9||0|1081|0| 0|0|0|||1||A Thing I Have Learned|Gryphon||02:25:01|09/27/2022|A thing I have learned from watching Battleship %5Bi%5DNew Jersey%5B%2Fi%5D%27s %5Blink%3Awww.youtube.com%2Fc%2FBattleshipNewJersey%7CYouTube channel%5D is that if I had joined the Navy out of high school%2C I would have spent the entire time from 1991 to 1995 perpetually lost%2C and probably getting yelled at a lot. My only hope would have been to get posted to a very small ship. A minesweeper%2C say%2C or a patrol boat. Or a canoe. That would really have been idea.%0D%0A%0D%0A%28Sure%2C there%27s no way I could have ended up aboard a battlehip as they were all mothballed %5Bi%5Djust%5B%2Fi%5D before I could have joined up. But I bet you even a modern destroyer is an absolute goddamn maze.%29%0D%0A%0D%0ATying the thought to UF%2C this makes me wonder how many years it was before my UF equivalent really knew where the hell anything was aboard the SDF-17. I have images of him wandering around in his off hours with some kind of tourist-map-style deck plan%2C and it not helping very much. %22Ah%2C fuck%2C this is %5Bi%5DDaedalus%5B%2Fi%5D again. We need to color-code this shit or something...%22%0D%0A%0D%0AFurthermore%2C and to bring the post even closer to being on topic for the board it%27s on%2C this gives me the thought of %5Bi%5Dkanmusu%5B%2Fi%5D New Jersey obsessively watching hours and hours of this YouTube channel%2C and occasionally talking to the screen when the curator-host speculates about some aspect of the ship that has been lost to time and guesses wrong.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22Ha%21 No%2C Ryan%2C that%27s not an emergency station%21 That rack is there because the %232 gun crew needed someplace to hide Drunk Dombrowski from the officers while he slept off shore leave.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AMind you%2C she%27s just as likely to learn something herself. %22Huh%2C so %5Bi%5Dthat%27s%5B%2Fi%5D what that compartment was for. I always assumed it was just overflow storage for the candy store.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AHer sisters think this behavior is deeply weird%2C but she assumes they%27re just jealous because their museums%27 YouTube channels aren%27t as much fun.%0D%0A%0D%0A--G.%0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%222%22%5D%22Jeez%2C Jersey%2C why do you have %5Blink%3Ayoutu.be%2FdMRIyHZgkL0%7Cso friggin%27 many Damage Control lockers%3F%5D How many DAMCON fairies does one battleship need%3F%22 %22Semper paratus%2C Mo. Semper paratus.%22 %22That%27s the Coast Guard%2C you goon%21%22%5B%2Ffont%5D%0D%0A-%3E%3C-%0D%0ABenjamin D. Hutchins%2C Co-Founder%2C Editor-in-Chief%2C %26 Forum Mod%0D%0AEyrie Productions%2C Unlimited http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eyrie-productions.com%2F%0D%0Azgryphon at that email service Google has%0D%0A%5Bi%5DCeterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.%5B%2Fi%5D 1|1|0|||1||RE%3A A Thing I Have Learned|Peter Eng||02:59:17|09/27/2022|%3E%0D%0A%3ETying the thought to UF%2C this makes me wonder how many years it was %0D%0A%3Ebefore my UF equivalent really knew where the hell anything was aboard %0D%0A%3Ethe SDF-17. I have images of him wandering around in his off hours %0D%0A%3Ewith some kind of tourist-map-style deck plan%2C and it not helping very %0D%0A%3Emuch. %22Ah%2C fuck%2C this is %5Bi%5DDaedalus%5B%2Fi%5D again. We need to %0D%0A%3Ecolor-code this shit or something...%22 %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%0D%0AAmong other things that come to mind%2C he would have one definite advantage and one possible advantage.%0D%0A%0D%0ADefinite advantage%3A %22EVE%2C I%27ve managed to get down to E section again somehow.%22%0D%0A%0D%0APossible advantage%3A Detianism may include minor improvements to memory. Edison Bell never mentioned it as far as I can tell%2C but it%27s possible. He was skimming over the full disclosure part just a bit.%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AInsert humorous comment here. 4|2|1|||1||RE%3A A Thing I Have Learned|Matrix Dragon||06:46:01|09/28/2022|%3EDefinite advantage%3A %22EVE%2C I%27ve managed to get down to E section again %0D%0A%3Esomehow.