>>I don't have a clue what we'd do with a witch in UF,
>
>but I do, for reasons that ought to be obvious if you think about it
>for a few minutes. :)

Correction: I don't know what we'd do with Esmerelda 'Granny' Weatherwax in UF. This is not your generic witch...

Redneck (and AFAIK you haven't ever read the Discworld books; your loss)

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