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Forum Name: Undocumented Features General
Topic ID: 22
Message ID: 16
#16, Telemarketers
Posted by TRB on Jun-08-01 at 08:51 PM
In response to message #15
<ring>

"Hello?"

"Hello! We've called to offer you free Sears Siding!"

"I'm sooooo glad you called Mr. Salesman... you've given me a chance... to test.. my -TELEPHONIC DEATH RAY-!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

<pipe outrageously loud beam sound from some random Half-Life mod through phone>

<click>

TRB

"I wish I was reaper, culling lost souls. I wish I could cast them into deep and lonely holes."