>>Few comments before I head off to bed (where I should have been about
>>three hours ago, but something kept me up).
>>
>>* Cheesy spoo? The bat? Someone is getting smacked for that.
>>
>>* "You might survive a protest." I like that line for some reason.
>
>Guilty, on both counts.

Observe how the servant of Right and punisher of Bad Jokes staggers mightily forth, his face purple and sides aching with oxygen deprivation. Finally, by a supernatural effort of will, he manages to raise a whistle and clamp in the center of his fixed and helpless grin.

*PHWEEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-ee-ee-...*

Immediatly, he collapses to the ground in a frantic bid to regain control of his respitory system. Alas, too late.

Five Narns trample him underfoot, moving at a dead run towards the offending figure of their target. Each slams his trusty baseball bat into the victim as he tears by, before trundleing off into the sunset.

*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*

Blessed be.
Nathan Baxter
(RE: why I'm laughing so hard. That's Ardaniel's fault.)