This amused me, so I de-lurked.

Not that it matters....
- Nidan (Second Dan), Tae Kwon do. 12 years experience
- Second Brown, Tomiki-ryu Aikido. 1 year experience
- Green Belt (mid-rank), Modern Arnis. 18 months experience.
- Un-ranked, Escrima 9 years experience.
- Firearms, all. Twenty years experience.

Good thing I'm single or my fictive spouse would complain about the melee weapons...

- Bodhi

...and yes, my mom still scares me bit just a little. I was trained well.