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#0, Three thoughts on SotS 5
Posted by FnordChan on Nov-01-01 at 01:37 PM
1) Ed is a teenage technowizard who is about to do battle with raging hormones. Corwin is currently at loose ends (though I don't think that'll last - I get the feeling that Utena is in major denial) and is a teenage technowizard currently doing battle with raging hormones. At some point I fully expect Ed to take notice of Corwin, confer briefly with Ein, then drag the poor bastard into the nearest unoccupied room to have her way with him as Ein guards the door. I can also easily envision Ed attempting to reassure Corwin that she knows what she's doing, having read several months worth of posts to the alt.sex hiearchy on Usenet.

2) At some point in Hunted Rose, I expect one of our heroes to be in Corps custody, being mentally worked over by a P12 PsiCop. Deep into the scan, the cop doesn't pay attention to the muffled sounds of explosions nearby or the shouts of Corps personnel until it's too late. Suddenly the nearest wall explodes, the rubble collpasing to reveal...G'Kron leading his very own Narn Bat Squad. Cue a particularly savage beatdown.

3) As my friend Tim pointed out, Kaitlin is Liza Broadbank's own personal Reed Richards. I'm waiting for the explosion that ravages Liza's facial features beyond even the most advanced cosmetic surgery, forcing her to wear a variety of metal masks at all times, all color coordinated to match her outfits. She'll go on to rule the planet Neo Latvaria, terrorize the Duelists with her insidious Lizabots, and be roundly defated time after time, leaving her howling at the top of her lungs: "THIS IS HUTCHINS FAULT!"

FnordChan

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