>
>You know, the UF cast could do a week of Jerry Springer (not
>that we'd want to).
>
>"I'm married to a computer generated cartoon character."
>
>"So am I!"
>

Polyamorous Immortals Who Married Computer Generated Cartoon Characters...

>
>"I married a sentient squirrel."
>
>"So did I, but my squirrel's the Queen!"
>

Mixed Marriages...Can They Work?

My Wife Is Married To Her Empire... (this one's scheduled for a decade hence, if Devlin's available for a second viewpoint)

>
>"I'm in love with an AI that's inhabiting my Veritech."
>
>"I'm a Veritech that fell in love with the AI on board the SDF-17, but
>now I'm hooked up with one of the Eight-Balls"
>

ACIs and their Love Affairs...

>
>"I...um...spent a night with a mortal at the End of the World"
>

True Confessions From Ragnarok (They have to be true, Springer's not dumb enough to force a goddess to spill something. Or at least he wouldn't try it twice...)

>
>"I'm best friends with my handgun...wanna make something of it?"
>

My Girlfriend Is In Love With Her Handgun...

>
>"My wife is 20,000 years old, but she looks thirteen."
>

Beauty Secrets of the Immortal Mortals (Not inviting any gods, thankyouverymuch, the lightning bolts were a problem last time)

>
>
>"I fell in love with a rock star, but my dad threw his old
>girlfriend's mind into a new body, and that screwed
>everything up."
>

My Father Resurrected My Boyfriend's Old Lover...

Peter Eng
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The scary thing is, I've never watched an episode of Springer. All these titles are invented thanks to occasional ads on TV, watching UHF, and listening to Weird Al's song _Talk Soup._