>What's a henway? Oh, about five pounds.

This one occured to me after I posted.

>What's a Grecian urn? About ten bucks an hour.
>What's yuirs? Scotch and soda, if you'd be so kind.

These two I don't think I've heard before. Probably because I prefer British humor to, say, Henny Youngman.

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