%3F%21 This is Kaitlyn Hutchins you%27re talking about%21 If we let them go%2C she will track us down and filet us into cutlets to use as the Secret Ingredient on the next episode of %27Iron Chef%27%21%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0AEbony the Black Dragon%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Life is like an anole. Sometimes it%27s green. Sometimes it%27s brown. But it%27s always a small Caribbean lizard.%22 18|4|17|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|A Vile Gangster||12:02:18|08/05/2011|%2ASnort%2A I%27d read this. There%27s something delightfully Terry Pratchett-esque about a dark room full of wild-eyed kidnappers speaking in hushed%2C frantic tones%2C terrified of their kidnap-ees overhearing them from the next room.%0D%0A%0D%0A----%0D%0ANow Playing%3A%0D%0AEisenfunk -- Hymn %288-bit%2C 2010%29%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bi%5D...%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%3C THIS SPACE FOR RENT %3E 19|4|17|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Mephron||17:35:44|08/06/2011|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Aug-06-11 AT 05:36 PM (EDT)]%3E%22Let them go%3F %5Bi%5DLet them GO%3F%21%5B%2Fi%5D ARE YOU INSANE%3F%21 This is Kaitlyn %0D%0A%3EHutchins you%27re talking about%21 If we let them go%2C she will track us %0D%0A%3Edown and filet us into cutlets to use as the Secret Ingredient on the %0D%0A%3Enext episode of %27Iron Chef%27%21%21%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%22Hi. We kidnapped Benjamin Hutchins%27 daughter%2C and then we let her go. We confess to everything%2C including some things we didn%27t actually do but are confessing to so that we can get sent to the deepest%2C darkest%2C blackest hole on Takron-Galtos that we might actually be safe in.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5Dedit%3A apocatastrophe.%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--%0D%0AGeoff Depew - Darth Mephron%0D%0AHaberdasher to Androids%2C Dark Lord of Sith Tech Support.%0D%0A%22And Remember%21 Google is your Friend%21%21%22 25|5|19|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|ebony14||12:19:37|08/08/2011|%3E%3E%22Let them go%3F %5Bi%5DLet them GO%3F%21%5B%2Fi%5D ARE YOU INSANE%3F%21 This is Kaitlyn %0D%0A%3E%3EHutchins you%27re talking about%21 If we let them go%2C she will track us %0D%0A%3E%3Edown and filet us into cutlets to use as the Secret Ingredient on the %0D%0A%3E%3Enext episode of %27Iron Chef%27%21%21%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%22Hi. We kidnapped Benjamin Hutchins%27 daughter%2C and then we let her %0D%0A%3Ego. We confess to everything%2C including some things we didn%27t %0D%0A%3Eactually do but are confessing to so that we can get sent to the %0D%0A%3Edeepest%2C darkest%2C blackest hole on Takron-Galtos that we might %0D%0A%3Eactually be safe in.%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AThis%2C of course%2C is a transcript of the call that the kidnappers made to the Mega-City One Justice Department%2C making it the first time in the history of the Known Galaxy that someone has requested political asylum to receive a %5Bi%5Dharsher%5B%2Fi%5D punishment.%0D%0A%0D%0AEbony the Black Dragon%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Life is like an anole. Sometimes it%27s green. Sometimes it%27s brown. But it%27s always a small Caribbean lizard.%22 20|4|17|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|The Traitor||18:11:45|08/06/2011|%2Asniggers uncontrollably%2A%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Look%2C Baz%2C what else can we do%3F They have to stay here...%22%0D%0A%22But what if they%27re plotting their escape%3F You saw what Kaitlyn did to Fat Eric%21%22%0D%0A%22Yeah%2C don%27t remind me-%22%0D%0A%22%5Bi%5DHIS HEAD WAS ALL OVER THE WAAAAAAALL%21%5B%2Fi%5D%22%0D%0A%22Shut up%2C Dave%21 They%27ll hear you... what are we gonna do%3F Roll up to Ben Hutchins%27 place with his daughter and her girlfriend%3F He%27ll make us wish we%27d been as lucky as Fat Eric%2C and that%27s assuming we even survive the journey%21 Everyone%27s looking for them%2C which means everyone%27s looking for %5Bi%5Dus%5B%2Fi%5D%2C and%2C and%2C and I want my mum%21%22%0D%0A%22We all do%2C Medium-Sized Eric. We all do.