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Topic ID: 165
Message ID: 8
#8, The Church of the Unwilling Diety(s)
Posted by remande on Oct-24-01 at 11:54 AM
In response to message #7
>I'm willing to bet there's some set of maniacs who claim there's no
>such thing as Omega-2 and that the entire WDF Cadre is really Buma or
>a set of clones or something.
>
>Hm... and on the flip side, a cult that worships them. That may be a
>bit uncomfortable to some of them. (Of course, they're also useful
>when you need someone to do something for you for absolutely no good
>reason that you can think of and when going through 'channels' is not
>a possibility. But frankly, I can't see the WDF Core being that
>cold-blooded except in a major, major emergency.)

Oh, dear. The Church of the Unwilling Diety is born anew! How often must I suffer?

IRL, Wedge Rat Kelli Clark decided to play a particularly cruel joke on me.

She declared me God.

I denied it, vehemently.

Within two weeks, I had five or six worshippers of the Church of ReRob, the Unwilling Diety.

Within three weeks, a schism had formed so that each worshipper had their own faith, each of which I was busy denying. At one point, somebody wrote up a generic excuse form (for getting out of any sort of trouble) that required "ReRob, the Unwilling Diety" to sign it. I signed no such forms.

IMHO, God can have His job! I don'wannit!

--rR