>Philosophically, perhaps; but culinarily, they're as different as a
>chocolate milkshake and a block of stinking, mold-encrusted French
>cheese.

Not taking a shot or anything, but this resembles one of my pet peeves:

Random Well-Intentioned Host: "Would you like a <insert dead mammal product here>?"
Me: "No, thanks, I'm a vegetarian."
RWIH: "Well, I'll just make you some fish, then."
Me: "... Huh?"

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