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Dec-27-17, 07:01 PM (EST)
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"not really, volume 4"
 
   LAST EDITED ON Dec-27-17 AT 07:01 PM (EST)
 
ANAKIN
I hate sand. It's coarse and sharp and it gets everywhere. But everything here is smooth.

NALL experiences a sudden fit of hacking, choking coughs, so violent that he topples sideways off PADMÉ's shoulder to sprawl on his side on the floor.

PADMÉ
... Are you all right?

NALL
No. I'm dead. Child of the Corn over here killed me.

--G.
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1. "RE: not really, volume 4"
In response to message #0
 
   >>"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most
>>famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but
>>only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against Akagi when
>>food is on the line!'"
>
>AKAGI
>I've been slowly building up an immunity to bauxite.
>
>MUTSUKI
>(making sarcasm quotes with her fingers)
>Pfff. "Slowly".

YAMATO
I just don't think it's right, sinking an innocent girl.

LITTORIO
Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

JUNYOU
I agree with Yamato

LITTORIO
Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will sink her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy brandy!

(turning to Yamato)

And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? At a HOTEL IN TRUK?

YAMATO
(quietly) Not a hotel...


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