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22Yeah%2C I%27m definitely going to hell%2FBut I%27ll have all the best stories to tell%22 -- Frank Turner%2C The Ballad of Me and My Friends 21|5|20|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Barricade||02:27:34|08/07/2011|I%27d -pay- to read the last six or seven posts%2C put into a storyline. Its just too damn hilarious NOT to end up being written. Kidnappers that are more afraid of the kidnappees %28kidnappedees%3F%29 then the police. 22|6|21|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Bushido||10:11:24|08/07/2011|But of course. Police have all those fiddling little regulations they have to deal with that limit how far they can go. Kidnap victims%2C on the other hand%2C can get away with oh so much more and call it self defense%2C even if the kidnapper is the one in a groaning pile of pain on the ground. 23|6|21|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|trboturtle2||13:04:11|08/07/2011|%3EI%27d -pay- to read the last six or seven posts%2C put into a storyline. %0D%0A%3EIts just too damn hilarious NOT to end up being written. Kidnappers %0D%0A%3Ethat are more afraid of the kidnappees %28kidnappedees%3F%29 then the %0D%0A%3Epolice. %0D%0A%0D%0AI was thinking of Kris Overstreet and Washu%27s little girl.....The Ramsom of Wapiko%3F%0D%0A%0D%0ACraig%0D%0A%0D%0A 24|5|20|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Apostate_Soul||06:49:12|08/08/2011|%0D%0ANice one%2C but I was thinking more the early part of Jingo%2C not parts of Hogfather.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22It%27s difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity%2C but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss...%22 26|6|24|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|The Traitor||21:26:53|08/08/2011|I get what you%27re saying%2C but the head-based wall paint gag was ripped bodily from Going Postal with all the subtlety of a bunga bunga party...%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22Yeah%2C I%27m definitely going to hell%2FBut I%27ll have all the best stories to tell%22 -- Frank Turner%2C The Ballad of Me and My Friends 27|1|0|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||19:33:57|11/20/2012|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Nov-20-12 AT 08:31 PM (EST)]--%5Bb%5D%5Bi%5Dimage %233%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btt%5D%5Bb%5DKAHM TALANN%5B%2Fb%5D It%27s perfectly obvious where the datatracks are. He%27s given them to his droid.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DMASTER GAJIC %28shocked%29%5B%2Fb%5D Threepio%3F%21 You didn%27t drag poor Threepio into this%2C did you%3F He%27s not up to the challenge.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DSENATOR PALPATINE %28smugly%29%5B%2Fb%5D He stands out like a sore thumb. We%27ll find him.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DANAKIN %28angrily%29%5B%2Fb%5D The hell you will. He%27s got a two-day head start on you%2C which is more than he needs. C-3PO%27s got friends in every spaceport and settlement from here to Fedora Core. He speaks six million languages%2C knows every local custom%2C he%27ll blend in%2C disappear%2C you%27ll %5Bu%5Dnever%5B%2Fu%5D find him. %5Bi%5D%28He smirks.%29%5B%2Fi%5D With any luck he%27s got the Cup already.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DEXT. DAY MOS ESPA CENTRAL MARKEPLACE%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bb%5DC-3PO%5B%2Fb%5D Uh... does anyone here speak Bocce%3F Or%2C or even ancient Greek%3F Oh dear.%5B%2Ftt%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 28|2|27|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|mdg1||20:20:53|11/20/2012|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Nov-20-12 AT 08:21 PM (EST)]Bravo%21%0D%0A%0D%0AEDIT%3A And this is why UF is my preferred Star Wars canon%2C too. 29|2|27|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Senji||21:30:15|11/20/2012|%3E Fedora Core.