%22 %0D%0A%0D%0A%22I was watching you and I%27m still not sure how you did that.%22%0D%0A%0D%0AMatrix Dragon%2C J. Random Nutter 2|1|0|||1||RE%3A A Thing I Have Learned|VoidRandom||04:37:06|09/27/2022|%3E%22Jeez%2C Jersey%2C why do you have %0D%0A%3E%5Blink%3Ayoutu.be%2FdMRIyHZgkL0%7Cso friggin%27 many Damage Control lockers%3F%5D %0D%0A%3EHow many DAMCON fairies does one battleship need%3F%22 %22Semper paratus%2C %0D%0A%3EMo. Semper paratus.%22 %22That%27s the Coast Guard%2C you goon%21%22%0D%0A%0D%0AYou have to feel sorry for some of the Soviet and Russian ships%2C whose DAMCON wasn%27t as advanced or%2C sometimes%2C present.%0D%0A%0D%0A-VR %0D%0A%5Bfont size%3D%222%22%5D%22That%27s all you have Potemkin%2C ONE DAMCON fairy%3F%22 %22Da%2C is still better than poor %5Bi%5DMoskva%5B%2Fi%5D.%22%5B%2Ffont%5D %0D%0A%22They copied all they could follow%2C but they couldn%27t copy my mind%2C %0D%0AAnd I left %27em sweating and stealing a year and a half behind.%22 3|1|0|||||RE%3A A Thing I Have Learned|CdrMike||22:40:34|09/27/2022|Legend has it that many treasures still remain aboard the %5Bi%5DWayward Son%5B%2Fi%5D that will never be found%2C not because its final resting place is so inhospitable to sentient life%2C but because Gryphon never wrote down where he left them. 5|2|3|||||RE%3A A Thing I Have Learned|Croaker||16:53:49|09/28/2022|%3ELegend has it that many treasures still remain aboard the %5Bi%5DWayward %0D%0A%3ESon%5B%2Fi%5D that will never be found%2C not because its final resting place %0D%0A%3Eis so inhospitable to sentient life%2C but because Gryphon never wrote %0D%0A%3Edown where he left them. %0D%0A%0D%0AYes%2C he trusted Vision to remember them all for him.%0D%0AShe%2C seeing security as an Issue%2C deleted the records%2C assuming Gryph would remember them if it was important. 6|3|5|||||RE%3A A Thing I Have Learned|MuninsFire||15:59:01|10/26/2022|%3E%3ELegend has it that many treasures still remain aboard the %5Bi%5DWayward %0D%0A%3E%3ESon%5B%2Fi%5D that will never be found%2C not because its final resting place %0D%0A%3E%3Eis so inhospitable to sentient life%2C but because Gryphon never wrote %0D%0A%3E%3Edown where he left them. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EYes%2C he trusted Vision to remember them all for him. %0D%0A%3EShe%2C seeing security as an Issue%2C deleted the records%2C assuming Gryph %0D%0A%3Ewould remember them if it was important. %0D%0A%0D%0AFor years now%2C I%27ve been convinced that -the- killer app for any IRL AR implementation would be %22where the hell are my keys%3F%22 for -just this reason-%0D%0A%0D%0A%5B Someone as cybered up as Zoner surely would have that baked in at -some- point%2C right...%3F %5D 7|4|6|||1||RE%3A A Thing I Have Learned|Peter Eng||20:04:49|10/26/2022|%3E%0D%0A%3E%5B Someone as cybered up as Zoner surely would have that baked in at %0D%0A%3E-some- point%2C right...%3F %5D %0D%0A%0D%0AWith the amount of hardware Zoner had in him by the end of the Exile%2C it%27s possible that he %2Awas%2A the keys. Modern cars have something like that with the car key%2C after all. I can imagine the Daytona from Hell eventually having security levels based on how somebody started the car.%0D%0A%0D%0APeter Eng%0D%0A--%0D%0AInsert humorous comment here. 8|3|5|||1||RE%3A A Thing I Have Learned|Matrix Dragon||23:17:08|10/27/2022|%3E%3ELegend has it that many treasures still remain aboard the %5Bi%5DWayward %0D%0A%3E%3ESon%5B%2Fi%5D that will never be found%2C not because its final resting place %0D%0A%3E%3Eis so inhospitable to sentient life%2C but because Gryphon never wrote %0D%0A%3E%3Edown where he left them. %0D%0A%3E%0D%0A%3EYes%2C he trusted Vision to remember them all for him. %0D%0A%3EShe%2C seeing security as an Issue%2C deleted the records%2C assuming Gryph %0D%0A%3Ewould remember them if it was important. %0D%0A%0D%0AAlso%2C she was created during the Exile%2C so how the hell did he expect her to remember%3F%0D%0A%0D%0AMatrix Dragon%2C J. Random Nutter 9|4|8|||||RE%3A A Thing I Have Learned|Croaker||12:40:22|10/29/2022|s%2FVision%2FEve. %0D%0A%0D%0ASigh.