>who has griffen not had fun with?

sigh.

OK, here's a little math: in 2410 he marks his 437th birthday. Now, if you figure he's been in the business for 419 of those years. According to the 2005 Mosher/Chandra/Jones research, "Males 30-44 report an average of 6-8 female sexual partners in their lifetime". Now, if the average male got started at 17 (which this same study indicates, rounding up from 16.9), and the oldest man in that survey group was 44, that's 27 years to have had... let's split the difference and say seven partners, or about one every four years.

Using those numbers, G wouldn't even reach statistical outlier status at age 437 unless he had more than about 109 pages in his little black book - which I sincerely doubt he has, though I am not inclined to go compiling a list.

So maybe we can give this one a rest? Just an idea.

--G.
-><-
Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
zgryphon at that email service Google has
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.