Don't knock the Deep Fried Mars Bar. It's the perfect post-pub food.

It's sweet, it's savoury, it's crispy, it's easily eaten... and if you're in a state that it appeals to you, it does the necessary and triggers the egestion that you desperately need in order to actually wake up the followeing morning...

"It's difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity, but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss..."