>1) Ed is a teenage technowizard who is about to do battle with raging
>hormones. Corwin is currently at loose ends (though I don't think
>that'll last - I get the feeling that Utena is in major denial) and is
>a teenage technowizard currently doing battle with raging hormones.

You're an X-Files shipper aren't you?

Um...why would Corwin (having found his beloved) even _think_ about having a casual sexual relationship with Ed who is just starting to get curvy? And why would Ed (assuming the curves imply sudden bodice ripping lust) be interested in a barely pubescent boy?

Pray tell, why would Ed want to be with Corwin necessarily? We have:
Mac - anarchist, bad with people, likes machines, doesn't talk much
Dorothy - machine, and sexually active
Durandal - AIs may want to have fun and reality is what you make it
Azalyn - who is (a) experienced, (b) safe, (c) a friend

Um, and why would Ed even want to do the Leeanna trick? It just doesn't seem her style. Also, are you sure Ed is even into boys? And why not

Anyway, why assume that curves=raging hormones? A lot of girls don't get vibed up for real until their older and more comfortable with the bodies.

>2) At some point in Hunted Rose, I expect one of our heroes to be in
>Corps custody, being mentally worked over by a P12 PsiCop. Deep into
>the scan, the cop doesn't pay attention to the muffled sounds of
>explosions nearby or the shouts of Corps personnel until it's too
>late. Suddenly the nearest wall explodes, the rubble collpasing to
>reveal...G'Kron leading his very own Narn Bat Squad. Cue a
>particularly savage beatdown.

Well...Although delighted by the thought of pacifist G'Kron explaining his philosophy, baseball bat in hand to a set of helpless Corps personnel is rather satisying, I gotta say this:

Like no way man.

As a side note: what type of PSI (esp one with some real juice) doesn't pay attention to spiking emotions and mental cries of pain, agony, and torture?

>3) As my friend Tim pointed out, Kaitlin is Liza Broadbank's own
>personal Reed Richards.

Who is Reed Richards?

I'm waiting for the explosion that ravages
>Liza's facial features beyond even the most advanced cosmetic surgery,
>forcing her to wear a variety of metal masks at all times, all color
>coordinated to match her outfits. She'll go on to rule the planet Neo
>Latvaria, terrorize the Duelists with her insidious Lizabots, and be
>roundly defated time after time, leaving her howling at the top of her
>lungs: "THIS IS HUTCHINS FAULT!"

oookkkkkaaaaayyyy. What every you're on...can I give it to some people I know?

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