<ring> "Hello?"
"Hello! We've called to offer you free Sears Siding!"
"I'm sooooo glad you called Mr. Salesman... you've given me a chance... to test.. my -TELEPHONIC DEATH RAY-!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
<pipe outrageously loud beam sound from some random Half-Life mod through phone>
<click>
TRB
"I wish I was reaper, culling lost souls. I wish I could cast them into deep and lonely holes."