I'm afraid now.

So, 'slike this: I'm just sittin' there, readin' Rose that Blooms in the City of Light, an' I get to the bit where it's Kate's birthday and it's after the concert and she and Juri are goin' t' bed (Not together, more's the pity), and WinAmp comes toolin' along in the background like it always does, and it cues up number 431 - Evan and Jaron - Crazy For This Girl.

Dude, I'm shiverin'.

Blessed be.
Nathan Baxter
(Joke delivered In The Manner of Tyler Kerns. I'm bad at it, and it's much better in person.)