I was doing a bit of reading and came across WDF General Order 12: "Try to avoid freaking the mundanes." That got me thinking and in a bit of whimsy I thought of what General Order 13 would be: "That means YOU, Haywire."

Michael C. Fortner
"Maxim 37: There is no such thing as "overkill".
There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload".