>>>The story I'm working on tonight contains the first use of Vicks
>>>Vapo-Rub in an Eyrie production.
>>>
>>>All hail me.
>>>
>>
>> So ... Pen-Pen's got a cold?
>
>... and I'd have posted about that in the UF forum why,
>exactly?

5. Assorted Spanish Inquisition reasons. See prior commentary

4. Nonsequitur (this reason brought to you by the color blue).

3. You're actually the Butcher of Musashi posting under Gryphon's account, seeking to confuse loyal fans.

2. You left your tin foil skullcap at home and the aliens have finally seized control of your forebrain.

or

1. Ebony's at work and not paying attention to what topic he's looking at.

(tosses index card through window, amidst sound of shattering glass)

Ebony the Black Dragon
aka Draco Draconis Ebenium
known to CBS as Aaron F. Johnson,
Senior Editor, Living Room Games
http://www.lrgames.com