%0D%0A%0D%0A%2Ablink%2A. 30|3|29|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Zox||21:57:12|11/20/2012|%3E%3E Fedora Core.%0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3E%2Ablink%2A. %0D%0A%0D%0AA world in the Beowulf Cluster%2C ruled by the Penguin Emperor%2C Linus XIV. 31|4|30|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|mdg1||22:12:34|11/20/2012|%3E%3E%3E Fedora Core.%0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%2Ablink%2A. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EA world in the Beowulf Cluster%2C ruled by the Penguin Emperor%2C Linus %0D%0A%3EXIV. %0D%0A%0D%0ADoes he wear a Red Hat%3F 32|5|31|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||22:17:07|11/20/2012|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Nov-20-12 AT 10:17 PM (EST)]%3E%3E%3E%3E Fedora Core.%0D%0A%3E%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3E%3E%2Ablink%2A. %0D%0A%3E%3E%0D%0A%3E%3EA world in the Beowulf Cluster%2C ruled by the Penguin Emperor%2C Linus %0D%0A%3E%3EXIV. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EDoes he wear a Red Hat%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AMany people on Fedora Core do%2C though contrary to popular belief%2C it%27s not actually a law.%0D%0A%0D%0AHowever%2C you might want to update your star chart%3B it%27s in the Debian sector. The Beowulf cluster is distributed all over the Inner Sectors and%2C as such%2C isn%27t of much use as a navigational reference.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5Dyeah%2C OK%2C we can stop now%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 33|1|0|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||18:42:58|11/23/2012|-- %5Bb%5D%5Bi%5Dimage %234%5B%2Fi%5D%5B%2Fb%5D%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5D%28this one is Truss%27s fault%29%5B%2Fsmall%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btt%5DSuddenly the door of Yoda%27s inner office opened again%2C instantly silencing the hubbub. All the other Jedi Councilors turned to look as the ancient master and Jason Lock emerged - both still downcast%2C disheveled%2C and feathery - and stood regarding them for a few moments.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22As the Force my witness is%2C%22 said Yoda solemnly%2C %22thought turkeys could fly I did.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AThen%2C without another word%2C he turned and shuffled back into his office with Lock following behind.%5B%2Ftt%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 34|2|33|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|mdg1||18:49:21|11/23/2012|%2Ammph%2A%0D%0A%0D%0ABut who would play the Les Nessman part%3F 35|3|34|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||19:09:59|11/23/2012|%3EBut who would play the Les Nessman part%3F %0D%0A%0D%0AArchivist Faloon%2C perhaps. She can be a bit nervous.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 36|2|33|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Droken||00:31:14|11/24/2012|HAHAHAH%21%21%0D%0A%0D%0AI -just- watched that earlier today%2C and shared this with my dad. Absolutely wonderful timing. 37|2|33|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|jonathanlennox||19:40:34|11/24/2012|%0D%0A%3E%5Btt%5D%22As the Force my witness is%2C%22 said Yoda solemnly%2C %22thought turkeys %0D%0A%3Ecould fly I did.%22%5B%2Ftt%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AOf course%2C if you%27re Yoda%2C they %5Bi%5Dcan%5B%2Fi%5D. 38|1|0|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||21:33:53|12/20/2012| -- %5Bi%5D%5Bb%5Dimage %235%5B%2Fb%5D%5B%2Fi%5D %0D%0A%0D%0A%5Btt%5DINT. A CAVE%0D%0A%0D%0AKYOUICHI SAIONJI lies sprawled amid boulders and rubble. ANAKIN SKYWALKER leans over him%2C trying unsuccessfully to open the buckle of a web harness on SAIONJI%27s chest%2C then stops when SAIONJI opens his eyes and sits up%2C blinking blearily around.%0D%0A%0D%0ASAIONJI %28bemused%29%0D%0AAnakin... were you trying to undo this%3F %26l%3BTaps buckle.