>>Hmm... Why does that sound familiar. Actually, joking/sarcasm aside,
>>would you mind if I ask just how powerful a computer we're talking
>>here?
>
>Um... very. It's a big computer. Really big. Very, very big indeed.
>

"Washuu, could we use your computer to monitor the galaxy?"

"Excuse me?"

"We want to use your computer to analyze all news events and incidents in the galaxy and predict trends so we can counteract them. May we?"

"Do you realize what you're asking? You want me to hand over user access to the collected computer technology of twenty thousand years! You want me to give you access to my deepest secrets! You want me to entrust you with the computing power of a planet!!"

"Um... I didn't know you felt that strongly about-"

"Go ahead."

"-this, I'm sorry for taking- what?"

"Go ahead. The password is 1-2-3-4-5. I got it off an idiot's luggage."

"But what about all your deep mysterious secrets?"

"They're not that deep. Knee-high at most. Have fun, I'm off to do some gene splicing!"

"... this is a very silly story and I refuse to be in it. Where's the scriptwriter??"

"CUT! CUT! CUT!!"

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