Alternate version:

Introduced by a mutual friend.

Friend: Devlin, Psionic Underground. Psionic Underground, Devlin.
Devlin: (shakes hands) Pleased to meet you, old bean.
Underground: (shakes hands) Delighted, absolutely delighted.

-- Bob
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Please to remember
Eleven September --
Hijack, destruction and plot.
Our outraged reaction
To terrorist action
Should never be forgot.