Of course there's a good reason, milady. Keep telling yourself that...

Also, an exchange between me and my friend Richard, during the cinematic extravaganza of fantabulous wonderment on Wednesday night that may amuse some of you:

Me: I think that Sylar makes the best Spock ever.
Richard : Hmm, I'm not so sure. I'm not too keen on the delivery of his lines...
Me: Delivery?
Richard: Mmmm, yeah, it seems a little off.
Me: Uh... has he actually been saying stuff? Could not tell... on an unrelated note, I appear to have picked up a pointy-ears fetish.
Richard: I will now beat you with my hat.

He then beat me with his hat.