%26r%3B%0D%0A%0D%0AANAKIN %28defensive%29%0D%0AWell%2C naturally.%0D%0A%0D%0ASAIONJI nods thoughtfully and looks around at the rubble-strewn cavern.%0D%0A%0D%0ASAIONJI%0D%0ADid you make the rocks fall%2C Ani%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AANAKIN%0D%0AEr... suppose I must%27ve%2C Master.%0D%0A%0D%0ASAIONJI%0D%0AMm.%0D%0A%0D%0ASAIONJI suddenly bursts out laughing%2C a full-on hysterical crack-up%2C head thrown back%2C tears of mirth leaking from his eyes.%0D%0A%0D%0ASAIONJI %28at the top of his voice%29%0D%0A%5Bu%5DANAKIN SKYWALKER IS AN IMBECILE%21%21%5B%2Fu%5D %26l%3BPasses out.%26r%3B%5B%2Ftt%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 39|2|38|||||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|mdg1||22:54:42|12/20/2012|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Dec-20-12 AT 11:02 PM (EST)]I assume this was on Voga%3F Or just the Wookey Hole Caves%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%28No%2C that%27s not a misspelling. Unless Kashyyyk colonized Somerset%29 %0D%0A%0D%0AFor those who have no clue what we%27re talking about%3A%0D%0A%0D%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlGdxMJ1H_Mo%26fmt%3D18 43|1|0|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||17:11:22|10/16/2016|%5Btt%5DIn a sudden fit of rage%2C RITSU jumps to her feet%2C wrenches one of her cymbals off its stand%2C and wings it into the box seats%2C where it smashes a beverage cart and narrowly misses a couple of corporate bigwigs.%0D%0A%0D%0ARITSU%0D%0A%28at the top of her voice%29%0D%0AARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED%3F%21 ARE YOU%2C %5Bb%5DNOT%2C ENTERTAINED%5B%2Fb%5D.%5B%2Ftt%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 45|2|43|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Gryphon||02:56:43|10/18/2016|[updated:LAST EDITED ON Oct-18-16 AT 02:57 AM (EDT)]%5Btt%5DAs the fleet engages the Earthforce ships on the surface%2C submarine I-58 %28G%C5%8CYA%29 lurks nearby%2C picking off KONG%C5%8C%27s escorts at range.%0D%0A%0D%0AG%C5%8CYA%0D%0A%28singing cheerfully as she works%29%0D%0A%E2%99%AA Under the sea%0D%0AUnder the sea%0D%0AWith my torpedoes%2C holy Toledo%0D%0ATake it from me%0D%0AUp on the waves they just can%27t hide%0D%0ADown in the depths we won%27t be spied%0D%0AWe%27re undeterred%2C our%0D%0ASilence is murder%0D%0AUnder the sea...%5B%2Ftt%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 46|3|45|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|The Traitor||18:32:48|10/18/2016|It is presumably at this point when Iona or someone asks Goya why the hell she%27s putting on that ridiculous faux-Jamaican accent. %3D%5D%0D%0A%0D%0A---%0D%0A%22She%27s old%2C she%27s lame%2C she%27s barren too%2C %2F%2F %22She%27s not worth feed or hay%2C %2F%2F %22But I%27ll give her this%2C%22 - he blew smoke at me - %2F%2F %22She was something in her day.%22 -- Garnet Rogers%2C %5Bi%5DSmall Victory%5B%2Fi%5D%0D%0A%0D%0AFiMFiction.net%3A we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have %5Bi%5Dstandards%5B%2Fi%5D.%0D%0A%0D%0A%5Bsmall%5D%22Up in the sky%2C up where they fly%2C up where there%27s no depth charge making you cry... it%27s free in the air... where eagles dare... as part of %5Bi%5DFly Giiiiiiirls%5B%2Fi%5D...%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Corwin%2C did you let the alien death machine watch anime again%3F%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22I can neither confirm nor deny.%22%5B%2Fsmall%5D 47|4|46|||1||RE%3A Fun But Unusable Mental Images dep%27t|Peter Eng||19:39:28|10/18/2016|%3E%0D%0A%3E%22Corwin%2C did you let the alien death machine watch anime again%3F%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0ACorwin gestured at a smoldering%2C partly melted computer case. %22That%27s what happened to the last three firewalls I built.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22That%27s a tritanium computer case.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Yep.%22%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Question withdrawn.%22%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AInsert humorous comment here.