>Well, there was that time Paige Guthrie had to go undercover as
>a Teeth-Softeningly Sweet Teen Idol in order to break what is still
>sometimes known by the quaint and inaccurate 19th-century term "white
>slavery ring". But Paige really, really doesn't like to talk
>about that. Even if she did have the #1 pop single in the
>Federation for 17 weeks.

Add a Billy-Ray Cyrus cameo and you'll have yourself a reader.